the water's fine

20. walt u sophomore. son of iridessa.

[marshlightningrass]

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Napoleon: They still didn't chill out so :-p not much of a difference, now they're just trying to set me up with my friend who is, and I stress, not a girl I found. For girl purposes, anyway. Uncle Marsh. You gotta admit, it sounds good.

Napoleon: I wasn't as naturally chill as you growing up so lol I NEEDED that space but oh well. I can't picture you ever flying off in a rage tbh lol.

Marsh: Making me glad I don't have any sisters in my hair, dude. Or cousins. The biggest pest I got is Everly :-p It sounds sooooo much like I wear sweater vests.

Marsh: Nah, it wouldn't be in a rage. I'd just seem like I forgot I was talking to someone and I was floating off doing my own thing.

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hattieblue‌:

Hello, Walt! I’m baaack! I can’t say I’ve had a “glo up” like Zaddie, but I did have a fabulous time away learning trade Blue Fairy secrets. To be fair, the secrets are basically do good for good people, but it’s still fun to go learn from the best! Shame I missed the Bachelorette Auction, but I’ll get ‘em next year. I’m just going to focus on making as much non-magic magic here as I can! 

Wow, Hat, you never had any idea how to do that before, must have been so hard for you to wanna make other people happy and all that jazz. Welcome back, though. How’s my favorite former roomie doing? Who you living with these days and is your couch a Marsh-safe haven?

[marshlightningrass]

I heard you can get girls wet using just your powers ;)

Yeah, because those work so well in Walt. Ask my girl @gwenishell how I do it, she’d know better than me.

rumor has it…

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gwenishell‌:

You can get girls wet? News to me.

Damn, guess I been putting my efforts into the wrong girls then, huh? Thanks for the vote of confidence, babe, I’ll ask ‘em to ask someone else next time instead.

[marshlightningrass]

TWEET || OPEN

@buggiesmalls: what do you call a fly without wings?

@buggiesmalls: a walk!!!

@buggiesmalls: follow for more excellent bug content

@marshlightningrass: Sounds like a fairy in Walt, too, if you wanna get more literal with it.

[marshlightningrass]

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Napoleon: HOW did that save me from way worse? It's not like they had a lead, you just gave them one lol. And yeah, I had better weed at home and we wanted to smoke :-P Not fishy in the slightest. No offense taken lol the sentiment is returned unless it has to do with you.

Napoleon: No, I did, but the door always had to be open and the parents or the sisters or a cousin or two were always popping in and out. Overbearing families, man.

Marsh: They coulda tried really hard to set you up with a stupid girl instead of chilling out since you found a girl on your own. Sounds like you. Lol man I ended up all in their business somehow. I'm fucking 'Uncle Marsh'.

Marsh: Laaaaame. I could always just fly off if I needed space. Not that I cared that much, I was pretty chill around whoever.

[marshlightningrass]

I heard you can get girls wet using just your powers ;)

Yeah, because those work so well in Walt. Ask my girl @gwenishell how I do it, she’d know better than me.

rumor has it…

[marshlightningrass]

Marsh is a cuck

The fuck does that even mean? 

rumor has it…

[marshlightningrass]

I heard that House of Sin has been referring to you as Uncle Marsh, so that when Tallulah starts talking that's what she'll call you.

I’ve heard them call me that a few times, yeah. Whatever, I guess that’s my job now. Uncle Marsh. 

rumor has it…

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asterolympus:

“Yeah, maybe you’re right. I don’t think it’s very nice of them they’re just ignoring your application, though. The least they can do is send something back so you have a clear idea about why they’re not accepting you, so you can move on. That’d just be the worst reason, especially since they already trust the four of them to work together and not get into any trouble. Why wouldn’t they trust you two, then? I should really go to Pizza Planet soon, I haven’t been there for so long! It doesn’t seem like the worst place to work. And yes, that among other things. We also need cashiers though, which involves less fashion knowledge. But I can see why working at BBB is not for everyone.”

“Damn, this makes me actually wanna go home and be a fairy for life, job applications in the real world have gotta be brutal if they don’t even get back to you in Walt. Eh, me and Gwen’s kind of trouble is a little different, I’m sure you’ve caught onto that by now, but if we’re getting paid we could... you know, probably chill. I’m not exactly the most stylish, yeah, but if it’s lowkey I could always look into it. Never hurts to have extra money to spoil your girl with.”

[kittenamzy]

# for Marsh or whoever

Marsh

-what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone: 

Marsh

- what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone

- what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone

New Rules - Dua Lipa

 - my muse’s last text to your muse

Kitten: Please tell Gwen to stop hopping over the counters to grab you whenever she comes in. You can just go on break.

[gwenishell]

# for Lui or Marsh or whoever

Lui

-what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone: 

Born again virgin

- what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone

- what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone

It Wasn’t Me - Shaggy

 - my muse’s last text to your muse

Gwen: Change the baby thing, I can smell it through my door!

Marsh

-what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone: 

Babe

- what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone

It’s his dick.

- what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone

LOVEHAPPY - The Carters

 - my muse’s last text to your muse

Gwen: I’m naked and in bed alone. In case you were curious.

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Napoleon: Idk, you told them a girl submitted my Valentine's survey for me and I got crap for that so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I wouldn't mind if you told Gwen though. I feel like she doesn't have retention for information on people she doesn't care about.

Napoleon: Or they live in a place where they're never alone :-P

Marsh: I saved you from them doing way worse to you, my dude, just be grateful. Did you deserve crap for it? I mean, did you not like... go home with said girl after? Seems fishy to me ;-) Very true, she gives not one shit about you, my dude. No offense.

Marsh: You didn't have your own bedroom? Man, that's fucked up.

[marshlightningrass]

Rumor has it you have no personality

Whatever you say.

rumor has it…

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rafehook:

Just cause she’s a water creature doesn’t mean she’s not human here, and when I wipe her ass she gets all fussy and cries. They are room temperature! They get cold – do you think I’ve been putting them in the refrigerator or something? 

I don’t know what you do, she never seems all mad when I’m holding her, but I don’t do the hard stuff like y’all, I don’t even go here. Maybe you just wipe too vigorously or something, baby butts are delicate.

[marshlightningrass]

rafehook:

Sometimes…baby wipes get cold and make the baby’s ass uncomfortable. So you gotta warm ‘em up first. 

Maybe you’ve got a cold blooded baby and she likes it, she’s too little for you to ask but the bottom of the ocean ain’t exactly warm. That’s crazy, though, just leave the things at room temperature next time. 

[marshlightningrass]

rafehook:

Our house is the least sinful right now. You know what I had to buy the other day? Those little plastic things you stick in outlets and a ‘wipey-warmer’. 

The socket one I understand, I was even tempted to stick forks in there when I got all full-sized, but what in the hell even is a wipey-warmer? 

[marshlightningrass]

asterolympus:

“So, you’re telling me the Heart of the Ocean hasn’t got a single free spot, not even for an amazing swimmer like you? That’s so weird. I mean, not that I think Lui or any of his roommates aren’t good for the job… I just thought they’d never turn down someone who’s so skilled in the water. I’d recommend the Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique, but I’m sure that’s not really the kind of summer job you’re looking for, is it?”

“I put in an application and haven’t heard anything back, so I guess they’re happy with the staff they’ve got and don’t have enough hours for me or something. Or maybe one of them told them not to hire me because they were worried me and Gwen would get distracted on the job -- a water park does seem like a bucket list kind of location, but damn, we can control ourselves for a few hours. I’ll probably just stay at Pizza Planet, Kitten hasn’t been the worst manager or anything. Just weird, her being my boss sometimes. What would I even do at BBB? Recommend people clothes?”