bark like a dog. your below me moron

he/him. adult. obsessed w akotsk rn. otherwise memes/funny posts, things on this blog r meant to cheer me up. i dont tag so be mindful of that when following me

[ella-lloyd]

girl you are never gonna be done with uni if you dont go study

harsh but true ....

[s-aint-elmo]

an interest passing feels like being abandoned by the evil spirit that had taken possession of your body

[s-aint-elmo]

pulling out hanks of grass and sighing listlessly. i kind of miss being posessed. isn't there an evil spirit somewhere that wants to possess meeee

[heated-blanket]

[swallowtail-ageha]

Clavicular has allegedly been mogged by the tribunus plebis publius clodius pulcher

[prokopetz]

The whole "Elvis sighting" thing is hilarious because, like, the first documented career Elvis impersonators began working over twenty years before the guy even died. I wonder why a public figure who has a whole industry of people who look and sound like him would generate an unusual number of posthumous sightings? It Is A Mystery.

[bluestockingbaby]

[targetedknowledge]

[dogpuppy]

[transgenderer]

its kind of sad that bugs are so weak. it dishonors their noble biology. i guess this is is why crustaceans are so admirable. imagine for a moment, an unsquishable bug. such is the way of the crab

[stealingpotatoes]

i don't know what older adults were on about when they said being a teenager was good <3

[otterjpg]

OP of the most mediocre post youve seen this Tuesday, gleefully screenshotting a tag which says 'investing at 6 notes' and typing out a faux "no you can't DO this to me" in a reblog

[pollsforadults]

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Remaining time: 4 days 8 hours

Picker Wheel - Spin the Wheel to Decide a Random Choice

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

(anon submission)

[sadomarxist]

[ruckuscauser]

[venomspecs]

Xenia be damned, my boy can make a cheese

[venomspecs]

[residentevildash-moved]

[rpfwasfine]

it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering

[rpfwasfine]

[withdreamsofhereafter]

Orchids

[regina-bithyniae]

I would be great at being Unidentified Hellenistic Ruler. King of Some Small Slice of Asia, leading an entourage of Macedonian transplants ruling brutally over marginally hellenized subjects, with prententions vastly exceeding my military achievements.

Bro, I am like totally like Alexander's #1 successor. For real dog.

[centrally-unplanned]

The "me and my boys are starting a podcast" of the Hellenic Age.

[regina-bithyniae]

Hellenistic rulers would've made the best midwit bro podcasts. Episodes:

If We Make Our Pikes Just One Foot Longer We Can Win Every Battle By Poking Them First

Why do my native conscripts keep running away at the start of the battle every time?

[idiotic philosophical takes from a guy who skimmed aristotle maybe once]

Only three episodes because he lost interest and got really into poisonous fitness supplements