#h0lmeser

[becausemercy]

h0lmeser replied to your post “h0lmeser replied to your post: Not to mention how scared you posted...”

it's like if this person genuinely cared about you or your safety they wouldn't approach this like a total pretentious dipshit that sounds bitter that you have someone fucking nice in your life goddamn wow i'm done

I totally agree. @ anon, Christina has spoken, you can back the fuck off now, thx

[becausemercy]

h0lmeser replied to your post: Not to mention how scared you posted you were to...

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

fight em

[becausemercy]

mercy literally redirect all your nastyrude ass anons to me and i'll drag them to the pit for ya

yo girl you know how to burn, those anons should be shaking in their boots right now

[unboundbymusic]

Saturn and Uranus haha URANUS

U R AN ANUS OKAY. BUTT.

Saturn: Any pets? Yeah! Oh man, in my old town we used to have eight horses, two ponies, four Nubian goats, two dozen chickens, one dog, and four? Five? Cats? Then we moved and had three dogs and...six guinea pigs. And a cat. Now we’re down to three dogs and a cat. Dogs are dubbed Maggie, Madison, and Odie and the cat is named Put-Put, which my dad fondly says translates to “dumb” in Latin. (It doesn’t.)

Uranus: What’s your hobby? *whistles* homework and tumblr and dinking around on the piano and various other instruments. Suffering from social interaction. Drinking wine like a well-aged soccer mom. Slapping a keyboard and writing enough angst to satisfy anyone going through their emo phase. Eating entire bags of Cheez-Its in one go. Screaming and having my voice break and shoot up through the stratosphere. Filling my backpack as full as I can. Getting very angry when grossly hit on. Attracting really strange older men....they slowly go downhill. We should stop on a good note. I like doing cool makeup!

wreck me space cadet

[outerspacenthusiast]

fuck, marry, kill: New York City, Washington, DC, and good ol' Erie

OOOOH NICE

fuck: NYC (CAN YOU IMAGINE)

kill: Washington DC bc like lbr fuckin politicians

Marry: Erie (my homeeetowwwnnnnnnnnn im surprised how much i miss it sometimes. i mean like obvi i miss yall but like erie? i always kinda lowkey hated erie but here we are)

[outerspacenthusiast]

ang we bitched at you for ages for having that stupid book bc you had the lobster which you returned to me but then you said you lost the book remember

i actually don’t remember that at all tbh

i mean, i have a vague memory of the lobster but? i probably honestly thought i lost the book. we are talking about sophomore year!me; shit was not really together at that point

[outerspacenthusiast]

g o d i could have had so much work done by this point, but of course, of course i haven’t because that would be far too healthy ad also because h0lmeser has dragged me into te deepest of darkest hells known purely as E/R hell and i’ve just discovered that that’s the ship name and it’s so fucking fitting i love it so much because this ship will actually send me to the ER G OD fuck u holmes like literally

[unboundbymusic]

11, 41, 91!!

11: Top 3 months of the year - SLDfkjldkj OHHH my favorite question ooooh um, probably October and November, maybe December? Maybe March? Definitely October and November, because first and foremost, I’m a slut for autumn and I will fight anyone who doesn’t like fall because you know why they call it fall? because that’s what will happen to you when I punch your lights out. you’ll fall down. boom boom.

No really, I love fall. But spring is pretty alright too. And winter. I generally don’t like summer because I feel unproductive and it’s hot and I prefer sweaters and jackets and jeans, etc. You can’t get arrested for wearing too much but you can get arrested for wearing too little.

41: Top 3 fruits - nectarines, peaches, and Rainier cherries! Bing cherries get an honorable mention, along with Pink Ladies (apples) and Honeycrisp (apples as well).

91: Top 3 meals you love - I really like seafood fettuccine?? Really love it?? And macaroni and cheese with melted cheese on top, and breadcrumbs? And I also really like smoked oysters with crackers. I really love food in general, but I like the stuff that’ll stop my heart if I eat it too often. Good old fashioned comfort food. and then there’s the stuff we don’t mention: mashed potatoes and gravy, or mashed potatoes and meatloaf. also scalloped potatoes. and potato salad. which I can’t eat. bc guess who has a potato allergy. so we don’t talk about that bc I don’t like suffering

Send me my top three anything!