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stopping in to say I had a thought of relentless flirt villain!nanami who coaxes you to say "use me" in the breathiest tone before he fucks you until you forget your own name.

#[whispers.༉‧₊˚🕯️ ]#guaranteed earth shattering orgasms you hear me?#GUARANTEED.#nanami kento x reader #nanami kento #nanami my most beloved man #my husband #the reason why I will never acknowledge another 3D man again

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if Baizhu ever laid eyes on Dottore it would be fucking ON SIGHT.

sure Baizhu might be chronically ill but you underestimate disabled rage, especially towards someone like Dottore, and ESPECIALLY when you're a doctor. Dottore and his clones would not live to see another day.

#baizhu avenges every disabled person on Teyvat by fucking straight up killing Dottore #he lies in a puddle of oil and clones #and Baizhu stands there covered in blood and smiling politely #Baizhu would kill him.#guaranteed.#baizhu #dottore #genshin baizhu #gi baizhu #genshin impact baizhu #genshin dottore #gi dottore #genshin impact dottore #il dottore

ooc;; POV: you are telling a giant teddy bear his salary is being cut again

#ooc.#can't BELIEVE i almost forgot to throw gumshoe in with the other AA characters like??? what is WRONG with me #on GOD i'm gonna complete these games again and as soon as i do gummy's gonna be your muse's NEW BEST FRIEND #GUARANTEED.#anyways sorry i haven't been writing and i'm ESPECIALLY sorry for cursing you with sad gumshoe i'm SORRY

Reason #974 why Makoto likes his job: he can invite his friends over, do nothing, and watch the class going on and on about how cool they are.

#I dunno about you #but I'd dig it if my teacher brought famous friends over.#I mean--the rest of SEES consists of a cop;#a super sentai actress;#a little league coach;#Big Boss in a fur coat;#a secret agent;#and someone that can hack vending machines.#Bringing them in would make Makoto the coolest teacher ever.#Guaranteed.#▐┊❛ out of character .

the big bill hells video has done irreversible damage to my brain

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i have the urge to make an entirely new da worldstate now. and i'm just. augh. Augh. thinking abt a trans butch warrior who gets with morrigan...... thinking abt mage4mage hawke w anders, the dynamic that got me into da in the first place... thinking abt my adaar who grew up in an avvar tribe who i could never figure out who to pair them with... biting my fist. i shant do it i shant

#tiktok vc. im not gonna do it #[2 days later] i did it #Guaranteed.#summer's text tag

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