#guzma asks

[adenandraofvespertine]

Uhh 😳👉👈 if u want.... Guzma finding out his s/o speaks another language 👁👁

He finds it incredibly interesting like you were already really fucking cool but this amped up your cool factor even more.

How are you so smart?? 

Will constantly ask you how to say things and just be like “n i c e”

How do you say this? What about that?

When you say sweet things to him in that language he’ll be confused until you tell him what you said, then he’ll be all blushy and flattered.

When you swear in that language he recognizes your tone of voice and chuckles

Legit makes an effort to remember what you are saying if you use the language often

Loves the accent regardless

Say stuff during sex and he will find it hot even though he doesn’t know what you’re saying.

[ask-ya-trash-boi-guzma]

=#+ for the ask thing

= (Things that make my muse nervous):

//Flying and rock type Pokemon, golf clubs, loud sudden noises, grunts who skulk around like they did something wrong, long periods of silence, and being alone without even his Pokemon.

# (My muse’s calling/texting habits):

//This man is obnoxious with a phone so long as it has service in the area. Since Po Town’s power is sporadic, he may not always be able to make calls or send out texts.  When there is a connection, he will send random texts to Plumeria, mainly of bug Pokemon he has found, or poison type Pokemon, because he knows she likes that type (sends inappropriate jokes as well). He will accidentally group chat some of the grunts (the ones who have cell phones) and that doesn’t always go over well.  Guzma also enjoys sending spam texts to Nanu, despite having many numbers blocked by the older man.

+ (How my muse sleeps):

//Guzma has several ways that he will sleep.  Usually either curled up against something, like one of his Pokemon, on his back or his stomach. He will sometimes crash in weird places in the shady house despite grunts protesting that he took their or their Pokemon’s space (Guzma has ended up half in the fireplace on the Pokemon bed on occasion).  Out while travelling he may end up curled up with his Golisopod or other Pokemon, usually during a storm of some sort, and other times, he will be in his room in the mansion, though Golisopod sometimes gets a hold of him before he can get on the bed and hunkers down while holding Guzma with its bigger limbs:

[ask-ya-trash-boi-guzma]

You wanna know something from your boy Guzma, huh?  Well, don’t just stand there kicking the floor with yer shoe and lookin’ all vacant like.  Just ask something, yeah?

[ask-ya-trash-boi-guzma]

Yo! Since the last art you made on here was from, let's see... The 18th of March 2018, I was wondering what your art looks like now? It must've changed a bit :O

//Been posting a few things recently. It looks…a little different? Digital and hand-drawn turn out differently, so next time I’m on my computer I’ll do a little doodle on my drawing tablet.

[ask-ya-trash-boi-guzma]

Omg you live, glad to have ya back

‘Course I live. Ya boi just had some shit to deal with for a bit. And grunts to tell off for settin’ part of the mansion on fire. In the rain. How they managed that is somethin’ I don’t want to bother thinking about.

[ask-ya-trash-boi-guzma]

Guess who’s been revived by Guzma’s appearance in the cartoon/anime? Me.

I lost some of my asks so if y’all want some text/doodles of ya boi send some asks my way (and remember to try to keep it pg-13). I have a mighty need to doodle this man.

[ask-ya-trash-boi-guzma]

Fuck yeah! My Guzmaeion's a badass!!

Yer damn right it is. Takes after my looks so it better be a badass.