#gunzelurge

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Gunzelurge

Full Name: Retrowirx Studiolurgers-designed Gunzelle-v3 Model Peri-Bulwark Amb-Ex Class PeriPheral designation: “Gunzelurge”Gender and Sexuality: aro-ace not-really-applicablePronouns: femme/indifferentEthnicity/Species: robo-communist Se’anvilBirthplace and Birthdate: Studiolurgers Forge and Assembly, location classified, about 15 years agoGuilty Pleasures: Running through walls at full tilt, throwing large objectsPhobias: None really, though obsolescence is a gnawing anxiety.What They Would Be Famous For: Taming a really big horse, being large and stronkWhat They Would Get Arrested For: Summoning said really big horse on private propertyOC You Ship Them With: philosophically, I think she’d get along quite well with Vyrm’n? Countess is the comedy optionOC Most Likely To Murder Them: I cannot think of anybody who’d actually want to straight-up kill her, not when she’s as personable as she is and also a really powerful potential ally?Favorite Movie/Book Genre: Gunzelurge likes stories about humans working together and rising up to do something big and important. She’s no good at parables/metaphors though.Least Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: Protagonists having a whole bunch of internal turmoil and indecision.Talents and/or Powers: Knows a surprising amount about herblore. Can summon a horse to fight at her side. Super strong like woah.Why Someone Might Love Them: Cool as a cucumber, friendly without being clingy, happy to helpWhy Someone Might Hate Them: Large size can be inconvenient, alien mindset and decision-making trees, condescending (but pretty good at hiding it)How They Change: I’m looking forward to finding out! I don’t think Gunzelurge has dealt with any serious long-term stress in her life before so we’ll see how she handles her latest misadventure.Why You Love Them: She’s a big buff robot who calls trains “horses” and is a big gentle one-pheral wrecking ball just waiting to happen.

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♩ 🎻 ♪🎷 ♫🎺 ♬ (yer band)

This is now the Battle Of The Bands AU even though that wasn’t an option on the meme.

Let’s take Harvestine, green-thumbed cyberpunk demolitions expert; Robin Pearson, modern-day necromancer; Gunzelurge, points-at-a-train-and-calls-it-a-horse; and Evangline Morelock-Lanceblood, The Worst Vampire, who become a four-piece ladies noise-rock outfit. 

Robin is probably the likeliest of the four to have actual music training, probably in the form of piano or flute or something back in middle school before she told her parents she wasn’t into it anymore. No, wait, it’s canon on Harv’s sheet or whatever that she’s actually trained in piano, because her background was basically Robin’s (upper-middle class) except for the part where Harv had a spirit animal who told her to solve everything with physical violence.

Anyway, Harv can totally play the piano but instead calls dibs on the percussion. Gunzelurge protests, because hitting things hard is her deal, but Robin eventually does a bit of research and figures out how to string together a bunch of effect pedals and synths and input devices and makes the big metal druid a big, complicated drum machine, into which Gunzelurge can bellow and echo back at herself to her heart’s content. 

Gunzelurge placated, Robin goes and finds a keytar or something and provides the band with something approximating a melody. Evangeline is naturally awful at whatever role in the band she tries to take up, but is adamant she’s, like, a river vampire which is like a siren? So she’s definitely good at singing. (Spoilers is not good at singing, but honestly that kind of contributes to the band’s overall aesthetic.)

Their live shows are legendary, in part because Evangeline is the perfect frontman. She’s strong, agile, accident-prone and recovers from most injuries within the hour provided nobody tries to drink tequila off her back (she’s got a weakness to salt). Nobody rehearses or remembers to write shit down so setlists are a very organic affair. They recorded a single at one point and no longer know how to play the songs on it.

Their most memorable (read: the ones that remained the longest in a form resembling the original) tracks include “Ult Is An Asshole”, “Punching You Can Be Cathartic For You Too With A Simple Attitude Adjustment”, “Horse Solo”, and a passable cover of Be Your Own Pet’s “Adventure”.

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gunzelurge: 5, 6, 10; robin: 1, 2, 6

Gunzelurge:

5. Gunzelurge is too EXURBERANT to be anything but Summer.

6. Is passion an emotion? Because I'd reckon that fits someone who is basically high on life when life is all about wrestling giant steel wildlife.

10. "horse", obviously.

Robin:

1. Comedy option, marginally less comedy option

2. Looking at flower language I'd say Sunflower is very appropriate for Robin?

6. I was going to say "curiosity" at first, but I think overall Robin is more about calm outrage, from which stem things like vindictiveness, a mildly-indecent work ethic and necro-glee.

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Inktober D12 - Gunzelurge, one of my OCs. 

A Warforged Druid from a land exclusively populated by Warforged and Warforged-esque wildlife, her totemic animal is the (iron) horse. Here you can see her from a horse’s eye view, about two seconds before impact Gunzelurge halts and (forcibly) placates a runaway horse.

Daubed at in an inexperienced fashion with copics until it looks alright

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Schafk: Buff Druid is my favourite character archetype

Schafk: or I guess

Schafk: Obscenely Buff Druid

Pharmacy: strongfriend to tiny things

Schafk: strong metalfriend to big metalthings