#gun m

[clown-demon-arc]

((Sooo.... my now ex best friend.. who is crazy.. knows where we live... still has her gun...

I... do not know where she is... or where she is living...

[campyvillain]

i think if spamton ever became a party member they should just put full stops on all the fantasy weapons and give him a hyperrealistic gun

[incorrectmegamindquotes]

Megmaind: *Gets out a knife*

Wayne: Oh no

Megamind: *Opens box with the knife*

Wayne: Oh, thank god-

Megamind: *Pulls a gun out of the box*

Wayne: MEGS NO-

[club-prideguin]

I wonder what gun laws would be like on club penguin.

[batz]

coomer bullies bubby what happens next will warm ur heart <3

[purplecatghostposts]

Benrey says something that makes Gordon actually explode with laughter and when he can breathe again and looks over to him he realizes he's head over heels for the guard 👀

PINING GORDON, YOU SAY?

Oh hell yeah

—

There’s a growing list of problems that Gordon’s encountering while trying to escape Black Mesa. Sandwiched between ‘Alien Invasion’ and ‘Hostile Military’ is fact that Gordon is having the horrifying realization that Benrey is his type.

Benrey didn’t appeal to Gordon much when he first met him. Benrey wore that stupid little guard uniform and kept pestering him about his passport. Gordon thought he had a stick up his ass or something- it annoyed the shit out of him.

Then Gordon started to get to know the guy. The more jokes Benrey told, the easier he got to read. The whole passport business was a joke- he was fucking with Gordon.

Next time Benrey asked for his passport, Gordon identified his expression as smug.

Gordon refused to call it attractive.

It only got worse from there. After they had to swim through a flooded area, Benrey had to take his helmet off and Gordon’s jaw dropped at the mass of hair that was released. How he managed to stuff it all in there, Gordon had no idea. But fuck, Benrey had no right looking that hot.

Gordon’s leg got roughed up by an alien and Benrey ended up patching him up. He laughed as he did, telling Gordon he shouldn’t be so stupidly reckless. Gordon’s face burned the entire time.

No. Gordon refused to fall in love with the security guard- that was not happening. Gordon has too much to worry about and this stupidly attractive security guard was not going to be one of them.

Gordon just has to repeat that in his head until he can get it through his own thick skull.

And of course, the universe decides that Gordon doesn’t get peace because Gordon and Benrey end up separated from the rest of the group. Alone together.

Fuck.

Gordon snaps back to attention when he gets a light punch on the shoulder. He doesn’t have to even look to know Benrey’s the one who did it. “Don’t space out on me, I’m bored and you’re the only one here.” It’s almost a whine but the tone isn’t quite right.

Gordon raises an eyebrow at him. “There could be danger at any corner and you’re bored?”

“Uh huh.” Benrey huffs. He fiddles around with his gun like it’s a toy. Knowing him, it probably is. “Been through worse. You survive even a day back where I grew up and all this becomes nothing, y’know?”

“Really?” Gordon scoffs. It sounds like a lot of big talk to him. “And where exactly did you grow up?”

Gordon gets a sharp grin in response. “Not Earth.” Benrey tells him. “It’s a loooong way from Earth. Wouldn’t recommend making the trip though. It’s half as good and you wouldn’t last a day. Full offense.”

Gordon finds himself rolling his eyes at Benrey. “Because you’re so much stronger than me?” He guesses flatly.

“Yep. I’m kinda uh... Like royalty back home.”

Gordon doesn’t have enough evidence to prove him wrong but he still laughs at the idea. Imaging Benrey in a crown seems ridiculous in every sense of the word. “You? Some fucked up Ruler? Thank god you left then.” Then, he hesitates. Curiosity gets the better of him. “Let’s say you’re telling the truth... Why leave?”

Benrey shrugs his shoulders. His face looks sharper now, more serious than before. “Eh, ‘s complicated. Wasn’t happy, kinda boring- that shit. ‘Sides, you’d be lost without me.”

Benrey winks at him at the last part, lightening up. It earns a laugh out of Gordon. “Oh come on, you’d drag me with you and we both know it.”

“Heh, yeah.” Benrey loosens up. “I’ll be Supreme Overlord and you can be-”

“-Advisor?” Gordon guesses.

“-My Court Jester.” Benrey finishes with a toothy grin.

Gordon doesn’t know what it is but he loses it. Gordon starts laughing and genuinely can’t stop. The image alone brings him both to his knees and to tears. His laughter must be contagious because Benrey starts laughing too.

“Shit.” Gordon wheezes. “You’re gonna be the death of me, Benrey.”

“Only if you can’t tell good jokes, Court Jester.”

Gordon wheezes a little more and makes the mistake of looking up and meeting Benrey’s eyes.

Benrey’s smile isn’t cocky or anything of that sort, but warm. A few strands of his hair have escaped his helmet and hug his face. Eyes are fixated on Gordon, soaking in his every word and Gordon can’t take his eyes off of him.

...FUCK.

It hits him harder than a train.

Gordon isn’t falling in love with Benrey. He’s already in love.

“Gordon?” Benrey’s head tilts. For once, he actually looks concerned. “Uh... You’re really red, dude. You alright?”

“Never felt better.” Gordon answers just a little too quickly.

Gordon isn’t sure if it’s a lie or not. All he knows is that his goal of ‘Do NOT fall in love for the security guard’ has failed and Gordon doesn’t know where to go from here.

—

Pining Gordon Pining Gordon :)

Thank you this was VERY fun and I’m half tempted to write a Part 2?? Anyways, I hope you enjoy it and feel free to send another request if you got one!

[concessionstantinople]

I like the thought of gman just having a fucking revolver on him at all times like

"Ah yes, I shall persuade the client with my subtle intimidation and this gun I have"

I forgot hlvrai gman had a revolver and I thought you were talking about canon half life gman

[chainsawworld]

I really enjoy that hank goes into missions trying to be quiet, silenced guns, choking people out with string, but then he runs out of ammo or people start shooting at him and he's like 'eh fuck it. Loud it is then'