#guardiancolonelbaird

[marthainthelibrary]

✠ - Hey, so, what's space like?

Space... space is... bloody brilliant.

 So many colors... wouldn't expect so many colors. All swirly and sparkling.

Black holes, though. Gotta watch out for them.

[criminal-royalty-archive]

I dare you to kiss guardiancolonelbaird

Send “I dare you to kiss…” with a url/name and my muse will have to kiss that person on the lips.

"I’m sorry… who?"

guardiancolonelbaird

[laborisms]

Behind the scenes.

Send me 'Behind the scenes' for conversation between the mun and the muse

me: jake are you bi?

jake: no?

me: is that a question?

jake: no...?

me: ... 

me: yeah you're something other than completely straight.

[marthainthelibrary]

((I'm at work and I keep hearing songs that remind me of people on here and it's making me miss you guys))

[laborisms]

guardiancolonelbaird liked this for a drunk jake bc of mardi gras

save a horse--- R I D E a cowboy---

    [ or course he sang when he was drunk. really who didn't ?? well, either way, he didn't notice that Eve was standing right behind him, until he turned around. the largest grin he would probably ever display because of Baird was spread across his lips. ]

oh hey, i didn't see ya there, Eve !! and you look particularly ( too ) sober.

[laborisms]

“I expected it to be… bigger.”

“Red vs. Blue sentence pack” guardiancolonelbaird

you know i'm kindadisappointed aboutthis---

[laborisms]

✠ - What are your opinions on Van Gogh's 'Starry Night'?

Send a ✠ and a question and my muse will reply to it after drinking lots of alcohol.guardiancolonelbaird

oh, that H A S to be my favorite piece. it's great, i mean on top of being one of his best paintings, it only took him like, a day and a half to paint.

    [ at this point in time, he would most likely not even remember this conversation in the morning. ]

it was painted in june of 1889 when he was in Saint-Paul Asylum 'cause of his break down, you know cutting off his ear and all that--- but not only did he paint Starry Night, he painted a whole S E R I E S of paintings while he was there. he painted like 150 paintings in like... one year.

    [ he caught  himself before he continued on about the series and not about what he was asked originally. right, Starry Night and apparently his opinions on it. ]

it was painted during the day, which was even better because he didn't even paint it from memory. but not only that, he painted variations of it. ( at least ) twenty-one, and Starry Night of course was one of them.

the whole painting is supposedly the view out of the east window in his room at the asylum---

    [ he paused a moment... hiccuping. he still hadn't realized that he hadn't answered Eve's question he was just babbling on about the history of the painting. ]

and he's done a few other ones with the same type of sky, but in different places before Starry Night. and the way he interpreted the sky is intriguing, because who the hell see's swirls in the fucking S K Y ??

    [ to calm himself down he, of course, took another sip of his beer. ]

kinda had me wondering if he was drunk himself--- but over all it's pretty cool.

[randkai]

You've got the touch

It's a day like any other for Daniel Rand'Kai, which means essentially that he's sitting in a Starbucks with sweats over his costume, drinking a latte to recover from a fight against seventy dark serpent acolytes.

Or at least they looked like dark serpent acolytes. The evil snake society people all blur into one after a while.

Danny sips his coffee and looks at his phone. Luke's updating his Facebook with pictures of Danielle again. Time to get to liking.