#gummytime

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a beautiful woman named doordash is in my dms

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hey i was eating there :/

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you’re a freak!! stay out of my mailbox!!

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Yolo

wrong! i’ve lived three times by now. check your sources, buddy..

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LMAOO I CAN’T HOLD HANDS ON THE FIRST DATE BUT I CAN KISS HIM ON THE CHEEK. THERE’S LEVELS TO THIS SHIT

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my current list of hot wheels i plan on hunting for with my boyfriend while he super treasure hunts 😋

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ate a gummy and gave the birthday girl (my kitty who just turned 1 today) some catnip

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“you’re always in the dark. you’re like in the bottom of the ocean. no, more like the mariana trench every time i call you.”