I think this is the most perfect, mouth-watering, shorts-creaming physique I've ever had generated 🤤
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I think this is the most perfect, mouth-watering, shorts-creaming physique I've ever had generated 🤤
Urg, oomf....ugh. What...did I do yesterday? Mmnf. I really let myself -ourgh- go.
Move over Elf on the shelf, the next big holiday tradition is Jock in a Sock!
Babe, wake up! It's time to open presents! You're going to love what I got you, I know it!
luv your generations!
I tried an variant to your xmas production.
Merry Xmas!
https://ohthosepecs.tumblr.com/private/803887667834159104/tumblr_2rN4Y6cFReylJdQ3i?source=share
Oh wow, you've been busy; glad you could make use of him! Thank you, and Merry Christmas! (Looks like it's not public, though. I can view it with the link but can't interact with the post. Did it get moderated?)
"Damn it, bro, I TOLD you those cookies were exclusively made for Santa; I made them special! He needs a ton of energy to get through the night, right? Not you! Ugh, now I've got a real Christmas hog for a boyfriend."
Go on, give it a lick~
These guys work QA at the North Pole. Would you believe there's been a marked uptick in wishes for protein powder and gym equipment this year? Someone needs to make sure it's of the highest quality!
Alternate narrative: A guy who's been particularly good this year requested a strength elixir. It passed through several rounds of testing before being deemed too volatile for human consumption and the program was scrapped. Now a handful of elves have to learn to live with being hundreds of times bigger, heavier, hunkier, and exorbitantly more virile than their brethren.
He may not be the biggest guy on the site, but he knew how to command his crew~
Handbook says the only thing we're required to wear are hardhats!
I was only joking when I wished for a bigger boyfriend for Christmas. Imagine my surprise one morning when I find the man I've been going steady with in the living room - several feet taller, hundreds of pounds heavier, and with a sack of presents big enough to sleep on! Maybe I should have been more specific in my wish. He had quite the story to tell of the red-suited man who visited him during the night, forcing him to grow...
He promised, if I've been good, he's got plenty of milk for me (but ran out of cookies)
It was never reported that the nearby pharma laboratory was leaking some sort of androgen compound into the water supply, but there sure were signs... Worried it was going to get scrubbed out of the system soon, the neighborhood guys started drinking as much unfiltered water as their stomachs could handle.
"Shit, bro, don't drink that. It's just been recalled for being full of weird hormones or something. Bro, what the hell's happening to you? You're ... inflating!? Stop! You gotta stop! You look like you're gonna pop, bro! (And maybe I want a taste, save some for me...)"
If you find yourself rooming with Coach's jealous, underachieving son, you better be careful that he doesn't encourage your bulk too much, lest you wake up one morning and find realize the massive porker he's made you. How can you play ball when you're too fat to even fit in the showers?
Don't you just hate it when you randomly swell into a freak in public?
Derived from @bigmusclenm's https://www.tumblr.com/bigmusclenm/800119460221616128/eric-just-came-out-here-for-some-sunshine-but-now?source=share
"How massive do you think those pranksters will let me get before they realize I'm obviously playing them?"
"Bro, check it out! These marketing dorks are running some ad campaign - they're feeding me some special new coffee until I notice how big I am. If I keep playing dumb, they'll make me enormous! Don't tell anybody, and maybe I'll share my morning brew with you..."