H, THIS ANSWERED THE QUESTION WE'VE BEEN WONDERING ABOUT!!
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FOLKS!!! EVERYBODY SAY THANK U EIRA (THANK U EIRA!!)

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H, THIS ANSWERED THE QUESTION WE'VE BEEN WONDERING ABOUT!!
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FOLKS!!! EVERYBODY SAY THANK U EIRA (THANK U EIRA!!)
*saws out a jo-shaped hole bugs bunny style and falls into ur room* LOVE U H *keeses u*
AAAA *catches u* LOVE U TOO JO *keeses u*
[pulls up like im in a drive thru] H!!!!!! MISS U ❤❤❤❤❤❤ and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh can i get a zoe/xingchen w a #1, 2 & 8 for the otp asks??? 😊😘
HIIIII MAIAAAA MISS U TOOO I HOPE UR TRIP IS GOING GREAT!!!! 💕💕💕💕
coffee shop au: surprise surprise! im actually not the biggest fan of coffee shop aus, but the idea of zoe being the cute barista that xingchen keeps frequenting this coffee shop for despite the fact that 1) they dont drink coffee 2) the coffee isnt even that great & 3) they kind of have to go out of their way to get there is fucking HILARIOUS. they always just end up giving their coffee to someone else or trying the weird concoctions zoe makes with the STRAIGHTEST faces they can manage even tho they HATE coffee. someone pls save xingchen from theirself. zoe isnt even a fan of coffee herself so nexkjek it's like. EVEN MORE hilarious when u realize WHY she's making this customer suffer through trying her concoctions. "oh yeah coffee isnt really my thing - but it SEEMS to be Your thing, right xingchen????" *cue xingchen sweating*
college au: OH THIS IS ACTUALLY CANON THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS OKAY. xingchen's the straight a student teacher's pet who literally has never done anything wrong, they are So good, they have a wonderful schedule they have a planner they have a wonderful sleeping schedule they dont get distracted they even manage to fit in extracurriculars. they're ON TOP OF THEIR GAME OKAY!!!! zoe on the other hand. is the back row slacker that manages to enrage the teacher with a debate that ACTUALLY makes sense. she cant sit still & has a horrible sleeping schedule & procrastinates like CRAZY but still somehow is neck and neck with xingchen and they HATE it.
bodyguard au: yall i– XINGCHEN AS THE TALL, COLD, SOCIALLY INEPT ACCIDENTALLY PINING FOR ZOE BODYGUARD!!!! but ALSO......... z o e!!! as !!!! xingchen's bodyguard..........i am. THINKING. there r possibilities here. cause like. u could go the first route where xingchen is like im only here to do my job, no funny business fuck off while zoe who is an absolute charmer is always just Poking them for a reaction or out causing Problems On Purpose & xingchen is like: it's like u WANNA get hurt how am i supposed to protect u when u keep running OFF.
or u could go the second route where ZOE's the bodyguard & xingchen is like. what a shitty bodyguard. she's always fucking around not doing her job to the full extent just being neglectful always messing with me. if only she paid attention to everything around us more instead of ME and then BAM xingchen sees zoe get down to business for the first time and is like. okay so maybe i....am in love
AND YOU???? WERE YOU THE SWORD ANON???? CONFESS
yeah bitch i was whatcha gonna do about it huuh?
heath, what is your Mercury placement?? because Mercury is the planet of communication and it's usually where like humor also gets affected and you always make me laugh and your jokes always LAND so i wonder if we have the same / compatible mercury placement?? please do tell me ♡
libra!! what's urs??
thanks for calling me out because i can spell sagittarius and i have two sagittarius placements in my chart 🙄🙄😐😐😑😑
no prob babe just doing my job as a virgo king mwah 😘😘
hello co-president of Club Get Timotay Chlamydia Off Our Dashboards how are the OCs treating you tonight ! ❤️
why hi there co-president of Club Get Timotay Chlamydia Off Our Dashboards, the OCs are treating me far better tonight. bowen has stayed in his Fucking cAGE [glares at where the large lanky man is locked up in a dog kennel]. the gals and theydies are occupying my THOUGHTS so it is a far better experience /j. HOW ARE YOUYU??? <333
me, every time u post the colour red: [pterodactyl screeching]
OH???? KAIA KAIA DO U ALSO LOVE THE COLOR RED???!!!