#gsrpstarter

[fvckjakobi]

imessage ✉️ open.

JT: so, waking up in a strangers bed, no idea where my clothes are, and no memory of the night before, other than the open condom wrapper on the bed side table, definitely isn't the perfect start to the morning.

JT: however, I get stuck meeting the unfortunate sods parents, and feigning some sort of relationship.

JT: the sex definitely wasn't worthy of that excruciating pain.

[ohreagan]

Audio speaking, Disney has some of the best sound tracks. But visually, DreamWorks dishes out some really good movies. I've watched Antz, The Prince of Egypt, and I'm about to watch Shark Tale. It's been a quiet day so why the hell not?

[ohreagan]

So, I've been gone two days and no one has died, gotten injured, or fell out with anyone... okay maybe fallen out but the other two hasn't happened so it's okay. I feel like maybe we're moving up in life.

[devinjfc]

I saw a girl, she was so blonde and beautiful, she looks like she came out of Switzerland’s vagina.

[thequeencece]

So, I went back to the fucking hospital and the first thing I see is a Doctor getting a blowjob from a nurse. Disgusting.

[mariadtf]

I want to come home, but I don't. I think Reagan left and the staff here is kind of suspicious. 

[thequeencece]

[devinjfc]

Why is country music even a thing? It makes me wanna rip my ears off.