#hahaaaaaaaaaaaa

[texasbama]

Their mutual inability to find long-lasting romance.

[darth-sonny]

Does Leo and/or Kirby ever get self-conscious of their eyes?

Leo originally hated his red eyes. They were a permanent reminder of what (and who) happened to him

By the time he's older, he's used to them. Sure, they still kinda hurt to look at, but it gets a little easier day by day

Plus, he likes having something in common with Kirby

Kirby, on the other hand:

They had no thoughts on their eyes. To them, it was just something normal, like their hands, tail, shell, feet... it was just another body part. Nothing to draw attention to

That is, until they figure out what (WHO) gave them their eyes

And they start to kind of hate how they look. Slowly but surely, everything that made Kirby them they're beginning to hate and get sick of

Then comes puberty...

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[anpiels]

We Are The Almlings! Please Feed Us!

[dragon-spaghetti]

Go forth into battle ⚔️

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[killersnotmonster]

Chapter 5 is here! Big thanks to @strangergaten​ and @darkwingdukat​ for betaing, and to @itfandomprompts​ for getting me to start the dang thing at all! Shoutout to @dangerdayscd​ for being the entire reader tag list. Woo! (Anyone can request to be added to the tag list! You don’t need to follow my blog.)

[read ch5 on ao3] [ch 1 + author’s note]

You don’t know Myra Kaspbrak is outrageously shitty, he tried to remind himself. You just like the idea of a divorce contingency plan. Divorcing a shitty partner seemed like a cleaner cut than divorcing a non-shitty one, after all. But that was all moot anyway.

The back of the box, in case you haven’t been reading: Six Losers get out of Neibolt alive and have to face life after Derry. M rating; sorta angsty Reddie slow burn with a side of Benverly and a tiny spoonful of Hanbrough; no major content warnings; 23K words and counting! (And Eddie is disabled in this btw! Not sure whether that's a detail I ought to be leading with. Maybe! I know we tend to like a swift and complete clown-stab recovery so he can go breezing through Richie's door asap. This is not that.)

[yangxiaolongprotectionsquad]

GUYS ARE THE LYRICS I JUST REBLOGGED REAL BECAUSE IM GOING TO BUY TGAT FUCKING SONg WHENEVER I CAN WHATTTT

[toyfriskman]

why did my Peeled Mercs post get so many notes-

oh

@birbwell reblogged it

hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[practiceroompiano]

choked on a hazelnut the most alive I’ve felt in months thank you