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People are going to be so confused when Rebels season 5 comes out and they haven't watched the first 4 seasons.
Whatever you do, do not think about how Zeb must have kept every helmet of every stormtrooper he fought against just so he could give them to the annoying boy he called his brother.
Don’t think about the pile growing and growing and Zeb just wondering when he can give them away.
Do not think about him painting some of them because he knows Ezra likes them painted but also keeping them blank because Ezra likes to paint them with Sabine and Zeb as a family activity.
Do not think about Jacen asking Uncle Zeb why he has so many helmets.
Do not thing about Uncle Zeb replying “Your big brother liked to collect helmets. I thought he would like these.”
Do not think of Jacen starting to collect things just like his big brother so he could be just like him.
Do not think about Jacen asking his mom or Sabine or Gruncles Rex and Wolffe, or Uncle Kallus if Ezra would think this rock is cool and add it to his collection to show Ezra when he gets back.
Do not think about Zeb missing Ezra Bridger.
DO NOT THINK ABOUT IT!!!
I need the Ahsoka Show to star off with Ezra doing a Luis Antman type intro to get everyone caught up. I’m talking
“so I was with my family the Spectres, right?”
cuts to Kanan and Hera obnoxiously making out: “Those are my second parents Kanan and Hera. Kanan’s a Jedi and Hera’s the best pilot in the world. They act like they’re professional but we all know that they’re married.
cuts to Sabine making graffiti of choppers kill count, “that’s Sabine, she’s a fantastic artist and does not like it when you switch the hydrogen bombs with the smoke bombs.“
cuts to chopper being chopper, “that’s chopper. Hera says he’s her little angel but we know the truth.“ ominous close up and shadowing “he’s a cold blooded killer with a kill count in the 50,000’s”
cuts to Zeb, “that’s Zeb. He snores and hates when you take the last waffles. Well, good part of being lost in space is that he can’t kill me for stealing the last of his waffles.“ Zeb breaks fourth wall “HE DID WHAT?!?”
Cuts to Gruncles Rex and Wolffe playing with Jacen, “they are Rex and Wolffe. They’re not brothers. They just met on base and its a total coincidence they look similar. Like twins.” Wink
close up on Jacen, “I dont know who that is, but if I dad to guess, it’s Hera and Kanan’s kid. And my future Padawan!”
cuts to Ezra with the space equivalent of a mountain Lion on his lap. “Any questions?”
cuts to very confused Chiss, “that doesn’t explain why you showed up and we’re dumped in our laps by space whales.“
Star Wars Rebels is what happens when a Gen X and a Millennial get married and raise two Gen Z kids with their gay friends and (cool) boomer uncles and a cat who likes arson and somewhere along the way topple a government and evade federal taxes
