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Amar a Muerte - 1x75 - “That’s your father.”

#amar a muerte #juliana valdes #chino valdes #beltran camacho #barbara lopez #arturo barba #amar a muerte spoilers #juliantinaedit #amar a muerte 1x75 #score another one for the unexpected feels #after the way he's treated her in the past this is a lot #which she rightly is confused at #ah juls #she has literally no idea what's going on #I super love the beltran/jacobo team up storyline #to save juls!#dad and dad-in-law #televisa I have an idea for you #a surefire winner #guaranteed success #a movie about the juliantina wedding featuring these two as the fathers of the brides #can't. freaking. fail.

Take Jane out for stargazing, sitting by the campfire and under the blankets for a date.

#;wishlist #or rather Jane's wishlist #guaranteed success #I am still looking at her gifs #I'm spiraling #send help

jane’s patented cold approach technique

go up to a woman and say “HHHRHBMVSKLDHLKVMKSDNVNVHhhghdkmmm???”

#guaranteed success #take notes seduction community #∴ ooc tag.

ways i will 1999% successfully seduce my significant other

breathe in helium and proceed to dirty-talk in their ear

refer to the bedroom as ‘the love shack’ but pronounce ‘shack’ in the Vine way like “love shACK-ACK-ACK-ACK”

actually attempt to be sexy but put on really obnoxious music

make a playlist of sexy songs but drop Never Gonna Give You Up in it somewhere when I’ve lulled them into a false sense of security

Shrek lingerie1!!1!

attempt to drape myself over the hood of a car but slide straight off and have them take me to the hospital bc I hit the ground really hard

let it get really hot and steamy but then stop and look them dead in the eye and ask “the moon landing was faked, true or false?”

puns at veRy iNApPrOpRiAtE tImEs

“I want you.................................................................... to binge-watch the entirety of The Lord of the Rings with me”

#Matt speaks #relationships #there's more #I'm sure #X'D #these are just the ones I can think of off the top of my head #you're welcome #100% fool proof #guaranteed success #:)))))))#I'm single #can you tell why #XD

If you have a fantasy game that doesn’t have the species option of being a skeleton, then what’s the fuckin point

#if you put skeletons in there then ya automatically get my eternal blessing #let this be advice for all you future game developers #add more skeletons #guaranteed success

I’m going through the robot daughter tag again because of course, it’s perfect, duh.

BUt I saw this post and imagine Andre talking to Delilah abt Flirting for some reason and she’s just,, I know A Flirt, and says some of those weird phrases.

Andre laughs but he jots them down furiously,,, gotta take notes. Gotta up His Game. Then he texts them to Kriss just like. Are you a candle? Because you’re so hot of the looks with you. ;) I have a really falling for you. ;) It’s all very charming,,, I am sure.

I want to get my heart with you is a very good flirt actually.

#GET YOUR ROBOT TO HELP YOU FLIRT #GUARANTEED SUCCESS #there's also a similar post about knock knock joke and she would help andre with those too