~Snatcher x Reader~
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Summary: Hey Phineas whatcha doooooin
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Warning(s): One dirty joke, the rest is safe fluff and silly ghostie
Enjoy~
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Sigh.
...
SIGHH...
...
...
SIIIIIGH.
"...Are you okay?"
"...OH, I'M FINE."
"Oh, alright."
"..."
"AREN'T YOU GOING TO PRESS THE MATTER??"
"OH MY GOD-"
You were sitting in the corner, playing around with your phone, while Snatcher was busy reading his book-...Well....Sort of busy reading his book. He was incredibly annoying today, clingy, whiny, all of the above and more.
He kept peeking over his book at you, then looking down right as you noticed him looking. He shifted around in his chair, as if it were the most uncomfortable position he had been in (....and we all know, it's not the most uncomfortable position he's been in...). And worst of all, he wouldn't shut up.
Snatcher muttered random little words, hummed to himself, let out the occasional "UGH..", and sighed incredibly loud, fake sighs, to get your attention. You, personally, were in a constant state of wanting him to shut his big mouth.
Yet again, Snatcher shifted around in his chair. But this time, it seemed he 'fell' out of it. He was upsidedown, and his book was on his face.
He threw his book to the side, and stayed in his position.
"..."
"HEY!"
You jumped at his sudden yell, and stifled a laugh as you noticed his sprawled out, half on the chair, half on the floor pose.
"May I help-"
"What'cha dooooin'~"
You stayed quiet a moment, staring at him, and waiting for him to say something else. When you were sure he was to let you explain what you were doing, he- "THAT SOUNDS BORING."
You scoffed, while a goofy little half smile formed on your face. You knew full well he was obviously joking- this was his way of playful flirting, trying to get attention.
"You're boring," You retorted in a giggly tone.
Snatcher slithered off of the chair. "I AM NOT!!! If I were boring, you wouldn't be here. I am the most smart, fun, poetic, intellectual being-"
"I'm going to sit on your face if you don't shut up!" You threatened jokingly.
Snatcher's fake annoyance quickly morphed into the biggest, most ornery Grinch smile you had ever seen on a person.
"Ohh, pleeease dooo~" He sang at you, his tone deep and seductive.
You let out a little scream, and covered your blushing face. "What the heck?! I'm leaving!" You shouted, quickly getting to your feet and running for the door.
He grabbed you by the ankles. "WHAT??? NO NO NO I'M SORRY COME BACK," Snatcher wailed, dragging you back toward him. Snatcher dashed in front of the door to block you from leaving. "Did I make you uncomfortable?? I'm sorry, I was just kidding, I won't do it again-"
He respects you. How attractive.
"You're cute," You say simply, throwing a wink at him. Snatcher looked offended, but the brightest, golden yellow blush on his cheeks warned your heart.
"HOW DARE YOU!" Snatcher said dramatically. He quite literally deflated, into a simple pile of goop on the floor. You chuckled at his wailing. Snatcher's personality was so ridiculous, in every way possible. You loved it.
He was currently on the floor, whining and yelling at you, for nothing in particular. He had regained shape, and curled into a snake like ball. "You don't take me seriously!" Snatcher complained.
"...No, not really-"
"YOU ADMIT IT!"
"Yeah, I do! HA!"
"..."
He crossed his arms and pouted. "...Can I at least have a hug," He mumbled.
You couldn't believe your ears. Snatcher? Asking for a hug?
Impossible.
He was always so tsundere, refusing to be touched. You were sure this was a trap, like a cat exposing his soft belly, only to claw at your hand the moment you pet it.
"Hmm, nah," You said. You put your hands on your hips to strike the most cocky pose you could manage.
Snatcher looked up at you with shocked eyes. "...'NAH'?" He repeated in disbelief. You shrugged. Giving him a straight answer would only prolong his dramatic episode.
"HOW COULD YOU! WAAAAAAAA-" Snatcher sobbed loudly, burying his face in his nubby hands. "YOU DON'T LOVE MEEEE!"
You rolled your eyes fondly at him, and walked up to the large fluffy noodle. You silently hoped he'd still accept a hug.
Unfortunately for you, he didn't.
"NO, GET AWAY FROM ME." Snatcher closed his eyes, and looked away. He crossed his arms, and whipped the end of his tail around in annoyance.
"What?" You groaned. Snatcher whined, and threw himself to the floor like a child throwing a tantrum.
"I was only teasing--- ARE YOU CRYING?!" You exclaimed, noticing large golden tears running down his soft cheeks. You sprinted over and did your best to pick him up, holding the big ghost in your arms.
He slipped out of your arms like soap in the shower.
"...You're a hot mess," You muttered, kneeling next to him, and running your fingers through his fluff.
"BUT I'M MORE HOT THAN A MESS, RIGHT??" Snatcher wasn't crying anymore. How strange of him to be sobbing so hard, and immediately be alright afterwards.
You furrowed your brows. "How did-"
"DIDN'T I EVER TELL YA, TOOTS? I CAN CRY ON COMMAND! I'M THE BEST ACTOR IN SUBCON! AHAHAHAHHA!"
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I HAVEN'T SEEN FANFICTION WHERE ALL THAT HAPPENS IS SILLY TEASING, SO I'VE COME TO DELIVER. He's such an ornery brat who just wants to make you giggle..Maybe he wants to drive you a bit crazy, too! But only because he loves you!
Not proofread or detailed at all, it's 1 am and I'm tired ✨
~Love, PinkBoots
