#guitardemonposting

[divorce-master]

I’m sending a new correspondence because I do not like looking at the post in which I’ve made an error.

I feel very deeply for you, I hope that in time you’ll be able to return my affection at the same level.

I want to apologize for my typo Zhao Dae.

I’m a better man than that.

-W

I already said I'd date you.

[divorce-master]

You know I can see you talking down there Zhao~ <3 our little date last night was so fun wasn’t it?

I’m so glad you’ve decided to cooperate Jodie~! I really did always like you the most! I’m excited to give this marriage thing a try~!

I’ve wrestled back enough control to shift back! So how very exciting for you that you get to experience a date with me in my proper form once more!~

-W S<3

Right. Do you mind if I could talk to Well? I know you're here now, Scam. But I'd like to talk to Well, miss him, you know?

That's just how it is in relationships. You miss the person or people you love, sometimes. I think.

Point is, miss him.

[divorce-master]

I am now ‘in contact’ with all of our available potential future children.

I will bond early and not make the same mistake I’ve made with Herman.

Our future family will be ideal.

So far I’ve ranked them as such:

1. Lark Foster ( the ideal child. Has done no wrong)

2. Sparrow Foster (they are unavailable and therefore unable to mess up)

3. Nicky (the banishment incident has me moderately upset)

4. Nicholas Foster ( the deck of many things is not a toy.)

5. Herman Unworthy ( he has persistently refused my fatherly affection. This is unforgivable. Perhaps it can change however. I hope he will move up in the ranks as he is most literally my child)

What are your thoughts? How do you rank them?

<3

-W

The fact that Lark and Sparrow are ranked higher than my own biological kids hurts.

I know in some other universe, they are my kids. But wow.

[divorce-master]

I hope you are doing well with the appearance of all of the new Jodie Fosters. We will have to discuss my feelings regarding it later.

I am both now and also outside of time. Things have gotten confusing for me.

I had an emergency today. You were not there for me. I know you were busy. I wish you had been there for me.

I could use ‘comfort’.

I think I need ‘comfort’

-W

How would you like me to comfort you?

Do you need comforting words or to be held?

I want to comfort you.

[divorce-master]

It’s polite to follow up after a date.

I would ask if you made it home safely Jodie but I saw you off though the portal this morning myself.

I had a very nice time.

I hope you and Zhao also enjoyed yourselves.

I look forward to our next date.

<3 (this is a heart, denoting my affection for you)

-W

Thank you, I had a wonderful time. Thanks for letting me stay over.

I also look forward to our next date as well.

[divorce-master]

Thoughts on this shirt?

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No comment.

[divorce-master]

I should make you aware, I have a plan for our date.

I would like to begin by sparring you.

Please dress appropriately.

A shirt is not necessary.

-W

Okay 👍

Got it

[divorce-master]

hi hi hi!!! r those horns real??? because they look SO cool!!! good luck on your super big date!! :3

<3 terri (@your-new-best-friend-terri)

Yes the horns are real. And thank you Terri.