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John: i beat all the others at hide and seek today!

Dad Egbert: THAT’S GOOD, BUT YOUR SISTER JUNE IS STILL THE REIGNING CHAMP!

John: who,?

[drawbauchery]

Don't mind me, just dropping in to say that your art is absolutely amazing, keep it up, I'm gonna go now, bye!

hey thanks!! <:3

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John: when i was a young boy, my father has what he called the bean jar. it was a jar full of brown and black beans. whenever i misbehaved, he would remove one and tell me that once the jar was empty, the world would end

Dave: when i was

Dave: a young boy

Dave: my father

Dave: had what he called the bean jar

Dave: it was a jar of beans

Dave: he said son when

Dave: its empty

Dave: youll see that

Dave: the world will end in fire

Dave: thats what the bean jar means

Dave: he said will you

Dave: induce me

Dave: to hasten

Dave: the pace of armageddon

Dave: and catalyze our doom

Dave: because one day

Dave: youll drive me

Dave: so crazy

Dave: ill reach into the bean jar

Dave: purloin the last legume

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Rose: "Why do millenials hate the rich?"

Rose: "Why do millenials pirate everything?"

Rose: "Why do millenials drift towards socialism?"

Rose: "Why are millenials furries?"

Rose: One answer: Disney's Robin Hood

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Rose: For whatever reason, you suddenly gain god-like powers of control over the universe. What’s the first thing you do?

Sollux: ii 2traiight up get riid of carbon

Rose: Carbon, the chemical element upon which all lifeforms are based?

Sollux: that'2 the biitch

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Karkat: I BOUGHT QUICK OATS AND TWO DAYS LATER MY ROOMMATE SHOWED UP WITH INSTANT OATS.

Karkat: I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED; I MUST FIND AN EVEN SOONER OAT.

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Rose: Prophecy class is canceled due to foreseen circumstances

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Roxy: after i drimk coffee i show my empty mug to tha it guy and tell him ive sucesfuly installed java

Roxy: he hates me lol