#gwenrants

[thenumber-e]

one of my fav tropes i’ve seen a couple times in some creek art is smth i can never got off my mind

basically craig and tweek are cuddling or smth, and craig’s just like “babe, i love you sooooo much.” and tweek doesn’t think anything of it so he’s like “i love you too” then they’re quiet for a second. then after a bit, craig’s just like “honey, id kms without you.” and it takes tweek a second to process it, and afterwards he’s like “CRAIG WHAT THE FUCK?!!?” and afterwards he’s left forever questioning craig’s mental health

bonus points if craig is 100% serious

[thenumber-e]

it’s always “protective tweek and clingy craig” or “protective craig and clingy tweek”. so here’s a hot take

how about both in one?

in a previous post i ranted about how they’re both clingy, so that’s already settled.

for protectiveness, it’s canon that tweek is. we mainly get it from tfbw voice lines. i have poor memory remembering things, so yall aren’t getting an example- but yk what i mean. also, i love feral tweek he’d totally rip apart someone for craig. but i also think he’d have better self control to a point, but if pushed too far hell go batshit

for craig, there’s not as much canon evidence to say he’s flat out protective, but if you take some things from separate things, it can back up that theory. for one, in tweek vs. craig, when told his guinea pig was insulted. he gets very defensive and that changes him to wanting to fight tweek. in tfbw, we learn that he only cares about two things, stripe and tweek. knowing how much he cares about stripe, it only further proves that he must care about tweek just as much. in most early seasons, craig is always the one to start fights or be overall violent. i feel like this would also play a role in protectiveness, as in he has little self control if he gets angry, and lashes out like that. so i feel like he’d be that way over tweek. not to mention craig canonically has a bad temper- he and cartman are always shown to be the ones to get the most angry.

anyway i love my feral children and they love each other

[thenumber-e]

everyone’s like “oh pc creek is so cute” which it is don’t get me wrong

but is it cute when one of them is dying cus they’re old men and the other is stuck there watching as their partner of their entire life is fucking leaving?? yeahhh not very cute is it now

[thenumber-e]

i’ve decided that i’m gonna start spewing shit on here so here ya go:

my take on emotionally clingy tweek and physically clingy craig cus it’s the realest thing out there

starting out with tweek. he’s definitely physically clingy, yes. but he is much more emotionally clingy. he needs the grounding aspect of knowing both he is cared for and knowing he is capable of caring for someone. canonically, tweek’s parents are rarely there for him, if providing help, it’s only a twisted saying or a metaphor. they never truly help him. and not to mention the fact that they lace his coffee with meth, i feel as if he’d have trouble with trusting people who he knows he should care for. so overall, tweek needs the idea that one: he can trust craig, and two: craig trusts him.

now onto craig being physically clingy, i’ll try to stick to canon here, but i might throw in some more provided by canon evidence headcanons. for starters, we don’t see craig to be a very clingy person on the outside. though, we can take more simple things into play here. first of all, he’s always seen with his hat. that already is a sign of clinginess. we’ve only seen him without a few times. he doesn’t take it off when he’s sleeping, or if he’s at the waterpark, never. also, in tfbw, he is shown to only care about a few things. however, that is because he cares for those people/things very deeply. also- in any creek episodes, craig and tweek are always shown holding hands or overall being close. also, if tweek is shown alone or just with others, if craig happens to be close, he’ll come right over.

now i can go on and on about these, but im trying to stay close to canon and not headcanons. maybe in a later post ill work on going into all of it

[thenumber-e]

Wifeyyyyy! Tell me about Craig's sports Hobbies? Or Hobbies in general:3

ok feeling shitty rn so this’ll (hopefully) get my mind off of stuff

anyways oh boy there are SO many of these that i have this is gonna get long i think

starting off with sports, i feel like he’d be an active guy. not like gym bro buff craig kinda stuff you see, he’s definitely a lanky beanpole. but i feel like he does a few sports so has a bit of muscle

first off, basketball. i’m a truther for this one, i don’t see it a lot tho. like, i hc him as being pretty tall, and i don’t have much like canon advice to back this up but that and the fact that there’s a basketball in his garage in tsot- but i think it jus fits him tbh. and also because it’s funny, he’s a total fucking loser nerd, but since yk i’ve gotta stick to canon sometimes, he’s technically popular and attractive, he definitely has like a jock alter-ego or smth stupid like that LMAO

he definitely seems like a hockey guy. like- the enforcer is so him. he’d totally wanna beat people up just cus he can. also i think he’d be a really good skater- i think he’s a pretty well balanced person physically. also, i see kyle as doing hockey, and they’re definitely close. i just see them being friends making sense, so now theyll have a sport together. also- because im insane, ike does hockey too and kyle and craig help him practice

i believe i’ve seen this once, but yk. i always see boxer tweek and don’t get me wrong i love that, but i feel like craig would continue doing martial arts afterwards too. like he’s canonically a violent and angry guy, but he’s kinda mellowed out, and i feel like that’s him just holding it back or smth cus he gets in trouble alllll the time. tweek also probably scolds him for it. but i feel like it would be a good way for him to get out any extra emotions, because he is NOT good at expressing those. also, back onto lanky criag, he’s got long limbs, and i feel like that’s good for someone to do martial arts (trust me im projecting) also, that’s also why he has good balance i feel.

alright, done with sports, just normal hobbies.

starting off, he’s 100% a music guy. i see stuff about him preferring podcasts over music, but i see him as a total music guy. in @panicatthecourtx more recent posts, she kinda went over that stuff, but because yk, im the craig ceo i’ll go over it too. i call it dad rock cus thats what my dad listens to, but he definitely listens to nirvana, ac/dc, weezer, that kinda stuff. he’s just a nerd. but i feel like he’d also have music as a way to vent in some sort of way? idk if it makes sense this is just how my brain works, but when he’s stressed, overstimulated, or just down in the dumps he zones out and just listens to music. he’s also just a nerd

space, duh. he could go on and on about that shit for hours. he can make every constellation, am every galaxy, all the nebulas, and basically anything. especially black holes. they fascinate him, he finds them so interesting and yk. is a nerd about em. ik it doesn’t really tie in with space stuff but i’ll put it here, he definitely loves conspiracy theories, especially ones about aliens and stuff. he thinks of his own all the time. especially about other space related things. also, back to conspiracy, death absolutely fascinates him. he just want to know what happens after that.

this is a basic one, but sleeping. he’s the heaviest sleeper ever, literally sleeps 24 fuckin 7

he’ll never admit it, but he kinda likes school. not because he likes sitting around all day or listening to teachers drone on and on, it’s because usually he can talk about things. in classes he enjoys, it’s his favorite thing ever. i also see him as that one kid who literally never studies or pays attention and yet has all A’s in every class.

he’s 100% a reader. he can zone out and not lay attention to anything. he gets lost in books all the time and it’s so nerdy but he loves it. it’s almost like an escape from reality which he likes. he’d never admit it, but he frets stressed pretty easily so he enjoys the way to just be alone in his own world. this also ties in with the music hc- he probably listens to music while reading. he also just zones out a lot in general

this also kinda feeds into music headcanons but he skateboards. he just gives me 90s grunge/kurt cobain vibes and youll never change my mind on this. he thinks he’s so fuckin cool but he’s just some random ass lame kid but he gets away with it cus he’s mildly popular or whatever. but he definitely has a little mini skateboard for stripe

why do these headcanons keep feeding off of each other? i dont know but yk its ok. craig fucking loves mini things. it’s definitely iconic, cus my craig is really tall and has big ass hands. but small things remind him of tweek (my tweek is like 5’8 so compared to him yeah kinda short) but he’s just gay and loves anything and everything that reminds him of tweek

i’ve also realized i don’t need a really detailed description for everything so yeah uhh (don’t mind this it’s my train of thought)

he collects shit he has the most random stuff in his room. random lego pieces he found that he thought were cool, a shit tom of rocks, different leaves, little trinkets, anything space related, stickers, just stupid stuff. those are just the basics, but he has soooo much stuff

he loves making detailed lists and ordering them and stuff

going on hikes he loves hiking he just loves the outdoors tho

stargazing is a must. he loves it and has specific times and places for them

from like a singular scene in like on episode, he plays the fuckin violin cus he’s cool like that yk. because friends, he and wendy practice together- a friend headcanons that she plays the flute, so yk it works.

hanging out with friends is a must. especially clyde they have the bromance ever they’re so lovey dovey best friends

it’s like 2am and i’m getting lazy so here ya go this isn’t even half but alas it’s ok so have fun with my stupid ass spews ty for ur time

[gwenotstacy]

ai is constantly destroying us and our planet, but go on and continue talking to femboy kuripika..that’s more important.

[thenumber-e]

Craig's music likes!!? ✨️✨️✨️✨️

OOO

okok he’s a total dad rock fan as i said in a previous post, he listens to stuff like nirvana and weezer and nerdy shit yk. also he gives me total 90s grunge vibes so i just know his walls are covered in posters and shit

anyways here’s this autistic motherfuckers playlist:

[thenumber-e]

I NEED TO SPEW BUT DK WHAT ABOUT DROP SOME SHIT IN MY ASKS I BEG OF YOU