Aug 10, 2015
My boyfriend is hotter than yours.
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My boyfriend is hotter than yours.
[text]: Wanna meet the monster?
-Jesse’s leg has been bouncing for the past however many hours since Ruby’s first text. It stops abruptly as his pocket vibrates.-
It’s here.
-Well. We’re not dead. It’s not really a question but it sort of sounds like one.-
I gotta go.
-Jesse kisses Danny, then Stiles, even while the latter is trying to say Send pics!
Ruby and Meg are on the couch when Jesse teleports back to the apartment. He supposes it’s there, too, but when he sees Meg the only thing he can think to ask is-
You okay?
total submission
No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |
-Danny rolls his eyes as Stiles sends yet another text to their wayward boyfriend. He said he’d be here as soon as he can, Stiles.-
Danny, I have been on break for forty nine hours and you for even longer. We haven’t seen each other for more than a few make out sessions in two weeks. We have been dating for nearly a month and there has been no sex. There has been no sex, Danny.
-It feels like coming out to his friends and family all over again. He can always tell when somebody’s seen Jesse and Danny do something couply. Because then when Danny touches him or he does, their brows scrunch up in confusion. And that’s mainly what it is, a lot of people being confused.
He gets the feeling some of them are judging them, too. Lydia had just threatened to cut Danny and Jesse if either of them hurt him. Not gonna lie, Stiles’ feels pretty awesome being Lydia’s number one concern there. Even if it’s not the way he wanted for most of his life.
He doubts Allison has been able to take her eyes off Seth long enough to notice but Lydia must have told her because when she goes to hug him at the reception, she has this searching look reserving judgment. She looks over his shoulders then back at him and whispers just for him Prove them all wrong. You always do.
Seth, who apparently hadn’t known but heard Allison with his freaky dog ears and put pieces together remarkably fast, grinned from ear to ear and punched Stiles’ in the arm.
Aww yeah, get it, Stilinski.-
Oh my god. No. Allison, this is what you’ve married.
-She shrugs and smiles dopily at her husband. And oh my god, Allison is married. Seth is married. To each other. How are they there? Weren’t they just high school kids running from the monster of the week? Actually, yes. Yes, they were.
Well, congrats. Have good honeymoon s.... -A hand covers his mouth. Looking down reveals it to be Danny’s. Stiles’ licks him. When Danny turns him around, it’s to discover Jesse has somehow stolen not one, but two children.
Ties! and Who wants one? get shot in their direction at the same time, Jesse bouncing Cat in one arm and Evan in the other. Stiles’ makes grabby hands.-
I’ll take this one. She clearly has good taste.
How did it go with your dad?
[text] Well he didn't lose a bet to Ellen. Coulda been better, coulda been worse. Like, he's not *happy* but he's not angry either.
[text] What about your mom and dad?
Stiles is making fun of me for still wanting to wear the arm. But look at this beauty and tell me you wouldn't feel the same. Besides, I'm not the hungover idiot that walked into a wall so....