Who cried when they brought their child home for the first time: they both did ;’)
Who would wake up in the middle of the night to check on the kid(s): noya
Who changes the kid(s) diapers: they both do
Who makes the bottles: asahi
Who stays up late at night to rock the kid(s) to sleep and sing them lullabys: asahiiiiiiiiii he wouldn’t be able to handle putting the little one down and even after they fell asleep in his arms he’d keep walking around singing and humming softly and noya looks on fondly
Who is guilty of spoiling the kid(s): noya
Who would give the kid(s) cookies in the middle of the night: noyaaaa
Who always takes the kid(s) side: asahi
Who would wake up early to make breakfast for the kid(s) before school: asahi is deffo much more of a morning person than noya, so he’d be up in a bathrobe and slippers and noya comes crawling out of the bedroom to tell the kid(s) to have a good day before sucking down at least a pot of coffee
Who gets the kid(s) ready for school in the morning: asahi, he can’t get enough of daily domesticity
Who takes the kid(s) to school: asahi, he frets and worries and the kid(s) and tells him they’ll be fine, he does need to walk them to class
Who goes to parent teacher conferences: asahi, noya can’t be trusted with being rational about the kid(s)
Who will be the first to suggest to have ‘the talk’ with the kid(s): noya, asahi would just blush himself into a puddle if he tried
Who would choose their child(s) prom outfit: oh they’re both hopeless when it comes to fashion so they’d call suga and daichi (both effortlessly stylish) for help
Who would cry when the kid(s) go off to college: they’d both sob inconsolably