Just in case you're wondering what Mod is currently doing, she's torturing gummy bears.
Western Dental has had me on hold for the past hour and, since these calls are being recorded, I told them that every minute they have me waiting is another crime against God.
Can they hear the screaming?
Can they hear my lighter burning their bodies together? Can they hear the gummies begging to not have their heads removed?
I just want to confirm my appointment this Friday.
Can you hear them screaming, Western Dental?











