#h.ask

[homophobic-hajime]

You don't want to see a girl try on dresses?? What are you? Gay?

i have a urinary tract infection

[thecodeveronica]

haley on da computer. what will she look at? happy birthday. i love you. thanks for being my friend. sorry for being too much at times. have a great one <3 !!!

ADFK:JSDF:DJ how did you enter my house and take this actual real-life photo of me, are you hiding under my bed

NO BUT FOR REAL I’m losing it at this lmaooooo, thank you so much!!! and you even did The Revolver Expression™ i still can’t believe i mentioned it enough times that you noticed and me accurately gazing at that pic of him. it’s amazing. 11/10, no notes. also a big fan of the lipstick kiss on him

and thank you for being such an amazing friend 💜but there’s nothing to apologize for!!! hell, if anything, the fact that you know The Expression so well despite not even watching this show means I might be the one who is too much lol

hope you have a great day too!!!! thank you so much 💜💜💜

[h-artofchaos]

baby gets her first ask

hello

HI OH MY GOD HOW do I UsE THis THINGGGgGgGG

[heelfoutventje]

2, 25, 50

I’m gonna assume these are from the first ask meme that popped up in my archive lol 2: Grilled Cheese or PB&J? Grilled Cheese is good but I see it more as a dinner meal rather than breakfast, lunch, or a late night snack. PB&J is my go to whenever i want something hearty and sweet on bread haha. crunchy peanut butter 25: Puzzles? I like em! I’m working on a 1000pc one that i had done about 1/3 before, but ended up being so big i had to keep one half of it on a dedicated table, and one half in an empty drawer of my dresser. i picked it up again after my mom bought this special puzzle storage map, but it ended up betraying me and the whole puzzle got scrambled up when i moved it around :((( 50: How are you at climbing trees? Shit. never did it as a kid, and don’t have the desire to now that i’m older haha

[homophobic-hajime]

hajime why are you homophobic,,, did the gays steal your house,,

Erm... the g*ys started the biggest most awful most tragic event in human history... and now I have a rampantly homosexual alter ego sharing my body because my brain surgeon projected too hard. My life is hell and I'm just a bug circling a drain

[homophobic-hajime]

"Boring." Izuru is that you? Please just one chance please please 🙏 Hajime if it's you don't even bother

I have no desire for frivolous romances.

[homophobic-hajime]

Will you whine and shit your pants if it's vanilla or can you be normal about it

Hajime wants chocolate

[homophobic-hajime]

hey remember no one forces you to post these things

I have to blog. I have to blog.