SURF & TURF.
( 🍥 send me a ship : ACCEPTING ! )
- who cries during disney movies: reef. finding nemo makes him bawl. which is why he has yet to see finding dory.- who wears the ugly holiday garb: reef.- who slams the oven door and who plays the trombone: trace on the oven door, reef on the trombone. for sure.- who brings home stray animals: reef. always to trace’s dismay.- who tells the ‘dad jokes’: reef. and the fuckboy comments.- who buys the things in infomercials: trace. if he likes it, he’ll buy it, and you know reef can’t.- who draws in the dust on their cars: reef. on trace’s cars.- who starts the snowball fights: trace. because violence.- who throws away the directions to things: trace. “i don’t need these.” yeah, sure.- who puts up holiday decor: reef. he probably makes it himself too. #pinterest.- who puts the fork in the microwave: trace.- who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “guess who” thing: reef. “reef you’ve done this five times this week, i know it’s you.”- who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner: trace.- who has embarrassing reality tv marathons: trace. keeping up with the kardashians? nah, keeping up with the ims.
