#haaaaaaaaaaaaa.

[bloodiedandbrokenbones]

I THOUGHT MY DAY WAS GOING TO BE ALRIGHT, BUT VENFUCK PINGED ME TO TELL ME HE THINKS I AM A SHITTY KING, RUBBING SALT IN THE WOUND, I WAS (AND KIND OF STILL AM) HAVING A PANIC ATTACK, AND NOW MY BOYFRIEND GOT M!AED TO BECOME A LARGE... GRYFFIN.

[gratiam-suam]

I really wish I had someone that I could talk about anything with. I'm so cool about anything, and anyone can talk about anything with me but with my friends it's like I gotta be super careful and make sure I don't get too personal. Where's that person who is nice and open minded when you need him/her? 

[dream-alittlebiggerdarling]

Samantha and I at Olive Garden.

Sam-Well shit, I just dropped something down my shirt.

*hysterical laughing from me.

Sam-What's so funny?

Me-Because. It's like a straight shot down through your cleavage.

Sam-That's what she said.