#h!xbcrafted

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My underrated silly duo

XB: [walks forward and opens a chest, not noticing Etho drop in]

Etho: [shoots xB and sets him on fire]

XB: [giggles and pulls out bow, said under breath] Okay, where'd he go?

Etho and XB: [shoots at the same time with Etho being pinged as he's hit]

Etho: [laughing] Ow! Still got your aim, good job!

XB: [also laughing] Yep. Some things never change [more laughter]

Etho: [said happily] Yep. How's it going man?

XB: [at same time] How's it going?

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My anxiety riddled Hermits are also riddled with executive dysfunction.

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Mumbo: I'm not doing well [voice overlaid by xB chuckling] when it comes to - like I swear, I don't know whats happened to my brain in this year it has never been more scrambled; and I'm actually incapable of focusing on a single thing.

XB: I feel -

Mumbo: It's unbelievable.

XB: I feel like if somebody came out with like a company -

Mumbo: Yep.

XB: Where you rent actual adults -

Mumbo: That would be good.

XB: They would make bank.

Mumbo: Yeah. Yeah. If I could Deliveroo or like UberEats or something like that -

XB: Right?

Mumbo: If they - they could just like deliver like a person that I -

XB: That can adult for you.

Mumbo: I suppose that's an employee [both start laughing] You can employ someone.

XB: [still chuckling] You could just be like "I'm gonna record some Minecraft -

Mumbo: It's called employment!

XB: "- you take care of the taxes, you fill up the car, get the oil changed [Mumbo laughing] I'm fine, just go do all that, I'll be here." [Starts laughing]

Mumbo: That - that's called a personal assistant, I think they exist. [XB giggles] I think - I think [mumbles] None of us, none of us are obviously willing to pay for them which is totally fine and thus -

XB: [said through a laugh] Right.

Mumbo: We're stuck in this situation. And also! I do feel like - like, I would still put off giving tasks to the personal assistant [both start laughing again] so that's -

XB: It's too much adulting, it's delegating.

Mumbo: [laughs hard] Yeah! Yeah, I'd have to delegate the task, thus I'd have to think about what tasks need to be done. That's too much. And thus -

XB: That's fair, that's totally fair.

Mumbo: Yeah, yeah.

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Wtf are my fish and my knight talking abt man - S5 ep 41

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Wels: Ah, also, let me - allow me to sleep.

XB: Oh. Well, hello.

Wels: You're still in the bed.

Both: [immediately starts laughing]

XB: I heard a noise and I just looked down and it's just Welsknight [chuckles] ookaay.

Wels: Ya, you know, just doing the sleep thing.

XB: Getting all kind of personal up in here.

Wels: Hey- well, you know. We've known each other for a while -

XB: Yeah. Yeah.

Wels: We're - we could, uh -

XB: I mean, I don't know that we know each other that well; but, you know -

Wels: Aaand we're done.

Both: [more laughter]

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Once again, liars prosper. 🃏🎰

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Beef: You have to flip, right?

Keralis: [overlapping] Yeah.

Zedaph: [overlapping] And you have to pick one of us to play it against.

Beef: Okay. I am going to - How many cards do you have, xB?

XB: Yes.

Beef: [slight chuckle in his voice] How many cards do you have, xB?

XB: Yes.

Keralis and Zedaph: [overlapping stifled laughs]

Beef: [more laughter in voice] How many cards do you have, xB?

XB: Exactly that amount, yeah.

Keralis and Zedaph: [more stifled laughter]

Beef: [laughing] Keralis, how many cards do you got?

XB: [chuckling]

Keralis: Um, a little less than uh - less than uh - less than ten.

Beef: [incredulous] Okay?

Keralis, xB and Beef: [laughing]

Beef: Zed, how - I - I guess there's no rule you have to tell people how many cards you have.

Zedaph: [overlapping] I have seven cards, Beef. I'll give [indistinguishable]

Keralis, xB and Beef: [louder laughter]

Keralis: He's been picking on -

Beef: [overlapping] Alright, I'm gonna pick your hand because these two weren't honest.

Keralis: That's right!

XB: [overlapping] I was very honest!

Zedaph: [astounded] I'm being punished for being honest?!

Keralis, xB and Beef: [harder laughter]

Beef: That's right.