niets menselijks is mij...?

he/him. adult. obsessed w akotsk rn. otherwise memes/funny posts, things on this blog r meant to cheer me up. i dont tag so be mindful of that when following me

[starlettisketches]

Trinkets 🌟

A bunch of cute objects that live in my room :D

[qnnna]

*Picking at my wound* does anyone else's wound hurt for no reason or

[em1e]

what made u guys pick ur url's !

[pjharvey]

reading feminist and gender theory is fun bc 1 paragraph you're like this is so true someone put it into words and then the next paragraph you're like ok we are just saying anything now

[xquisitedeadguy]

used the bathroom the other day during play intermission but the line was blocking the hand dryers so i just left w my wet wet hands and as i returned to my seat an old man dropped his cane into the aisle and i bent down to grab it and got my wet wet hands all over the cane and i handed his wet wet cane back to him and i said its wet

[natequarter]

discord is broken? tumblr is a cesspit? twitter is evil? join us on bleeble! talkr is free ^w^. all your friends are moving over to deadjournal. harassmeonline is open source and the devs only killed three people. nobodytalksforum has great moderators. poob's starting up an sms app. use poob. give poob your phone number. talk to me on poob. go to poob. dive into poob. poob has me for you. poob has me for you.

[rudeteens]

[xanaxfarts]

Assortment of bee's getting confused by door cams and attempting to pollenate them

[serenadeformice-deactivated2025]

Everyone loves me because I produce a thin slime that functions as a potent neurotoxin

[walcutt]

i always love the way that mtg strategists and high level players discuss red decks in articles. this quote has been going around the local mtg server:

and the thing is that i really love hot dog decks. this guy is so fucking right

[wolfsteax]

A painting of a nightmare I had recently.

In the dream, my partner and I were following the narrow paths in a dirty hallway with deep pools of water. In the deep water were the bodies of horses, bones and remaining flesh bleached white. We could hear a distant scream behind us that was slowly growing closer.

[lulalulens]

Your man.

[kosmogrl]

Dont blame yourself for not having known a lesson only time could teach

[twobeesornottwobees]

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

[brightwingedbat]

help

[robin-hood-for-freedom]

The key to understanding history and geopolitics is to remember: just because one side is bad, doesn't mean the other side is good

[thepartyponies]

Just because an official narrative is suspect doesn’t mean the most popular counter narrative is automatically true

[xanaxfarts]

A tiny insect clinging to the head of a horned viper

[nattousan]

#ratatouille