@ ppl who come to theme parks-
When we ask you "where are you heading after" if you ask where you can buy a drink or find a restroom, we're not asking for our health or to prolong the interaction, trust me. Most of the time, we want you gone too. We're making sure we're not sending you a quarter of a mile in the wrong direction.
Example: we are standing by the mummy. There are restrooms to my left, my right, and behind me, as well as IN the restaurant beside me. You have come from directly in front of me. I ask where you're heading next and you say Harry Potter. I send you to my right and tell you Potter is a ways past it and not to forget to walk through the wall by the big purple bus (because you will) and tell you that if it's not emergent, there are nicer bathrooms further along your way by the Ghirardelli building. You say doesn't matter. I send you to my left because they are technically closest, you've walked toward the concert yard. Now you have to double back to get to Potter and stop and yell at me along the way. I ask. You say what and get pissy that I'm bothering you with conversation. I tell you where all four are and then you get more pissy that I'm making you think on your vacation. Now, for the last. You have an attitude or you're just mean or I've been watching you berate your kid or or you're wearing your mask as a headband.. I send you to the one behind me, the furthest of the four, sending you past one of the others because, no, you can't cut through behind me, it's hidden and there's usually a lime because it's right by 2 rides, a restaurant, the smoking area, the lagoon where we do the water shows, a bar, the step off location, 2 popular shows, and a character meet and I mutter to myself that I hope you piss yourself and have to pay $50 for a pair of sweats to wear for the rest of the day.
Just answer our question so we can better answer yours.
