#demonkingposting

[warthogreporter]

Human priests are all like 'the power of God will protect me' right until I take their cross and lick it to assert dominance. Works every time. They're too shocked to do anything.

[divorce-master]

I’m sending a new correspondence because I do not like looking at the post in which I’ve made an error.

I feel very deeply for you, I hope that in time you’ll be able to return my affection at the same level.

I want to apologize for my typo Zhao Dae.

I’m a better man than that.

-W

I already said I'd date you.

[warthogreporter]

[warthogreporter]

Horny Demon King wrapped 😈

Your harem expanded by 70% this year.

Your favorite kind of human to abduct this year were knights, who you abducted 873 of.

You corrupted 690 angels and holy men with pleasures of the flesh.

You spent 8768 hours indoctrinating men into becoming your concubines, that's in the top 2% of horny demon kings.

Your favorite tool for discipline this year was the gay sex machine.

[warthogreporter]

Ever wondered how you'd do in the harem of a demon king? There's a quiz for that now, that I made.

Congrats, you have been taken to the demon king's harem for humans, willingly or not. But are you a lowly servant or a concubine scheming fo

[warthogreporter]

Making homoerotic torture dungeons is harder than it looks. For example it's really hard to find gay sex machines with no setting that kills the person its being used on, my homoerotic torture dungeon is strictly nonlethal.

[warthogreporter]

It got a lot easier to tame knights once I invented evil chivalry. My favorite part of evil chivalry is the emphasis on sluttiness.

[warthogreporter]

A difficulty with keeping my concubines in control is that they're pretty much all horny enough that corporal punishment doesn't work on them. They like being punished for disobeying me so much that it's not even a punishment, which totally screws up all their behavioral training.

Thankfully, making it clear they won't be allowed to join me in my bedchambed-frameber for the night still seems to work as a punishment.