Duckburg was weird. There was no denying that. The Lagomorph hadn’t expected anywhere that he and Sam to go to be normal, but then again it was the Freelance Police. Duckburg had seemed like a good secondary location, but it had been absolutely chaos since they had gotten here. For example, he knew that their was some inventor in the area- The Geek had been rambling to him about it for hours. With all the technobabble and sciencey parts Max had fallen asleep and missed a lot of her explanation. He still knew about him though.
There were the radio shows. The kid that was named after their potted plant sure had a hell of a show. Really, it was one of Max’s favorite things to listen to. So when he recognized the sound of the scientist’s voice as he and Sam were walking down the street, fate had blessed him. Fate to completely fuck with an semi-innocent individual who didn’t need to be harassed by the walking ENTROPY MACHINE.
❛ HEY! FREEZE! YOU! GEEK SQUAD! ❜ He had wandered away from Sam (he was SURE his fellow Freelance Police Officer wouldn’t mind. He could handle the case they had gotten on his own just fine.) Waddling up to the tall individual who apparently didn’t know what modern fashion was, his shark tooth grin widened. Did he have a plan? No. When did he ever, though?
❛ Do you have a permit for blatant level 7 Disastrous Aftermath from the Consequence Code newly introduced by the City. Do you even know the rules of this city? I better see some papers mister. ❜ Says the one who has no idea what the laws are, especially not in Duckburg.