#grump talk

[crimsongenetics]

Will I ever learn that mobile is a spectacular specimen of pure horseshit and stop beating it like the dead pony it’s pretending to be?

Survey says no.

[crimsongenetics]

So who do I call to report a malfunction in a human? His taste has always been shit but this is a whole new level and I need professional assistance.

Asking for me.

[crimsongenetics]

Ok what the fuck is happening now.

What the hell is wrong with Tumblr.

[crimsongenetics]

OK FUCK OFF.

[crimsongenetics]

Giving a shit about random things on the internet is hard once you’ve thrown that fuck to the wind and can’t be bothered to try getting it back.

[crimsongenetics]

You know what, I’m going to head right on back to square one and lie down before I really have an aneurysm.

I’m getting too old for this.

[crimsongenetics]

Ok seriously, who in their right mind designs an app, finds out and/or witnesses the fact it EATS POSTS DESPITE THEM VERY CLEARLY BEING THERE ONCE THE USER REALIZES HE HAS TO CLOSE THE APP DOWN TO NOT ONLY SEE HIMSELF SCREAMING ACROSS THE VOID, BUT ALSO OBVIOUSLY THE OTHERS HE WANTS TO WITNESS CONSIDERING HE UTILIZED ANOTHER CHOICE FEATURE AND “FOLLOWED” THEM, AND GOES “EH, LOOKS GOOD LET’S GO”????????

[crimsongenetics]

So if I happen to outright ignore you at any given point it’s probably not because I actually am ignoring you, it’s because we dared to anger the Tumblr gods by continuously questioning how much shittier this place could get and, ‘lo and behold, Tumblr has now become the embodiment of a festering pile of actual shit, with which we continue to flagellate ourselves with by enduring the broken-ass mockery of trials it throws at us as if we were flies hopelessly addicted to the blue crack since the moment we set eyes on it.

Did I ask for this life dependency? No! Do I encourage it by still slapping my fingers across the keyboard until the T autocorrects itself to my bitter end? Damn right I do!

We’re not even going to talk about mobile.