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We’re dealing with a pandemic,,,,, why the FUCK are you at McDonald’s

#my dumb ass: oh it kinda seems like everyone is taking this really seriously so the restaurant is probably gonna be empty #HA NOT #you people are plundering supermarkets buying all the toilet paper and pasta #so why the fuck would you come all the way here for a measly ice cream cone #i hate these customers more than ever and that says a lot

Valentine's Day

aka the day you make jokes about being single

#valentines #true #ha not #single #always

It's always very interesting when there is a new employee at work and they start talking red politics to me like I agree. Why do they think I agree? Because I drive Big Truck. That automatically means I lean red right?

#sorry to disappoint #ha not #new guy coming in with a class A but driving class B #but training him on forklift first because we are always short on the dock #it's also funny because I sit in the very front of the office where finance is so they literally have to wait for me to come around so they #can even TRY to strike up a convo with me #usually they catch me talking to a local guy in the morning during one of our daily truck talks #he HAD to one up me when I got my 1500 and bought a 2500

I'm bored,tell me a joke(?

i'm straight

#ha not #lmao #ask #anon

WHEN YA CONVINCE YOURSELF YOUR OVER IT and then you realize your so not

#isn't that so fun i love it #ha not #bella speaks

Someone: Oh you look so nice today! Did you put on makeup? Me: no its hot cheetos

#me #textpost #makeup #ha not #Disney chronicles

I'm not doing this shit again -.-

#byeeeee #nice to know that once again I'm stupid #ha not

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