lowkey only made this side blog to thirst over my strange fictional men and be a truer whore... because i am ashamed and don't need people ik irl to know this
because i'm starting to actually post real content on here i figured i should make one of these? okay.
basics:
he/him it/its
autistic
socially awkward as shit and scared of people
DNI:
proshippers, pedos, homophobes, maga, AI supporters, racists, anyone with too much hate in their heart.
don't be an ass on my page, i don't hesitate to block people
content warning:
this is my freaky side blog where i can write smutty things about my strange men without my irls finding me and throwing tomatoes at me for my taste in fictional characters
that means that this blog is going to be filled to the brim with stuff that is nsfw.
i'm not demanding that people have their age and shit in their bios, but i am warning you so you know what you're getting into and so you can decide if this is something you want to see.
i would prefer if no one under the age of 16 interacted with my content, (i mean in a dream scenario no minors would be interacting with my content but... that's not really what the internet does..) but i am not you mom, and i am not the government so i can't really enforce that.
just stay safe, don't make me the reason why you're all fucked up later in life.
my asks are always open, anons are always welcomed, it may take me a while to get to some stuff though because i'm a horrid procrastinator.
i also may delete asks that i am uncomfortable with/feel i am unable to write. don't take it personally and please don't harass me.
more info about asks under the cut
please read before sending reqs/asks
cut because i hate long post polution.
ive made multiple posts saying what characters i'll write for but i'll make another list here:
- Beetlejuice (all three renditions)
- Franco Barbi (outlast trials)
- Trevor Phillips (gtaV)
- Michael de Santa/Townley (gtaV)
- Kieran Duffy (rdr2)
- Reverend Rodney Putty (moral orel)
- Dan Mandel (dan vs) (maybe. idk, haven't done this yet and might be shit at it)
- Spamton G Spamton (deltarune) (both big shot era and current era (please specify in asks))
- EPILOUGE or POST-CLUB 19Y/O William Dickey (maybe. idfk idfk maybe i can't write him idk)
^ list may change as time goes on. if there is a character that you want from those fandoms feel free to ask and i will let you know what i can do, but i make no promises.
things that i will write:
- smut
- maybe fluff on occasion
- maybe angst if i feel like it
- idrk what to put here.. i'll try to write almost anything, i'm not too easily grossed out.. and idrk how to list out what specifically i'm willing to do
things that i will NOT write:
- any type of incest (stepcest included.)
- any type of pedophilia or illegal age gaps
- any type of rape (including date rape or roofing or anything like that.)
- snuff or any type of extreme gore
- foot stuff. (sorry not sorry, i HATE feet. not judging tho. hashtag ally) (however boot licking is a different thing and i am fine with shoed things... just no socked/bare feet.)
preferences and random yap ig? idk lmao:
please keep in mind that i am still getting back into writing and am mostly writing headcanons. i may occasionally drop a drabble/shorter imagine thing, but i am not comfortable enough to write full fics or oneshots. and will likely not be able to write full fics or oneshots based off of suggestions. if you have a req for a headcanon post or just smth you want my opinion on please please feel free to leave an ask, just don't expect a whole actually thing from me bc i am new to this.
and i prefer writing ftm trans reader stuff because... that's.... what i am? but that's only if i'm writing a gendered reader/reader with defined genitalia, which i haven't really done on my blog as of posting this, most of my shit is gender and sex neutral. (unless specified otherwise but yeah idk)
i am also not making a masterlist because that seems like so much work and i'm lazy. i tag all of my posts with the ships (all x reader) so uhhhhh just surf the tags you want pls.
if you couldn't tell from this post my writing style is very casual and i write how i talk because that's how i think. my grammar may be shit and i don't like to capitalize stuff when i'm on my laptop, i'd rather just get my ideas down. so. sorry if you don't fuck with that ig lmao. (i'm tryna work on it but for now it is what it is..)
tagging
all my fic and hc stuff will be tagged with the character and that character x reader and the fandom, most of my random yap/thought posts will be tagged with "fagidiot speaking"
also!! if y'all just wanna drop an ask to literally just like- ask smth about me i am chill with that too! if you just wanna know my opinions on characters or ships or even franchises i am more than happy to yap! i love knowing that people agree with my opinions and such and having a fanbase that interacts with me is super fun and awesome.
yayayayay
all of ts may change in the future and if it does i'll edit this (and probs make a post about it) or make a whole new intro, depending on how drastic of a change it is.
but basics are just be respectful on here, and know that if you're a cunt i will block you.
When you guys leave smutty scenarios in my inbox I never know how I should respond. I've been kinda tryna like- say my opinions on it and also put headcanons relating to it but uhm idk if that's good. Or if I should just say. "Fuck yeah" and post.
Franco could cum from having his fingers sucked. It's embarrassing really. You wouldn't even have to touch his dick. You wouldn't even have to graze it. His imagination is so overactive and he's already perpetually pent-up. Feeling your warm, wet mouth enveloping his fingers. He can easily delude himself that it's actually his cock, and I'm someone under the impression that sometimes he thinks he can feel things like that through Lupara, so actually having your mouth somewhere on his body. He has about thirty seconds before he creams his pants.
Low-key think I'm into some type of humiliation or objectification or smth bc one of my biggest fantasies is to just have my face sat on. Not even like- super freakily.
Like- they won't even be inclined to grind down or jerk me off a lil 69 style or nothing, and I won't eat or lick nothing. Basically no other interaction. Fully clothed. Just for the act of like. Being used or smth idk.