#haebae

[mountain-man-cumeth]

Give 👏 me 👏 ugly 👏 sweater 👏 Kara 👏 and 👏 Muriel 👏 (please)

i skipped the ugly but i gave muri a dad sweater

[anathemafiction]

I want to love The Pirate King....but I get motion sickness so easily and I imagine I would be the type to get seasick, too. Please, to whoever captures his heart, take care of it.

The Pirate smirks. "If there is any capturing to be had," he says lightly, eyes glinting in their black depths. "It should be done by me. I am a pirate, after all. I have the reputation already, peach."

His smirk widens to two sharp points. "Might as well live up to it," he winks then, and saunters closer. When the self-proclaim King of the Outlaws speaks next, the dark rumble of his voice brushes by your cheek. "And don't worry about sickness. Sea born or otherwise, I got you."

[the-passenger-if]

So 1997 was a great year for movies. We have Titanic, Men In Black, I Know What You Did Last Summer, The Lost World: Jurassic Park, The Fifth Element, Austin Powers, Anaconda.....What movie would each LI want to go see for a movie date?

Fiama would be really interested in seeing Kiss the Girls because she enjoys movies about detectives, crime shows and the like.

Jonny, The Fifth Element probably; it looks pretty enough to make him curious.

Roach would love to see Face Off because it sounds delightfully insane. They would love every second of it and would be the idiot screaming Yes oh god YES! whenever something stupid happens, and I watched that movie and that's a lot of stupid we are talking about. Face Off is awesome.

Horizon would enjoy anything that Newman wants to see; movies aren't their thing, spending time with Newman is.

[vesuviannights]

hi, i'd like to propose to eli for my apprentice, thank you for your consideration.

✨ Full disclosure: Eli will not leave Asra for anyone or anything. He is Eli’s moon and stars, his eternity and a day, his infinite worlds. In any version of their lives, no matter where they are, Eli will always find Asra ✨

But that being said, there is enough love in his heart that some days he might just explode, and so your proposal absolutely must be for a poly option that include Asras. It must also come with least a four-page paper on how your apprentice plans to appropriately divide the time on the Snuggleslut schedule between Asra and your apprentice

As stated in previous asks Eli is a hungry boi who requires many snuggles, and Asra has worked hard to ensure he is fed at appropriate and regular schedules 

Will your apprentice be available to assist with the schedule so that Asra can open the store early every now and then? If they take the morning shift, they need coffee ready and approximately 20 minutes cleared out so that Eli can nuzzle into their back while murmuring unintelligibly. If he has been out working the night before this time range can extend up to 2 hours (when it passes 1.5, he must be taken outside and blasted with sunlight. ignore the hissing please)

All nights must be spent in the Snuggleslut Sandwich formation. Eli is usually completely naked and on his back, so Asra and your apprentice will have to sort out how to Snuggleslut that because he’ll whine if he wakes up and that isn’t A Thing

How will you propose to Eli on behalf of your apprentice? A ring, an intricate dagger, a well-baked cupcake? All are appropriate. All will be considered.

[tempest-tides-game]

Any advice for an MC prone to seasickness? They, uh, didn't really think this whole 'piracy' thing through.

Bao recommends ginger for a seasick stomach! And also to please not vomit on deck (it tends to cause a chain reaction) 

[guacameowle]

I heard we're talking bras. Boob-having ppl in the US, get thee to a shop that carries European brands. And that has competent salespersons. They will know what brands are best suited for ur specific shape. I'm a 34JJ and god bless the old lady who helped me get into a bra that fits as comfortably as underside gets. (I wear Elomi btw.)

I have an Elomi plunge bra that is one of my faaaaavorites. I swear my boobs look their best in it. 

[starrypawz]

🔥 + dessert, you pick who.

Send me a flame emoji + a word and I’ll write a nsfw hc

Both Lucas and Scout have tongue piercings

The reveal of said piercings in both cases involved icecream

However, Scout’s was by accident and took them a moment to realise why Roach was like 👀 at them

Lucas was being a little more calculated and wanted to try and tease Jonny and involved a carefully made to look accidental ‘Oh no I have icecream on my hand, I need to lick that off’

[synginmars]

I'll unfollow you for long enough to get a screenshot of 420 and then refollow you if you promise to make a comic

You a real one, but I'm up to 427 followers now 😭😭