Mar 20, 2015
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YOU CANT SAY FUCKIN WILLY NILLY ABOUT DICK PILLOWS!!!!!
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#{ maybe not lyin' about all willy nilly }
YOU CANT SAY FUCKIN WILLY NILLY ABOUT DICK PILLOWS!!!!!
&hackerbxy ❞
❛ do you have to go? -- I don’t think the company is going to fall apart if you’re not there.
Connie/Olivia~
send me a ship and I’ll tell you status : accepting
Which one sexts like a straight white boy?I don’t know, maybe both? some days Connie is pretty good with her words, other days she can get kind of flustered and just blurt out whatever sounds semi-sexy.
Which one cried during a fucking disney movie?Connie. we’re just not going to talk about the Big Hero Six incident... or the How to Train Your Dragon 2 thing.
Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave?Olivia, but to be fair Connie was being pretty distracting.
Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing?Olivia, but only because Connie hates it and gets cutely frustrated when she does it.
Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner?Connie because she’s a little shit and constantly cold.
Who had that embarassing Reality TV marathon?Connie. she’ll binge watch reality tv till she d i e s.
Who laughs more during sex?probably a mix of both of them.
WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON?CONNIE LOVES BEING THE LITTLE SPOON, BUT THEY SWITCH.
hackerbxy liked your post: starter call maybe????
“Sorry. You want me to what?”
[text] I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of Nutella right now.
texts from last night;
SMS: wait i got it SMS: what if i make us SMS: nutella pancakes tonight instead?? SMS: god damn i treat u well
"alt!"
“Let me be very, very clear. I do not tolerate nonsense, I do not tolerate tomfoolery, and I do not tolerate people breaking the rules in my weyr.”
She straightens, her severe, intimidating seven foot height nothing less than ridiculously looming in the face of a normal sized person. Behind her, the mass of gold scales and diamond teeth that was her bonded, Brynioth, loomed like a threat even beyond her own presence and countenance.
Even if someone fucked with her, no one fucked with dragons.
“I did not live through over twenty five years of breaking my back for this weyr for you to bring it low and humiliate me by flaunting your disobedience in everyone’s face.”
“If you continue this, I will shackle you and leave you for the Threadfall to consume.”
are you the real slim shady???
Obviously.
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❛❛ I will admit, I was skeptical of your existence for a little while. ❜❜