okay fuck i'm thinking about him so here's some generic sex headcanon slop for trevor. eat up, perverts.
nsfw under cut
ugh. okay first i wanna start off with a whole... intimacy vs sex thing because that's typically the first thing i try to analyze before i get too nasty.
i think that he views sex and intimacy as fairly tightly knit concepts, at least more so than most of the characters i analyze like this on this blog. i think that when he fucks it's both an act of love and a way to vent anger, but i also have a feeling that he believes (at least to a certain extent) that taking out your anger on someone you care about is a way to show them that you care about them.
in layman's terms, he fucks rough and hard, and is def down for some hate sex, but also sees it as an act of love as opposed to just an act of lust and sin. (though on the scale of love or lust he's about... middle leaning love)
i think he's a switch tbh. he's kinda down for most of whatever.
again, when he's domming/topping i think that he's aggressive and rough. i'm talking choking, squeezing you, most likely gunplay and maybe knifeplay if one is handy, and just overall going at it hard (pushing your head down when you're sucking him off, gripping your hips to drive himself deeper into you, blah blah blah) ((i also think it's hinted at that he has a thing for eye sockets? but idk how true that is, and snuff shit is a biitttt above my pay grade so we're not getting into all that))
but on the subbier side of things, i think he is a sucker for praise. the man is like a dog, tell him he's doing good and that tail will start wagging. he also very much pegs me as the type of man who'd get hard if someone he loved slapped him in the face really hard but idk (again, i think that in his mind violence, lust and love are all blended up into a smoothie and are processed as similar things, it just depends on context). i think that as long as you're happy, he's happy.
unshaved, untrimmed, most likely unwashed, but you all know that.
i think size-wise he's pretty average, maybe a bit above average length (six-ish inches?) and maybe a bit below in girth.
i think that despite how often he gets off he produces a good amount of semen. nothing shocking or crazy, but it takes a couple rounds for him to dry out and there's like- a decent amount.
he's a grunter, a panter, a groaner, a whimperer, and above all else, a talker. point is he's noisy. he doesn't censor himself normally and that is not something that changes in the bedroom. but that man does not. shut. up. whether it be praise or degradation or dirty talk or just cursing that man is always saying something.
idk that's it. i'm just thinking about him and wanted to get this out there.
sorry if anything is stupid or wrong, again, i haven't finished the main story of the game, and have not dedicated the time to allow for a proper analysis of his character outside of my faggot mind thinking about his cock.
Amanda's whole pregnancy he swore up and down he would not be touching that baby at any point...until Tracey was born
Michael asked if he wanted to hold the baby and he said no a thousand times scared he was going to drop her until Michael just shoved the baby in his arms like "just hold the fucking baby T" (poor Mikey needed a break)
And Trevor's whole world changed holding that little girl
He teared up a bit
And of course he wouldn't give the baby back he really wanted to hold her
Trevor was so in love with that little girl he did everything for her
He changed diapers more than Michael and was actually a huge help
Such a huge help Amanda put her differences aside and asked Trevor if he wanted to live with them to help
He lived with them for the first year of Tracey's life
Tracey and Trevor would have spa days for sure
Just Tracey doing Trevor's hair and painting his nails
Michael took so many photos
Sometimes Trevor would pretend that Tracey was actually his daughter..he knew he'd never have kids so he lived pretending Tracey was his daughter sometimes
Anytime he was anywhere If he saw something he thought the little girl would want he would steal it
On a heist? Doesn't matter he's getting that pretty pink dress
After Michael faked his death Trevor would spend hours crying about his "dead" best friend and missing his little niece and nephew
NOW I HAVE A QUESTION AFTER SEEING YOUR LAST POST LMAOO
What are your headcanons of Michael?
(it interest me 😌✨)
OKAY HERE'S SOME OF MY MICHAEL HCS
Okay getting the woke shit out the way again I hc michael as transfem and bigay even though he's transfem he still likes to use he/him pronouns and present as masc HE LIKES TO DRESS FEM IN SECRET THOUGH SHHHH
Okay now time for the semi normal stuff
- Michael has autism ptsd and bpd (wow almost like trevor! Maybe that's why they were besties...slash lovers......)
- After ending c michael messes up again and makes amanda really mad SO MAD SHE WANTED A DIVORCE michael just gave in and let her divorce him he bought a separate house for her and the kids AND HE OCCASIONALLY VISITS!!!! But it's awkward.....
- I like to think michael tries to make a move on trevor after getting divorced with amanda but trevor is like NOOOOO!!!! #cockblocked
- Michael lovessss fishing 🎣 sometimes in north yankton when things weren't mega stressful he would go ice fishing with trevor!!!! AND WHEN HE HAD HIS BOAT HE WOULD SOMETIMES TAKE IT OUT FOR FISHING!!!! He even made a few fishing buddies!!!! But he kinda lost them when jimmy sold his boat 😢😢😢 how sad😢😢😢 now he has to fish on the boardwalk 😢😢😢😢
- Michael doesn't wash his legs in the shower....yeah...
- After ending c and the whole uhhh....thing...that went on with his last therapist HE GETS A KNEW ONE THAT DOESNT SUCK! He also gets prescribed Lexapro
- Michael loves dark chocolate...nobody understands him...BUT HE WILL ALWAYS STAND BY HIS LOVE FOR DARK CHOCOLATE NO MATTER WHAT
- Uhh Michael likes getting called daddy in the bedroom....he's kinda afraid to admit to that though....poor michael....
- MICHAEL STILL LOWKEY HAS A CRUSH ON TREVOR AND WANTS TO REKINDLE THINGS BUT OF COURSE TREVOR PUT HIS FOOT DOWN AND SAID NOOOOONOOOOOOOOO
OKAY THESE ARE SOME OF MY HCS IF YOU WANT MORE UHH ASK ME I GUESS!!!!!!! And again don't take any of these hcs seriously....I'm insane in head when it comes to gta5 hcs...okay?okay.
I'm spoiling y'all: general character headcanons and "x reader" headcanons/imagines in one post, featuring my two favorite GTA Online characters (I'd probably do more characters later on, but I'd have to see how I feel about it).
Bit of a twist, though: make these headcanons/imagines canon-typical. 😏
I have a thing for canon-typical "what if"/unexplored details and scenarios, like how characters would actually act/what they'd actually do in these scenarios, or non-canon details that just seem in-character/canon for them.
So, here you go... featuring our favorite deranged cartel boss and wholesome submariner. 👀
Just a warning: abuse, trauma, and other sensitive topics are in here, as well as NSFW headcanons and some references/spoilers to GTA and RDR games. For the "General Headcanons" categories, the headcanons will start as non-sexual ones and eventually turn into NSFW ones.
(GIFs by me - from my Cayo Perico Heist machinima/movie)
Juan "El Rubio" Strickler
General Headcanons
He was born in the late 1960s, specifically 1968.
His zodiac sign is Gemini.
His middle name is Andrés, and the name is a homage to his grandfather, Andreas. (He honors his grandfather by having pictures of him around the compound. And another note from me: for context, even if GTA and RDR are not in the same universe, the pictures around his compound are Easter eggs showing some side characters from RDR 2. They're hinted to be his ancestors.)
His childhood, while not the full cause, played a role in him developing easy anger and paranoia. Born a psychopath, his violent and apathetic tendencies only grew worse after spending most of his childhood in an abusive household. His father was emotionally and physically abusive to him, and this only made him easily develop anger issues and even trust issues towards people in his adulthood.
Despite his German ancestry, he knows very little German. The only words he knows are his island's coat of arms motto ("Mit Offenen Armen," meaning "With Open Arms"), as well as basic German sayings (greetings, for example). His only two primary languages are English and Spanish.
Despite having female staff on the island, he doesn't hire female guards or smugglers whatsoever. Aside from not getting any women interested in these roles, he, unfortunately, doesn't think they are capable of working these job positions.
If his robber (the player character) is female, the guards do not know his sexist view on who he hires, leaving her to freely bypass getting patted down at the airstrip before scoping the island, or getting into the compound to rob him by driving a guard truck.
He hates dating or having sex with anyone around his age, and only goes after young adults.
Other than being a Playboy kind of man, he doesn't easily commit to long-term relationships and tends to fall out of love, due to losing attraction after bonding with someone. He doesn't mind pursuing non-sexual relations once in a while, although his attraction to them always disappears after a while, leaving him to dismiss the relationship. In most instances, however, he'll instead have one night stands or flings with others.
The only time he may continue a relationship is if he feels too attached to them. Even if he loses romantic interest, he will still feel aesthetically, sensually, or emotionally attracted to them and still show them love. However, this is extremely rare for him, and even when it does happen, the relationships still do not last very long, often because of a conflict causing tension in the relationship.
He is a frayromantic, gynesexual, heteroromantic bisexual.
Aside from what attraction (romantic, sexual) he feels towards certain genders, he is very picky with his romantic preferences, since all of his preferences have to be met in order to feel romantically attracted to that person. In these relationships, he only likes women (cis, trans, etc) or anyone who identifies as female in some way, as long as they are also attached to femininity.
He's indifferent about LGBTQ+ stuff. While he doesn't judge/make comments about anyone for their identities, he also doesn't like labeling himself or even talking about LGBTQ+ topics. The least he'll talk about is the person's identity if he wants to learn more about it.
Having a strong liking to one guard, Manuel, he has a FWB-type relationship on the side with this guard. He doesn't want anyone, even his other guards, to find out about their sexual encounters, especially with him not being open about his sexuality. He also adds bonuses to Manuel's salary in exchange for these quick, easy-access hookups.
When he's in the mood and looking for some action, he's a totally wild man. Other than going to Manuel or his partner, he does things ranging from masturbating with/without toys to sexting/having phone sex. Even when he does any of these, he's just as wild as he is hooking up with someone in-person.
He is a vers in the bedroom with a preference for topping, although he always likes to dominate his partner. He has tried being a sub but acted stubborn the whole time because of not being used to it. Ever since, he concluded it wasn't his thing and stuck with dominating.
He is a freak behind bedroom doors, always wanting to keep sex rough and wild and even using tools such as gags, ropes/chains, or whipping tools (e.g. a paddle). He especially likes physically abusing his partner—of course, as long as they consent to it.
He is easily bored of romantic, vanilla sex. Anytime his partner requests this, he'll show disinterest. If he tries to suck it up and pull through it, he usually stops and mentions that he is not having any fun.
He is very vocal. Anytime he's receiving or giving sexual pleasure, he'll make grunting and moaning noises, as well as making lots of comments, such as praising his partner.
He often uses terms like "good (x)," whether something basic like "good girl" or something more vulgar like "good slut." He will also say "bad" instead of "good" if his partner is disobeying him.
It is more common for him to use crude names for his partner, even using these names in Spanish.
For positions, he typically likes bending his partner/being bent over a surface or pushing them/being pushed against a wall. However, though less commonly, he also doesn't mind the missionary and cowgirl positions.
His length: girth size (in inches)—7.5: 6.
He loves it when his partner gags on his cock; hearing the sound of it is amusing to him.
When he's sucking a dick, he's not much of an expert at deep-throating, so he too will gag. He does his best to take in what he can, though.
Whether he will show aftercare or not depends on who it is he had sex with. Just a hookup—he will kick the person out right away. Someone he's in a relationship with—he will have them hang around.
Even if he shows aftercare, he barely does anything. The only thing he would do with his partner is simply nap/go to sleep with them.
El Rubio x Reader Headcanons/Imagines
Meeting him: The second you two make eye contact, he doesn't hesitate to approach you and strike up a conversation with you. Even if you don't expect to be approached by someone, you can't help but appreciate his level of confidence.
Getting to know him: Going from a simple greeting, to getting to know a few details about you, he's easily interested in anything you have to say about yourself. You find it a bit weird he doesn't talk much about himself, but you feel as if you can't go wrong with meeting a wealthy, charming guy, so you don't really complain about it.
Flirting with you: He's attracted to you immediately after knowing the basics about you, not waiting one bit to bond with you more before seeing if you're the one for him. He also does not hide his attraction to you, as he will do things like touching some parts of your body and complimenting your looks.
If you happen to not be connected to being female and femininity, something about you makes him fall in love with you. It easily throws him off since he has never felt romantically attracted to people of other genders and gender presentations before, but you're an exception. What is it? Who knows? But regardless, you're the first to catch his interest for a potential committed relationship. Even some people with a sexuality like his may have that one exception with a person they really like… but why? Well, sexuality is a mystery sometimes.
Confessing to you: Right away, his flirtatious behavior clearly shows how he feels about you. If you catch onto it, he won't reveal his confession since you already know he's in love with you. If you don't understand his behavior towards you, however, he will talk about how attractive you are and say that he loves you.
Kissing you: He's an expert at kissing, given the many relationships and hookups he's had in his life; you can tell when he kisses you that it wasn't the very first time he's tried it. He's especially a very rough kisser, putting in a lot of effort into the kiss, but he doesn't try to be too rough either.
Touching you: When spending time with you, he's incredibly touchy—feeling your legs or arms, caressing your face, or even getting a bit too into the moment that his hands reach your chest and private area. He's not too much of a "holding someone close" man, and is instead more of a "caressing someone" guy, so don't always expect him to pull you close to him and keep his arms around you. He may hold you, but it's not super common for him to do this.
Teasing you: He enjoys messing around with you, but his playfulness blends in with his psychopathy and cruel personality. His way of teasing involves playful conflict/arguments and "mean" physical teasing (e.g. accidentally "bumping" into you). He does mean well with these, although part of him also loves the "toxicity" of these behaviors.
How he says "I love you" in other ways: Other than kissing, touching, etc, gift-giving is the only other way he shows that he loves you. With his wealth, he likes spoiling you with expensive gifts, ranging from jewelry, clothing, electronics, or more wild stuff such as a luxury car. He especially anticipates you reaction when you receive any of these gifts, and it makes him smile when your reaction is positive.
On the other hand, if you react to a gift negatively, he won't get furious, but he will be disappointed. What usually settles his disappointment, though, is if you offer to let him keep it or gift it to anyone else he knows.
Names he gives you: "Baby," "kitten," "sweetheart," and "cutie." He will also only use more formal/classic names in Spanish: "cariño" (dear), "amor" (love), and "muñeca/muñeco" (doll).
What he (overall) likes to do with you: Being a rich guy, he loves doing "rich person stuff" with you, whether it is visiting an exotic country, attending parties exclusive for wealthy people and celebrities (other than his own parties), going to other luxurious places such as the Playboy Mansion, or other similar activities. Whereas for other times, he likes to keep things simple and lowkey, usually chilling in his compound and hanging out with you in his hot tub, pool, or bedroom.
Having side love/sexual interests while dating you: He has his casual relationship with Manuel, but although he doesn't tell anyone, he feels comfortable enough with you that you're the first person to know about it. He hopes you're okay with it if he goes to his favorite guard for some action, but he doesn't want it to intervene with your relationship with him. More than likely, he will instead go to Manuel less frequently so he can have more close time with you.
Wanting to marry you: Wanting to marry someone is a complicated thing for him, and something he doesn't think about very often. Throughout his entire life, he barely had any committed relationships, and this made him think less about future goals with any partners. Because of this, he, unfortunately, may not propose to you at all, but he will continue to hold onto his relationship with you.
Starting a family with him: Having children is something he also doesn't think about a lot, but if you want kids, talking to him about it will help him consider whether he wants to start a family with you or not. The most likely outcome—he will be open to it but would prefer having a single child only; he doesn't see himself being a "big family" kind of guy, but he still wants to make it fair by having one child with you.
Otherwise, if having kids is not something you'd like, he will also be okay with that.
Other things about you two: Your relationship with him is a wild ride, as there are some conflicts involved, but these are from his temper levels making him lash out and being unable to control himself. None of these conflicts are because of you, and not is he even trying to intentionally hurt you. Comforting him usually helps deescalate these conflicts, though. Normally, people aren't able to successfully calm him down, but he is quickly soothed when you help him through his emotional outbursts.
Pavel
General Headcanons
Since he was in his late 20s doing jobs in Russia in the 1990s, he was born in 1971.
His zodiac sign is Sagittarius.
He never mentions it, but his last name is Glebov. He mentions his uncle to his mute boss a few times, Vlad, a man who was killed by a Serbian guy in Liberty City. Being related to Vlad, he shares the same surname.
Life for him was rough growing up. While he had a healthy family and school life, he lived in a poor area in Russia throughout the 1970s and 80s. He was lucky enough to have a home, although certain situations like surviving on food were sometimes challenging.
Being a native Russian speaker, he isn't the most fluent in English, but he does his best when speaking it. He picked up most of his English from any English speakers he met throughout his criminal life and also learned some of it by himself, though this was more rare for him; he was instead, for the most part, taught by other people.
Despite the challenge of El Rubio tracking him and his captain down, some operations he did in his past ended in him being held captive and/or tortured, which had left him completely traumatized and paranoid. It's to the point where he is worried about his and his captain's safety, and out of compulsiveness, destroys everything that they use to rob El Rubio, no matter how untraceable the tools are.
Once a very mature man in his younger years, his trauma and isolation in the Kosatka made him gradually develop an unstable but also childlike mental state. He was driven into madness and insanity from his time he spent hiding in the submarine—due to a failed job—and up to the current year, he has always shown huge amounts of optimism and giddiness for any upcoming jobs being prepared. Only afterwards, he loses his mind when he's reminded of his past and desperately gets rid of everything to avoid getting tracked down again.
His childlike mindset is also shown outside of work. He tends to show happiness around those he cares about, and anyone he knows likes his innocent attitude towards them. Even if he was not as excited seeing or being around others as much in his past, those he's close to still enjoy his optimistic energy, despite having gone through a personality shift throughout his life.
Because of his mental state deteriorating over the years, he shows signs of undiagnosed schizophrenia in his everyday life.
He is very picky with the ages of any romantic partners, almost always preferring those who are as old as he is. He doesn't even typically want to date and marry a young adult, as he knows the potential power imbalances and worries this would result in an unstable relationship. The only exception to an age gap relationship is if the young adult is someone he easily bonds with and sees a long-lasting relationship with, although he hasn't been lucky finding someone like this.
On the other hand, he is open to having a fling/FWB relationship with a younger adult, since this type of relationship doesn't require any commitment.
Since his past divorce with his ex-wife, he always had a harder time showing interest in dating, not putting himself out there or even showing romantic interest in people.
Ever since meeting Jodi, however, she was someone who easily caught his interest. Although this was also during a time he was finally fed up with being lonely, motivating him to try dating again and making him show romantic attraction to her.
Unfortunately, despite his giddiness around her and interest in her, he is still afraid to act on things and ask her out. Just like his trauma and paranoia from some past jobs, his experience going through a divorce has made him paranoid about trying for another relationship.
He is omnisexual and gynesexual.
He prefers people who are women/female-aligned or present feminine, but is still open to dating other types of people; he could date someone such as a cisgender woman who presents masculine, or someone who doesn't feel connected to being female but present feminine, and he wouldn't mind either situation. A woman or female-aligned person presenting feminine is a nice bonus for him if he were to meet someone like this, though it's not a requirement for him.
He's—quietly—supportive of the LGBTQ+ community. Growing up in Russia, his country was unfortunately very strict with its LGBTQ+ laws throughout the 1970s and 80s, making him very secretive and reserved about his sexuality later on in his life. While he doesn't open up about it or other LGBTQ+ things much—unless he and someone else bring any of these up in a conversation—he is still comfortable with doing things such as using labels for himself. He also, overall, believes everyone should not be judged for who they are, and in a situation like meeting someone with an identity he's unfamiliar with, he may express interest in learning about it.
Up until his late 20s when serving in the Navy, he dealt with bicurious tendencies, regardless of always identifying as straight. Building a deep friendship with a few of his crew mates, he found out a couple of them were either curious, too, or fully attracted to other men. Secretly experimenting with them several times, as to avoid getting discharged, this helped him discover his sexuality. He found out that despite liking sexual contact with the same gender, he still preferred the opposite.
When he craves some action, other than getting with someone, he keeps it simple—only playing with himself.
He is vers in the bedroom, and especially has no preference on what position he's in.
He tends to like gentle sex more, as he finds the romantic, intimate vibe of it more appealing than rough sex. He also finds it easier to focus on pleasuring his partner and take in the whole passionate feeling of gentle sex, unlike when he's going fast and being wild.
When intoxicated, he is much more likely to accept if his partner asks for rough sex, compared to when he's sober and would instead be more likely to reject it.
He's not too experienced with BDSM stuff, and is also indifferent—though leaning more to unfavorable—about the whole idea of BDSM. Depending on his mood, he may be willing to do things with his partner if they want him to, although his inexperience will easily show. If dominating them, he may also feel guilty about what he's doing to them, even if they initially consented.
The only BDSM things he may be more likely to try are pegging and sensation/sensory play.
During gentle sex, he's incredibly affectionate—kissing, feeling his partner all over, etc. Even if he's having sex with an FWB, he'll still show romantic gestures, although of course, he means for it to be platonic.
Whereas with rough sex, he shows a mix of both affectionate and harsh behavior, such as roughly grabbing his partner's face or putting his hand over their mouth (as long as they want him to). His mixed behavior can also occur at the same time, with his affection ranging from rougher kisses, to touching his partner more quickly and roughly.
He's incredibly vocal and makes lots of sounds, most notably moaning and loud breathing.
He's a massive teaser and enjoys teasing his partner.
His most common sentences/phrases: "You like this?" "You look (beautiful/stunning/etc)." "Tell me if I am hurting you." "You're so good at this."
His Russian tends to come out more often during sex.
His most favorite positions are missionary and cowgirl, and—though more rarely—he also likes bending his partner/being bent over against a surface.
His length: girth size (in inches)— 6: 5
He gets concerned if he hears his partner gagging on his cock; he will immediately tell them to stop and only suck what they can.
Other than receiving, he loves giving oral. When it comes to sucking dick, he isn't the most experienced with deep-throating, but he can take in most of any length/size.
He also loves eating pussy… and is really good at it, too.
His way of showing aftercare post-sex is asking his partner if they need anything before leaving them alone to let them rest—if he needs to go back to work on the submarine—or hanging around with them. No matter if they're an FWB or romantic partner, if he stays with them, he will typically cuddle and chat with them to relax, although he may also fall asleep with them.
Pavel x Reader Headcanons/Imagines
Meeting him: When you first meet him, he's incredibly enthusiastic and happy about meeting someone new; most notably, his smile is big and his pupils are dilated. The isolation in the submarine has slowly gotten to him over the years, making him sometimes crave social connections with people he hasn't talked to before.
Getting to know him: Even with someone he barely knows, he likes opening up a lot about himself, although certain details, like his sexuality, he is more hesitant about mentioning. He mostly talks a lot about his past life—his childhood, time serving in the Russian Navy, first few jobs he did, etc. He has many stories to tell about his time in Russia and other countries he visited when doing any illicit operations. Easily, you are invested in his stories, so much so that you feel as if you want to keep listening. Of course, he doesn't want to info-dump too much and wants to give you a chance to talk about yourself.
Flirting with you: After getting to know you a bit, he feels as if he's becoming attracted to you. He's a lot more subtle about it when he first experiences it, usually doing things like staring and smiling at you more often. Slowly, he begins showing more obvious signs, such as complimenting you a lot more or wanting to hang out with you more frequently.
Confessing to you: With his past experience with relationships, he's very nervous about confessing his feelings for you. He does so in an awkward way, stammering and stuttering a lot during his confession and even keeping it basic (e.g. "I like you a lot"). It's hard for you to instantly catch on to what he's trying to tell you, but you think you get the idea of what it is. Oddly enough, you don't mind… and you like him, too.
Kissing you: Kissing someone ever since being divorced is like a first kiss all over again; it feels nerve-wracking but also unbelievable to him—and in a good way. He easily gets tense while kissing you, but he also can't seem to stop. You can especially tell he hasn't kissed anyone in such a long time, with him acting as if he never had a first kiss, but he gradually becomes better at it.
Touching you: He's very physical when spending time with you—touching/feeling your legs and arms, holding your hand, wrapping an arm around you, holding you close to him, etc. Touching/holding you is captivating to him, and he usually acts as if he doesn't want to take his hands off right away. Again, his isolation had made him go insane over the years, and experiencing the romantic touch of someone else was like his first time dating all over again. Of course, if his excessive touching makes you uncomfortable, he'll apologize and immediately stop if you ask him to.
Teasing you: He loves to joke around when spending intimate time with you, such as initiating a kiss but then playfully rejecting it when you try to kiss him. He won't leave you hanging, though; he will eventually kiss you for real.
Other ways he shows affection: He loves showing wholesome, funny behavior towards you—things like tickling you, sharing funny stories or jokes with you, or saying comments like "Oh, look at you!" if you're wearing something nice or sexy.
How he says "I love you" in other ways: Other than physical contact, kissing you, and his humorous behavior, and even telling you the traditional "I love you," he likes saying it in non-verbal ways, too. Some notable things he'll show his love for you include smiling and staring at you, doing some acts of service, listening to romantic songs on his phone with you—and sometimes even slow dancing with you to them—and leaving notes for you if he's away or busy.
Names he gives you: "Love," "darling," "angel," or something based on your real name (and may even use these nicknames in Russian)
What he (overall) likes to do with you: Even with him being out of the submarine, he doesn't like to do too much with you; he prefers staying inside and keeping things chill. Anything from a simple moment of holding/cuddling you, chatting with you, or watching a movie with you is enough to satisfy him getting close time with you.
Having side love/sexual interests while dating you: He did have a crush on Jodi, but something about you practically hypnotized him, even more than Jodi could manage to do. It could be your personality, looks, interests, or overall vibe, but whatever it is, he can't ever go a day without thinking about you.
Wanting to marry you: After his past divorce, he is much more reluctant to think about engagement and marriage within a short time. While some couples may consider marriage in a matter of two years, or some other short time frame, he'll think about proposing to you around five or six years into your relationship with him. As long as you don't mind the long wait, he wants to focus on other things outside of the relationship, but he will also think about if he's comfortable enough making marriage a long-term goal with you. He's only more likely to propose earlier into the relationship if he's certain that he will be comfortable marrying you within a shorter period, and if non-relationship things—like his criminal life—won't affect his marriage.
Starting a family with him: Being a middle-aged man, some may see him as being "too old" to become a father, but he doesn't think so. Especially with most of his life spent on hiding in a submarine, he wants to take advantage of some things he never got to do before, including starting a family. As long as you're open to it, too, he will consider having children with you one or two years after marrying you. While this seems like a short period—when compared to his preferred time frame of dating—he had also thought about children while thinking about marriage, and felt comfortable enough planning out a family shortly after you two got married. He doesn't want too big of a family, though; one or two kids feels like an appropriate amount to him.
However, if kids aren't your thing, he also doesn't mind if you want to avoid starting a family. If anything, too, this will make him happy since he will be able to have more personal time with you.
Other things about you two: Both of you have an overall wholesome and playful relationship with minimal conflict—and with some more serious, more intimate moments as well. Even if he's older, his childlike mentality regularly helps him feel young within his relationship, and—from his past life—also get to re-live those feelings of excitement within a new relationship.
I hope y'all enjoyed it. I've been very eager to post this. 👀
And the romantic/sexual Pavel headcanons/imagines... 😩
GTA Protagonists x Reader Scenarios - Spending Halloween With Them
TW: Language, suggestive ending
Claude
Halloween isn't his favorite holiday, but will have lots of fun in decorating the house, eating sweets and bingewatching movies with you anyway.
Tommy
Likes watching classic 80s horror movies with you and dressing up as the villains from those movies.
"Trick or treat motherfuckers!"
Carl
He doesn't care how old you both are, he'll happily go trick or treating with you. He'll refuse to go dressed as a ghost, vampire etc though, as he thinks they are "too generic and unoriginal".
You: "What will you dress up as then?"
CJ: "A Ballas member. Nothing is nastier than them"
Toni
He'll go trick or treating with you, dressed up as a bloodstained killer butcher.
You: "Er, interesting choice, but why?..."
Toni: "Trust me, you don't wanna know"
Victor
Will surprise you with a pumpkin pie with cute spider decorations.
"Thought it would be a nice Halloween treat, darling"
Niko
He personally never really cared about Halloween, but definitely won't say no to candy corn! Also expect Roman, Mallorie and Brucie to come visit, all dressed up in various wacky costumes.
"Well, at least it's nice here with you guys"
Johnny
For him this day is more like an excuse to wear vampire fangs (he secretly has a thing for vampires).
"Damn you look hot, can you keep those on next month too? Or even better, forever?"
Luis
Will make his club serve pumpkin flavored cocktails to celebrate.
"Come over here and have a taste Y/N! It's free for you, like always"
Huang
Will buy more candy than usual during october. He says it's in order to ensure they have a good stock of them for october 31th, but you know it's just an excuse. Will wake up feeling sick on november 1st.
You: "I told you to not eat so much candy Huang!"
Huang: "Urgh, it's not the candy Y/N, it's... something that's not the candy, okay?!"
Franklin
He'll just chill with you and watch horror movies together.
"Alright let's do this, gotta use my Vinewood+ subscription somehow!"
Michael
Similarly to Franklin, he will (DEFINITELY) watch horror movies with you, but only the older ones.
"Ahhh, the old classics, the newer ones focus too much on jumpscares and gore"
Trevor
Loves Halloween, its spooky and gritty atmosphere, and will carve pumpkins with you already by september 1st. Just don't ask him why do those pumpkins have "questionable" holes.
if you’re still writing for GTA V could i request something where Trevor is dating a girl that’s younger than him/age gap and is in college, total opposite of him. but he is IN LOVE and he absolutely needs to just marry her, tie her down, etc.
i need you to know that age gap in college total opposite is me so this request made me very <3 it made me <3 trevor i love you.
i hope you enjoy!
Smarts? A schedule? A home that isn't a trailer? Someone who kind of knows what they're doing?
Trevor had never known these things before
You and Trevor met when he was in your college town for a job. He was being shitty about it, lingering around the college bars. He had to wear some snazzy outfit in order to fit undercover and he met you.
He was smitten. You were drinking something strong and he asked you to a drinking game. You were kind of drunk and he looked a little better hazy but you were more than happy to comply to a game.
You sweeped the floor with him.
He had never fallen in love so quickly
You both fell asleep on a bench outside. It was freezing when you woke up in the morning. You had lost your jacket. Trevor offered you his. After confirming the two of you didn't sleep together, the relationship was off.
All of your friends thought you were insane!
They met Trevor in passing (he was usually around, in your dorm even though he wasn't supposed to) (commuting with you even though he had no where to go) (always in college bars, bragging about his girlfriends grades)
"He's kind of old?" a friend noted. You were sitting with your computer out, typing furiously. You really had to finish this essay.
"He's got experience."
"He's bald?"
"Not quite."
"Doesn't he live in a trailer?" You peeked over your computer.
"He can budget. Also, the trailer is fun. When I've cleaned it."
"You're like a maid?" You scoffed.
"Trust me, I'm not a maid. We do lots of things other than cleaning."
the insinuation was fucking but you actually did a lot of things. His whole life of crime thing tended to bleed over to you when you came over. He often had a lot of money though which was a win. Tuition was expensive!
Your friends thought he was a sugar daddy. You didn't deny it?
Trevor liked spending all his time with you. He had never known something so special. He had never loved someone so much.
Obviously his next inclination was to tie you down! He wanted marriage! He wanted a honeymoon!
You were still in college, gathering your own personhood. Marriage is not something that was technically on your radar.
Trevor and you spent some time in a hotel (his treat) so you didn't have to hear your roommate complain. You had your head on his lap, looking eagerly at your computer. Homework. So much homework.
He brushed his hand through your hair.
"What are you writing about now?"
"Climate change."
"Is it changing? It was really hot outside today." You snorted, shaking your head. You shut your computer. You could finish it later.
"Just a bit. How is that thing we did last weekend?"
"Oh the Millers score? It's great. We can buy a house."
"But you're buying another hanger?"
"I like planes." You looked up at him, arching your back to do so.
"A house though...so much square feet. So many places to sit. And do other things."
It was defiantly a weird place to be at the college age. He could kill someone for you (he would. he has.) and he also had no idea what you were doing academically. You complained about shitty professors and he almost killed one of them (you explained that would be proactive)
He told everyone ever about you. He bragged about you to strangers. He told Ron. He told Michael.
No one believed him. Like literally...no one
Ron only believed him when he ran into you at the trailer once over a break
You were so kind (and younger and good looking and smart?). Ron didn't really understand the whole thing but when Trevor kissed you you looked so happy.
It may have been a random relationship but it worked so well for the two of you. Yes, it was kind of weird because you were constantly doing homework. He was in crime and made meth! Sometimes opposites attract.
"Are you going out out tonight?" Trevor asked, sitting in your dorms fire escape. Quick exit if he needed it.
"I have one of my 300 classes to study for."
"You should drop out."
"You paid my tuition for this quarter."
"And I am telling you to drop out." You rolled your eyes, looking at him through your lashes. He waited, eagerly. He was wearing some clothes you had gone out and bought together. If you could just convince him to change that haircut. "We should get matching tattoos."
"Trev."
"A heart with an arrow."
"Trev," you said, laughing gently. "I'm busy. Don't you have people to scam?" He took a step in through the window. He gestured outside into the night.
"I have the helicopter on the roof. I could teach you."
"Oh God, do you remember the last time you tired? I'm like..horrendously bad at helicoptering." You could fly the crop duster! But the helicopter had too many things to focus on.
"We can go to Paris." You shut your computer.
"You are gonna make me fail." He hit the window sill.
ok i've been chipping away at this Thing for a long time and i think it's finally ready to be vomitted out into the internet. without further ado, here is my
Stupid-Long List of Trevor Headcanons
divided into chronological sections !
((the NSFW shit is hiding at the bottom))
CW's for: mentions of drugs/alcohol, addiction, cannibalism, violence, gross sex stuff. typical Trevor things
and heres a gif of him cuz ig thats the tumblr thing to do idk i never made one of these lists b4 :x
the past
• he's a scorpio and the reason he has a scorpion tat on his hand is bc he's like. very mildly into horoscopes. he was born some time in november
• he doesn't have a middle name cuz his mom didn't give enough of a shit to give him one
• despite playing hockey and golf as a kid, he was never really that into the sports themselves. he only did hockey because he saw it as a way to beat up other children and not get reprimanded for it, and he did both in the hopes of being good enough at something to earn his mother's praise for once (it did not work :()
• hates his dad bc of how he treated his mom and is glad he abandoned him at that shopping mall when he was a kid
• he (w/ Brad's help) would play "pranks" on (aka BULLY) poor Lester during the north yankton days. some fav pastimes included (but were not limited to): pantsing him, hiding his walking cane, and replacing his asthma medication with laughing gas
• was highkey jealous of how easy Michael could get girls during the north yankton days. when he actually was able to convince a girl to come back home with him, he would make sure to be loud as hell about it so that Mike would know he wasn't the only one getting chicks
• all of his hand tats and a lot of his other tats were done in prison, even tho he was only in for like 6 months
• prison was a mixed bag for him. on one hand, anal. on the other, having to restrain himself from arguments and physical altercations so he could get out early on good behavior
• went thru a breakdancing phase in the 90's (i THINK this one might be canon. idk. could've sworn i've heard him try to tell Lamar this in an attempt to impress him. pls feel free to prove me wrong or right)
• one of the scars on his eyebrows is actually the result of getting a fresh eyebrow piercing ripped tf out during a barfight in the 00's. prob for the best that it was cuz we all know that shit wouldve ended up getting infected and rejecting out of his face anyways
• he moved to Sandy Shores not just because it's nice and isolated, but because it was the place most opposite of north yankton he could think of. never any snow. he absolutely fucking hates cold weather and snow because it reminds him of a certain bank heist that happened in '04
• between Ron, Chef, and Wade, Chef was the first one he met after moving to Sandy Shores. they used to cook meth together in a trailer out in the desert (another one that i THINK is canon but im not sure idk. it all blurs together, idk whats canon and whats not anymore, my brain is too rotted from spinning Trevor around in it like the world's most dried out little shriveled husk of a rotisserie chicken for the past three years, the fog is coming, yk how it is)
• he acquired Liquor Ace the same way he "acquired" the Vanilla Unicorn. the previous owner just mysteriously disappeared one day. nobody in Sandy Shores cared tho once word got around that the new owner was gonna start cooking crystal in the upstairs and selling it
• yk how in the game he said that his heart momentarily stopped once cuz he put an axe thru a power cable? he did that cuz the power had gone out in the middle of him watching an Impotent Rage episode he hadn't seen yet. for some reason (was prob very high and very angry) he thought that he could bring the power back by hitting the sparking wire with an axe. it didnt work. he smelled like overcooked bacon for a week afterwards. he enjoyed that part tho
the present
• he makes Ron cut his hair with a pair of rusty kitchen scissors when he needs a trim. he used to go to the nice barber lady in Sandy Shores but got banned after loudly moaning about how good her nails felt on his scalp once
• once smoked an entire cigarette in one long inhale. Wade witnessed this and found it extremely impressive
• he'll eat pretty much anything but he especially likes foods with strong flavors. salty, sour, super sweet, spicy, etc cuz his taste buds are SHOT from the years of smoking/drug abuse. he abuses condiments, especially hot sauce
• thinks that any restaurant that doesn't have a drive-thru is a "fancy" restaurant
• LOVES candy cuz the meth has given him a major sweet tooth, but prefers anything with chocolate over fruity/gummy candies
• has a weird fascination with eating raw meat.....of any kind. except for sushi. he thinks sushi is "fancy prissy city people food"
• also has a weird fascination with making stews/soups similar to the eyelid one that he tries to feed Michael in that one cutscene. it's the only type of food he knows how to cook. may be a comfort thing for him because microwaving a bowl of canned soup was the most effort his mother ever put into making a meal for him when he was a kid. and she did it like, twice, maybe. he for sure remembers both times very clearly tho and considers them to be some of his fondest memories
• will go for days without eating anything solid before finally sitting down and consuming enough food to feed a family of 5. sometimes he just like. forgets that eating is necessary for survival
• can open beer bottles with his teeth. between that and the meth habit, its an absolute miracle he still has all his teeth
• go-to pizza order is a large meat lover's. he tries to make vaguely sexual passes about "loving large meat" at the poor pizza delivery guys every time he orders delivery. does not tip, but will say shit like "hey, if you come inside i've got a little tip for ya" while the delivery guy quickly vacates the premises
• honestly? i think there is a good 50/50 chance on whether or not he is ACTUALLY a cannibal. maybe he posters as one cuz he likes the reactions it incites, maybe he genuinely enjoys the psychosexual intimacy of consuming the flesh of another human being........ who knows !! not knowing is half the fun :)
• ok ok hear me out u know that stupid tiktok sound that was going around a couple years ago that goes "hi my name is carmen winstead -- HAAAAAHHHGGCHH" ??? look it up if u don't cuz that's what his snoring sounds like. the fucking "HAAAAAHHHGGCHH"
• once he's asleep he is out like a fucking light. guy could sleep thru nuclear war
• is not opposed to drinking hand sanitizer when out of other sources of alcohol. it tastes just like the shitty moonshine Ron makes in his backyard anyways and gets him even drunker so why not !
• hates horror films bc they make him angry. at least, any of the ones where somebody survives at the end. thinks the murderers in them are stupid. starts yelling shit at the TV like "HE'S GETTING AWAY YOU STUPID FUCK,, WHAT ARE YOU DOING !!!!"
• believes baby pink and orange are "his colors"
• will sit on his sofa or bed and try to shoot any cockroaches scurrying around his place with a pistol for funsies when bored sometimes
• enjoys playing darts at the Yellow Jack with anyone who'll play him but absolutely fucking sucks at it cuz of his shaky hands. accidentally threw a dart into another bar patron's head once. will rage and insist his opponent cheated when he loses. will then get physical if anyone tries to tell him its impossible to cheat at darts. is much less of a sore loser when playing with Mike, Frank, or Lamar tho he will still grumble about losing for up to hours on end afterwards
• is an illegal immigrant bc he never became a US citizen. does not own an actual ID, but has several fakes lying around, all with fake birth dates and fake names that are wildly varying levels of believable
• will absolutely flip his fucking lid if Wade comes around him while wearing Juggalo face paint
• speaking of Wade. yk how he has a shitty tattoo of his own name on his arm? (at least i think he does. i tried looking to see if he does and i couldnt tell so now im unsure if thats just yet another detail that my brain completely made up or smth that i actually saw). ANYWAYS, Trevor gave it to him (stick n poke. it was a longggg process but Wade didnt mind too much cuz he was high at the time and consented to it beforehands anyways) when Trevor first "took him in" cuz he kept forgetting his name and got tired of referring to him as "Hey, you" (which Wade did not respond to most of the time anyways)
• is an ugly crier. like, a butt-ugly crier. snot, drooling, wailing, red face, the whole nine yards and he is loud as hell about it too
• loves back rubs cuz ofc he does he's an old man. often makes Ron or Wade give him massages
• his boomer-ass super-zoomed-in LifeInvader profile pic was taken by Ron. it took them a dozen tries before they got it
nsfw
• he sucks at eating out.........kinda? but what he lacks in precision and consistency he makes up for with sheer (sloppy. slobbery) passion. and endurance. can stay down there (and will, if you let him) for hours
• is not much better at blowing. "accidentally" uses too much teeth every time
• ~4 inches. MAYBE 4.5. good girth tho. not cut
• has a thing for chubby/thicc ppl
• is a biter and won't ask before biting so uhh watch out ! part of the reason for the above is bc there's more to bite
• loooooves loves loves to suck on things. fingers, necks, tits, dicks, anything. also looooooves having it reciprocated. particularly likes shoving his fingers in your mouth
• loves to involve mouths as much as possible. spitting/being spat on, the aforementioned biting as well as being bitten, eating food off of your body or having food eaten off of him, the type of makeout sessions that involve shoving each other's tongues down each other's throats.. anything that involves mouths and/or the motions of eating drives him fucking wild
• will beg you even when not explicitly told to when he's not feeling dominant. will beg and beg and beg and beg and it's hot but can also quickly become incredibly annoying
• but he LOVES to be annoying on purpose too. via the begging, or by teasing/edging, mocking, etc. loves to get a rise out of you and loves the attention (even if negative.. ESPECIALLY if negative) it gets him
• occasionally cries after sex. will expect you to hold him while he does. will start to angry cry and say you don't actually love him if you refuse
• now ik this one is nothing groundbreaking and seems to already be the general consensus amongst the Trevor enjoyers but im gonna say it anyways. he def has a thing for public/semi-public sex. be careful about sitting next to him while in any public space. he WILL try to touch on you and it WILL be in a way that makes it obvious to everyone in the immediate vicinity what's going on. does he do it on purpose as an exhibition thing? maybe...... does he genuinely think he's being slick about it? also maybe. if ur with him, expect to be banned from multiple establishments
• lowkey has a breeding kink in the sense that he loves to finish inside (not just bc it feels nice but also bc of the intimacy of it) and thinks that pregnant women are hot as hell
• is most likely infertile due to the years of meth use tho
• loves to both overstimulate and be overstimulated. just bc you've both climaxed doesnt mean he wont keep going for god-knows-how-long
..................andd that's all she (i) wrote. ty for reading !! i've got more shit to say about Trevor cuz ofc i do but this is already like 2k words so if u wanna hear my headcanons on anything specific at all,, pls do throw it in my ask box ! <33
