#guy secrets

[o-kurwa]

[confusedmocha]

I am going to reveal another guy secret.

In public bathrooms, we guys have a code. I don't know if this is done in the women's toilets, but in the fella's, we have an important code, and it's not the one you're thinking about with the urinals. Whenever you leave your stall, leave the door ajar. This is done primarily so that it's immediately obvious which stall is occupied and which is not without having to do the anxiety-inducing thing called 'knocking on the stall'. It's the worst, I hate doing it, and I hate having it done to me.

Any time someone knocks on the stall door when I'm in it, I immediately dislike this person and become passive aggressive. Like, my boy, my friend, my good bitch, YOU KNOW THE FUCKING DRILL! IF THE STALL IS OPEN, IT'S FREE. IF IT'S CLOSED, IT'S NOT FREE. WE HAVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR DECADES, MY DEAREST DIPSHIT. IT IS NOT THAT COMPLEX OF A CONCEPT. Part of me hopes that women don't do this and are just able to knock on the stall doors like normal people. I like to think that there's a portion of the population that doesn't have to deal with this shit and can just use the restroom in peace without needing an instruction manual or guidebook or set of rules and regulations.

[augustinian-nerd]

True secret about guys:

We all want to be the one in the room who's read the most Young Adult novels.

[freelancefailure]

Ladies are always impressed to learn that the secret to my acne-free face is accidentally shaving the heads of my pimples twice a week