clumsy s/o hcs
edgar allan poe
• freaks out when you accidentally hurt yourself.
• “o-oh my god, where’s the first aid kit?? omgomgomg. i only know the number of this one doctor lady and she really, really scares me ;-;”
• (he’s muttering about yosano and no, he would never actually inflict her “treatment” on you.)
• considers childproofing your shared apartment and getting you one of those hand grip exercisers so you stop dropping stuff.
• ends up training karl to assist you. so far the raccoon can nudge open doors for you and hover underneath you.
• y’know, in case a phone or a book comes crashing down from your hands.
dazai osamu
• literally show any kind of vulnerability to this man and he will exploit it.
• he seriously cannot physically keep himself from teasing you.
• definitely not above kissing your boo-boos..!
• really good at treating your wounds and bruises so don’t worry about that. (he’s had tons of practice on himself soooo)
• “we can’t let this leave a mark on my darling’s beautiful skin, now, can we?”
• doesn’t own anything of value in his apartment (at least nothing he’d leave lying in the open for you to wreck) so he doesn’t really mind at all.
margaret mitchell
• just don’t embarrass the southern belle in public and you’re golden.
• lowkey scared for her reputation, so she teaches you to be more mindful when it counts.
• she’s soft and caring at home though.
• will always ask if you’re okay when you make a little slip-up.
• her fine china though 😭😭😭
• ^^^ oh well, she’ll just sweep it up and out the window with her weathering ability.
• (forgives immediately, but might be more cautious about what tableware she lets you use in the future.)
fyodor dostoyevsky
• rat king decides it’s oddly endearing.
• hardly acknowledges your lack of coordination... but don’t think for a second that he doesn’t notice.
• sees how it could be a nuisance in the future and factors it into his sinister plans somehow.
• also takes note of how your disposition to gracelessness could lure in unassuming mafia and detective agency members without your knowing.
• as in, he’d totally include you and your unwieldy ways in a future set-up.
• likes to watch you clean up after yourself ex. sweeping up shards of glass or bending over to pick up a pencil.
lucy maud montogomery
• ugly laughs when you trip or drop stuff.
• she says she’s sorry, “it’s orphanage instinct!”
• she’ll give you a hand or pick up after you... while trying to suppress giggles.
• lowkey a source of entertainment for her.
• back where she grew up, a broken plate = getting borderline beat up, so consider yourself very, very lucky.
• tells you to, for the love of god, “stop apologizing.”
• her tone of voice is overtly aggressive but when you look up, she’s sporting a wide smile.
kunikida doppo
• this is not ideal..!
• like, your clumsiness would be fine if it didn’t interfere with his schedule...
• but it probably does because of how jam-packed it is.
• he adds like 30 seconds of leeway time to each of his daily activities to compensate.
• just make sure you acknowledge it because that half a minute means a lot to him.
• isn’t a hard-ass about the whole ordeal because it’s lowkey kinda cute.
• but not cute enough to rewrite his ideals.