#haha comedy

[slothpoth]

/j

[thedailytrashblog]

Captain Rex: Experience outranks everything.

Coric, just walking by and turning to give Rex a Look:

Rex: Except the medics.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

i'd written this in a reblog somewhere but here have this masterpiece properly:

TWO GAY IDIOTS SITTING IN A CAR ONE SAYS HEY LEMME BLOW YOU HARD THE OTHER ONE BLINKS, FOR ONCE HE'S SLOW TWO GAY FOOLS IN A COMEDY SHOW

TWO GAY IDIOTS SITTING IN A CAR ONE SAYS HEY LEMME TAKE YOU FAR ANYWHERE YOU LIKE PLEASE LET ME KNOW TWO GAY FOOLS IN A COMEDY SHOW

TWO GAY IDIOTS SITTING IN A CAR ONE SAYS DOG? OH ABOUT THAT PART... WE'VE FUCKING RAISED THE WRONG KID, SO TWO GAY FOOLS IN A COMEDY SHOW

TWO GAY IDIOTS SITTING IN A CAR ONE SAYS OH GOD YOU HIT HER HARD WELL I'LL HEAL HER BIKE, MIND HOW YOU GO TWO GAY FOOLS IN A COMEDY SHOW

ONE GAY IDIOT SITTING IN A CAR CRYING COZ THE OTHER ONE BROKE HIS HEART HE DRIVES AWAY, AND FOR ONCE, DRIVES SLOW... TWO GAY FOOLS... IN A... COMEDY... SHOW.

[antleredarchivist]

[cornbabylaughter]

@my-darlingdoctor is this you

[blueman-irl]

causes nuclear war with my brain (orange oppunity reference) (cold war)

- turquoise oppunity anon

One pair of parentheses away from causing outrage

[emilytakesphoto]

here is a big square of like top albums from thr last however many months i dont remember if 3 or 6. anyway listened to like bowies discography in that time frame hence like tons of that being on here.

also will it compress this to death, maybe hmm. maybe that would be funny, the audience has to try and guess what albums are. (huh it didnt really, neat, or not neat depending on perspective)

[thesillyhampter]

They’re a 10 but use the term ‘open monogamy’