#guiltyhearts

[askaceattorney]

Dear Morley Matchmakers and Event Planners Service,

Pass. Not interested.

- Simon Blackquill

[thedeliverygod]

guiltyhearts replied to your post “GUYS I GOT A DATA ENTRY JOB WHERE I GET TO SIT AT A COMPUTER ALL DAY...”

Congratulations on the job! It sounds like you’re excited for it. Good on ya!

thank you!!

yeah I’m def excited although I am kinda nervous cuz my interview was like... kinda not an interview. the owner wasn’t even there because the hurricane was looming down upon us and so another person, without access to my resume or anything, just sort of told me about the job and asked me for my work history and I asked a few questions and that was it lmao

so I’ve had a few more questions pop up since the interview but I don’t really have a way to contact the owner directly because I’ve been scheduling everything through a temp agency who put up the posting for the job on indeed. so I guess I’ll just find out on my first day??? lol

[aquilaofarkham]

I'm not sure if you're still doing the OTP meme, but if you are, could you please do 16, 18, and 28, for Connor and Madeleine? Thank you~

no problem!!👌

16. who wants to stay in bed just a little longer?

madeleine, especially during the winter (and tries to get connor to stay as well)

18. who leaves little notes in the other’s one lunch? (Bonus: what does it usually say?)

madeleine usually leaves little reminders like “don’t forget to eat!” or “be careful out there!” and keeps doing this when they grow older and connor’s memory starts to go. connor likes leaving madeleine little poems he found in books but sometimes he’ll leave ones he wrote himself. he’s really embarrassed about them but madeleine adores them

28. what do they do when they’re away from each other?

think about how much better they would feel if they were with each other

OTP question meme: send me a pairing & a number

[peachofthesunshine]

I couldn't stop with just Klale. What about #23 or #24 for NaruMayo?

#23 Going through old boxes

Dear, sweet Pearl had insisted on a spring cleaning. It didn’t matter that it wasn’t spring anymore; when Pearl insisted, you did (excepting her insistence to get them together, they still tried to avoid that, even though they had long since started dating).

Phoenix and Maya were going through the boxes of Mia’s stuff he had stored away. While he had kept the office pretty much the same after her death, he had still needed to put some of it away. They were going through them slowly, both caught up in memories of the amazing woman.

“Oh hey, here’s a picture of the two of you when you were little.” Phoenix held up a small photograph, and Maya leaned over to get a better look.

“Oh, yeah, that was the first time she and I went to the city! She was getting ready for college, and thought I would like to see where she was going to study.” Maya remembered the photograph. Mia had asked someone to take a picture of them by the sign, since selfie sticks weren’t really a thing back then, and neither of them would’ve understood how to use one anyway.

The pain of her sister’s death still sent a pang through her heart, and Maya was glad Phoenix had chosen to do this in the waiting area instead of his office. It would’ve been too much. “I miss her,” she sighed, staring past the photograph at the other boxes. They had gotten rid of some of the things inside, being junk, but Mia had left behind more than a few things she couldn’t bring herself to throw away.

“I do too,” he admitted, lowering the photograph and looking Maya in the eye. “But the Chief wouldn’t want us to be sad, especially after all this time. These are good memories.”

“Yeah, you’re right.”

“I’m always Wright.”

Maya laughed.

[askaceattorney]

Dear Clever Restaurant Owner,

You’re in luck, because this job sounds right up Daddy’s alley!  You may be surprised to know that he was an art major before he studied law, and this’ll be the perfect way to help him put what he learned to good use!  I love it when there’s a win-win situation!

I’ll help too, of course, but I always give assignments based on experience, and Daddy’s a natural.  I made a copy of one of his doodles so you could see for yourself!

-Trucy Wright, CEO

(Original Letter)

[askaceattorney]

Dear Fair Tenant,

We’re not exactly professional movers, but I’ll be happy to help as long as your apartment has an elevator.  We can discuss payment in person.

(Does that even qualify as a pizza anymore?)

-Apollo Justice

[askaceattorney]

Dear Kid,

That’s nice of you to offer, but you don’t have to pay me yourself.  I’ll be happy to do that if your mommy wants to pay for it herself.  Ask her to write me a letter, and I’ll see what I can do.

She did give you a name, didn’t she?

-Phoenix Wright

[askaceattorney]

Dear Driven Student,

Sorry, but we only do honest work at this agency.  I’ll give you some free advice, though: essays are the worst part of any application, but it helps if you pretend someone’s asking you the questions in person, then imagine what you’d say to them, and write it down.  That always helps me, anyway.

I’d also refrain from calling girls “bruh” if I were you.  C’mon, it’s 2028 already.

-Athena Cykes