#grumpygirlfriend

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I watched it for the ninja turtles.

My gf, when accused of watching the 2007 TMNT because she may or may not have had a crush on Sarah Michelle Gellar when she was younger

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Jamroar er pigesur #grumpygirlfriend #dnd #illustration #sketchbook

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Okay fuck you but you’re not wrong

My girlfriend, after being shown a post stating Belle’s dissapointment w the lack of Monster Dick™️ after Adam turns back into a human

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Valkyrie has bigger dick energy

My gf, in a discussion about why Valkyrie has more bisexual energy than Wonder Woman

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I keep showing you off to the gay kids I meet.

My gf, for whom I do the same.

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My gf’s been calling me and just having little conversations when she has time between campus events since she’s left for college and it’s so sweet I adore her

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My gf: My mom said she was surprised that you never started crying

Me, actively crying: Yeah, yeah,, yeah,,,no tears here

Her:

Me: So the truth is,,,,,,,,

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Me: yeah I’m not a super emotional person

Also me, upon seeing a cute dog/picture of my girlfriend: in *literally, openly whole-body sobbing*