#gwenishell

[serenitytriton]

Text Message || HOS

Serenity: Just in case there is a running bet going around town on how long my sister had to be back before making me wish she wasn't, today is the day. I hope one of you made some money, lol.

[luikapu]

TEXT ✉ LUWEN

Lui: Remember all those times you made fun of me about Aster?

Lui: 😈 😇 😈 😇 😈 😇 😈 😇 😈 😇 😈 😇 😈 😇 😈 😇 😈 😇

[marshlightningrass]

TEXT ✉ GWARSH

Marsh: It doesn't count as @ing you if it's a text, so... what the hell was that?

[luikapu]

tia, gwen, odette, aspen, julie,

Tia (@tiaisms)

The devil. 

Seriously needs to learn to be better about appreciating what she’s got.

I will single-handedly stop her from ever getting with any guy who isn’t Kai for the rest of my life.

Gwen (@gwenishell)

Best friend. 

BITCH!

Probably gonna be the one to murder me someday. 

Odette (@yo-dette)

MITILF. 

Hot in a cute way, if that makes any sense.

She can feed me pie anytime, anywhere, dressed in anything, or nothing. 

Aspen (@bravelittleaspen)

Hot. 

10/10 would hook up with when she’s sweaty and covered in car grease.

Super quiet but hopefully I’d find a way to make her make noise. 

Julie (@beteonjulie)

Might murder me if Gwen doesn’t first, but it would be sexier somehow.

That knife thing is a huge turn on. 

Will TOTALLY convince her to come to one of my parties someday, just watch.

SEND ME YOUR NAME + I’LL TELL YOU THE FIRST 3 THINGS I THINK OF

[luikapu]

fmk: gwen, aster, serenity

F: @serenitytriton! Lost time to make up for. M: @asterolympus. K: @gwenishell asked for all the death all day long.

it’s a sleepover~

[serenitytriton]

Text Message || Gwen & Serenity

Gwen: Who’s hotter to YOU, Lui or Rafe?

Serenity: Lui when he doesn't talk, Rafe when he does.

Serenity: On a scale from 1 to Admiral Ackbar, how much of a trap was that?

[luikapu]

🔪 for our muses to attempt to carve their pumpkins together

“So... babies don’t know what penises look like yet, right? Or do you think Rafe and Ren have fucked while Dolphin’s in the room by now?” Lui asked Gwen as they sat at the kitchen table, knives in hand, staring at the pumpkins he’d brought home. Gwen hadn’t seemed too thrilled about the plan, but he’d provided her free entertainment by bringing the pumpkins home as fake boobs, hidden underneath a now uselessly stretched out t-shirt that he’d discarded and was now planning to use to clean up future pumpkin guts off of the table. “Because I seriously want to make a dick pumpkin.”

@gwenishell

[serenitytriton]

I think it'd be cute if you and Gwen just dumped the guys and raised your baby together.

Someone’s been watching too many shows on the Logo network. While I’d have zero problems ditching just about anybody for Gwen, why would we dump the guys? Lui’s annoying, yeah, but who better to laugh at? Rafe’s annoying, yeah, but at least he minds his own business. Most of the time. He’s kind of the glue that holds the house together, I guess. And then Marsh is obviously an honorary addition to the house and he makes things fun and interesting, so…why? Two Mergirls and a Baby is not the direction we’re going in, sorry.

@gwenishell, @luikapu, @rafehook, & @marshlightningrass

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