cake
newsflash, everyone:
wilfred is into the cake
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cake
newsflash, everyone:
wilfred is into the cake
"aid" for that prompt thing hehehe
MEME. // aid - help them with a task.
“Hey, Wil.”
Well. This is... Awkward. But the two of them can’t avoid one another forever, in spite of whatever uncomfortable thing their once-budding friendship might have crumbled into -- and Wilfred just so happens to be the only one right now who seems to have nothing much to do.
And probably the only sorry sap in this godforsaken place that he’d trust with a task like this.
Leather leash in hand, a gloved hand outstretches to offer it up to the grunt. On the other end of that leash sits Baby, his much-loved pooch, tongue rolling out of the side of her mouth as big, brown eyes observe the handover with curiosity.
“I’ve still got a lot of stuff to take care of, but she needs to stretch her legs n’ get out for a bit.”
As much of an annoying, nosy, crybaby he may be... Wilfred is still a good kid, at his core, and Proton glances up at him for but a second before his gaze drops guiltily, staring at a certain spot on the wall as if it had done him some great injustice.
As much as it might bruise his ego... Perhaps it’s time to put a stop to the petty hostility.
“Could you take Baby for a while and... Just get some of her zoomies out or whatever?”
PRE-EST MEME. @gruntred
FRIENDSHIP. childhood friends / work buddies or coworkers / family friends / friends with benefits / smoking buddies / adventure buddies / fake friends / recently friends / party buddies / friendship of need / dying friendship / circumstantial friendship / partners in crime / old friendship / [ your muse ] is the good influence / [ your muse ] is the bad influence / [ my muse ] is the good influence / [ my muse ] is the bad influence / opposites attract / ride or die / frenemies / roommates or flatmates / penpals / exes to friends / enemies to friends / other .
literally just atticus being friendly to wilf bcuz he thinks wilf is hilarious in his baby rage and wilfred despising him BFGLKJF idk if wilfred would ever like atticus?? thus far he hasn’t rly done anything that would set atticus off into hating him, so right now he just finds him to be this funny little rocket boy that makes for a great show whenever he’s in kanto. friendship is bullying the shit out of ur business partner’s employees, right??
ROMANCE. childhood sweethearts / [ your muse is mines ] childhood crush / [ my muse is yours ] childhood crush / exes / exes to lovers / forbidden lovers / highschool sweethearts / secret relationship / opposites attract / long distance / unrequited [ from your muses side ] / unrequited [ from my muses side ] / unrequited [ from both sides ] / skinny love / friends to lovers / enemies to lovers / spurious relationship / power couple / newly entered / soulmates [ metaphorical ] / soulmates [ literal ] / awkward / turning toxic / toxic love / cheating [ on your muse ] / cheating [ with your muse ] / other .
atticus, making very loud and audible gagging noises.
FAMILIAL. siblings [ half ] / siblings [ step ] / [ my muse ] is an older sibling figure to your younger sibling figure / [ my muse ] is a younger sibling figure to your older sibling figure muse / [ my muse ] is a parental figure to yours / [ my muse ] is a child figure to your muse / guardian figure / legal guardian / adoptive child / foster child / [ your muse ] is taken under mines wing / [ my muse ] is taken under yours wing / other .
i think the day wilf considers atticus family in any sort of way is the day hell freezes over.
ANTAGONISTIC. dangerous to each other / dangerous to others / unpredictable / rivals / petty / developing into sexual or romantic tension / based off family matters / based of off circumstance / based of professional matters / based off misunderstanding or lies / conflict of ideology / betrayal / hero - villain dynamic / enemies / fight club / friends turned enemies / lovers turned enemies / exes turned enemies / other .
WELL THIS ONE IS A NO DUH LOL. but i’d still say somewhat one-sided?? atticus is a petty bitch in general, he is Not above that, but it does definitely feel like wilfred holds more animosity towards him than vice versa. maybe with atticus now dating proton, there’s opportunity for them to get past these differences, if only for the sake of wilfred’s insanity because he’s going to be seeing WAY more of atticus than before. uwu
@gruntred // BEGIN.
oh, atticus fondly could recall the brief time in which wilfred hadn’t looked at him with such ill-hidden loathing. after all, even in kanto, he was a celebrity. wouldn’t even the lowliest of peons be thrilled to be within such close proximity of a man with more fame and fortune they could ever dream of having in these filthy gutters?
now, of course, all of that had been washed away with the tides of time. for the polished exterior seen on his social medias and at his public events was nothing more than a falsehood, fake kindness not something willingly extended to a grunt who felt far too inclined to open his mouth and speak his unwelcome mind.
at least now, quietly surveying him with rightful caution, wilfred seemed to be far more careful in measuring his thoughts before announcing them to the world.
‘ i am, but, i’m about... ‘ a leisurely glance downward to his expensive, golden wristwatch was paid to make note of the time, ‘ ten minutes early. just enough time to say hello to my favorite sunbeam. it’s been so long since we’ve last been able to play catch-up, after all. ‘
hm. now the breeze REALLY is trying to talk. but hopefully it’ll figure out that it was much too late, and i haven’t any time to stay and chat, because now i need to go and spruce myself up for my date :)
@gruntred: sighs and logs into looker
❝ I said your best officers. ❞
@gruntred asked / meme :
🐤HI BESTIE
@gruntred said: i hope you’re doing that because you have something in your eye
‘ and if i’m not? ‘