i like to eat eat eat opples and bononos I like to eat eat eat epples and benenes 🍎
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i like to eat eat eat opples and bononos I like to eat eat eat epples and benenes 🍎
You were chilling in the living room when an idea crossed your mind. You grin, already holding back a laugh as you hear your fiancé walking down the stairs.
“Babe, can you grab me a drink?” You ask not looking up from your phone.
“I shall cherish my wife” He grins to himself. (what a dork)
“Fiancé,” You correct him, giving him a ‘haha, I know that makes you mad’ look. He catches your gaze before turning around to open the fridge.
“Whatever makes my wife happy” You can see his hand and forearm muscles clenching from the grip on the fridge handle.
He walks up to you, handing you the drink you asked for.
“Good boy,” You say, biting back a laugh the moment you see his face.
He looks at you then quickly around the room for any camera or someone who could possibly see what he is about to do-
He giggles, GIGGLES. Before he quickly masks it with a forced cough. He clears his throat twice and fixes his hair.
“Mind saying that again?” Your jaw hits the floor.
“Excuse you?”
“I didn't quite.. hear you” he repeats, fixing his collar and standing up straighter. You try.. Really try not to laugh… or cry. Because this man looks adorable. He has a cheeky smile, his dimples showing up.. his hands in front of him. You can almost see him rocking on his feet from excitement.
“Ah.. wait, if I get you another thing, you will repeat it?” he doesn't wait for your response; he's already moving. He walks in and out of the kitchen, a snack his hand. He gently, like it's a secret, places it beside you.
Your fiancé takes a step back, admiring his “work”. He raises his eyebrows, smiling and waiting for you to say it.
You look at the snack.. back at him. This man.. You think to yourself. He's so stupid..
He clears his throat, gesturing with his hand to continue, still smiling.
“Oh right, forgive me. Thank you” He quickly shakes his head.
“The other thing” You squint your eyes at him.
“Thank you, my beloved husband..?” He shakes his head again.
“Not that.. I mean, I like it, but the other thing you said earlier.” You sigh in defeat, opening the bag of chips.
“You're serious? You want me to really, really call you that? Isn't it embarrassing?” He groans before walking towards you on the couch and sits down in front of you. His chin on top of your knee, arms wrapped around your legs.
“Please?” He pouts. POUTS. THIS GROWN ASS MAN-
“Ugh.. fine.” You reach your hand and pet his hair gently. “Good boy” You cringe but laugh shortly after when he licks your knee.
“EW! STOP!” The sound of your laughter and squirming away from him fills the room.
“Say it again” He laughs too, crawling on top and pushing you down on the couch, trappong you under his body weight.
“No” You try to sound serious, but fail miserably. “DON'T!” You squirm again, as he starts tickling you.
“PLEASEEE, SAY IT AGAIN” he laughs, nuzzling his face in the crook of your neck, hiding his OBVIOUS blush on his face.
“Maybe on our wedding night”
a/n: He couldn't wait till then.. sorry not sorry.
I love being delusional sm ꈍ◡ꈍ
edit:I wrote snake instead of snack..
These Haikyuu men have been secretly watching the cute sports reporter from the sidelines for a while now, always catching glimpses of her interviewing players after matches. So when he finally gets to be the one she’s interviewing? Oh, he's blushing hard.
He’s trying his absolute best to answer all her questions seriously—maintaining eye contact, throwing in a few jokes to impress her—when suddenly, bam! His rascal of a teammate dumps an entire gallon of cold water on him as part of their post-game tradition… but it splashes all over her too.
He immediately turns to his teammate like, “Are you serious right now?” before scolding them on the spot. “She’s working! What is wrong with you?” he snaps, before turning to her, flustered and apologizing profusely. “I’m so sorry about that. Get her a towel. Now.”
When they bring it over, these Haikyuu men takes it himself and gently starts wiping the water from her face, mumbling something like, “You okay?” while giving her a small, nervous smile. He doesn’t even realize they’re still being filmed.
Trying to save face, he grins and says, “How about this—let me make it up to you. You can write an entire article about me… over coffee?”
Later that night, he’s sprawled out on his bed, still in his team hoodie, phone in one hand and a lazy grin on his face as he watches the viral clip of himself smiling like an idiot while gently dabbing her face with a towel for the tenth time. The comment section is wild—some are teasing, some are shipping, and some are dead serious about wanting to see them together.
Then his phone pings.
You: how about tomorrow lunch time? 😊
Hinata, Atsumu, Bokuto, Sugawara, Kageyama, Oikawa, Tsukishima (i have favoritism), Iwaizumi, Kuroo, Daichi, Tendou, Kenma, Ushijima (i have favoritism part 2), any other hq men you love
☆ when did you get... hot?
─ a haikyuu fanfic // suddenly... they got hot?!
synopsis: years later, you find yourself fucking the karasuno men... and you cannot help but ask one question: when did they get so hot?! pairing: afab! reader x aged! up hinata shoyo, kageyama tobio, tuskishima kei, tadashi yamaguchi, daichi sawamura, sugawara koushi, ryunosuke tanaka. cw: MDNI. CONTAINS MAJOR SMUT. NOT PROOFREAD! nsfw includes: penetration. cunnilingus. blowjob. dry-humping. fingering. brother's bsf trope. cheating. office sex. power imbalance. dubcon. on-duty fucking?? fwb. "teaching" sex. prostitution. male and female orgasms. rough smex(???). old m.list. | new m.list.
✮⋆˙ hinata shoyo!
i'm back. ten thirty, hotel lovebomb. you blink at the text. you immediately rub your thighs together at the thought of him, the thought of going to fuck your brother's best friend.
random horny thoughts - hq (karasuno edition)
(・ω・)つ andy's notes: enjoy these filthy things while i pull myself out of writer's block jail
characters: ukai keishin, tsukishima kei, azumane asahi, yamaguchi tadashi, sugawara koushi, sawamura daichi, tanaka ryunosuke
cws: nsfw, smut, all characters 18+, cigarette smoking, oral (m receiving), dirty talk, daddy kink (ukai); dacryphilia, overstimulation, degradation (tsukishima); panty-sniffing, masturbation (azumane); praise kink (yamaguchi); exhibitionism, public sex (sugawara); oral (f receiving), a MUNCH (sawamura); premature ejaculation (tanaka)
ukai’s guilty pleasure is smoking a cigarette while you give him head, the rush of nicotine spiraling up his spine as your tongue greedily laves over his weeping tip. one hand gently rests on the back of your head, lazily stroking your hair while he rocks his hips up into your throat. “keep suckin’ on it just like that, pretty girl. you know exactly what daddy likes, huh?”
— the idea of sugawara kōshi being a freak with the kindest smile and a pierced cock haunts me 。𖦹°‧ᥫ᭡
mdni!
sugawara sensei, you sweet coworker, kind, polite, he listens to his students concerns and actually cares. you've heard the advice he gives out when he thinks no one is watching, how encouraging he can be. he helps the old teachers with the stuff they can't no longer do, like running extra errands for them; he's specially sweet to the elderly teacher who is about to retire, hana-san, a sweet woman who lost his husband and sugawara always takes the time to walk to her car.
sweet sugawara sensei and the slight crush you might have been denying cause it's not worth pursuing it because you'll be switching schools soon enough anyway, sweet sugawara sensei whose kind eyes have been eyeing you all night as you and the rest of your coworkers take a few drinks at the local izakaya.
you can feel the heat of his gaze as he takes a long sip of his beer, his dark penetrating eyes not missing a bit of the way you absentmindedly lick the rim of your glass.
sweet sugawara sensei turning out to be not so sweet once he has you back in his apartment, tongue rough and harsh as he presses your back against the wall, fingers desperate and firm on their grip at the nape of your head, angling your face in the perfect way as he kisses you, he's rutting into you with the desperation of a hungry animal, drinking in the way you moan at the way his other hand has begun teasing your nipples.
his mouth is devoid of that sweet patience, now he is pure filth and an edge of dark intent. "how pretty".
his hands find the warmth of your pussy, and his eyes glint with the eager mischief of man who has been thinking about bending you over his lap since the day he first laid eyes on you.
his fingers are cold when they meet with the damp heat of your core. "you're already so wet for me, do you have any idea how much I've been wondering what kind of face you'd make when I finally got my hands on you?"
his thumb softly caresses your bud, a soft tentative touch that has your aching core throbbing and makes you arch into his touch, his eyes light up at the sight, utterly enjoying how sensitive you are.
when he takes his cock out of his pants you can't help the surprised gasp, he doesn't only have the prettiest cock you've ever seen, but it curves upwards in a delicious way and the thick vein at the underside throbs with excitement. but that's not what makes you gasp, is the shiny metal piece on the tip of his head, the prince albert kind if your little knowledge on the topic is not failing you.
sweet sugawara sensei who smiles at you so warmly, teasing your clit as he rubs the cold metal against your clit, fingers digging at the soft flesh of your waist for leverage as he completely savors the way you unravel at his pace, at his teasing. "do you like the way that feels? I had a feeling—" his voice, so driven and low against your ear halts, the friction of your wet folds tugging at the sensitive head of his cock making him lose his breath for a second, your hips are moving on their own, trying to match his pace and retrieve the lost friction, sugawara’s eyes darken and the small chuckle he lets out sounds like a threat; god, you are so hot.
"i can't wait to see what kind of face you'll make once I'm in deep inside you, you gonna be able to take it, right?"
you nod, too hazed out by the perfect stimulation and the perfect assault at your nipples by his calloused fingers.
sweet sugawara sensei who seems to not be so sweet anymore, his mouth is an obscene declaration of all his perversions and his tongue is salacious on his marking intent.
"i think you can beg" you hold onto his shoulders trying to find some leverage from the way he keeps rubbing against your aching clit, you look out for his face. your lips finding his again, unable to keep listening to his words without giving into his demands; you have the terrifying feeling he would be able to make good on his threats.
he lets you hide your moan on the wet kiss you're sharing, he doesn't mind waiting, he doesn't mind taking his time, actually, he is really looking forward to being able to take his sweet time with you, drive you to the point when you can no longer hide, when you'll be sobbing and begging from the stretch of his cockkmolding you around his cadence, around his size, until all you can see and think about is him.
“you’re going to look so pretty when i finally have you begging”.
Comparing Hand sizes !
note. #hell yeah would want to do this to whoever i’ll end up dating pre-rs like fr. I can't flirt for shit, but you know… feat. Sugawara Koushi, Kuroo Tetsurou, Osamu Miya
Sugarawa Koushi
You were supposed to be studying. Well, you were studying. Around five minutes ago, but now you’re bored, and your attention has gone from playing with your pen to just looking around the room. Until your gaze falls on Sugawara's hands, and you find yourself staring.
“Kou.” You tap his wrist, and he looks up from his textbook.
“Hm?”
“Your hand’s kinda big.”
Sugawara blinks, then laughs—soft, breathy, a little surprised. “Is that so?”
You realize what you said, and you flush slightly, already planning to backtrack, but he’s already turning his palm upward and placing it beside yours on the table like it’s the most natural thing in the world. His fingers relax. He doesn't push or tease, —just leaves it open.
𝗦𝗘𝗥𝗜𝗘𝗦: 𝗍𝖾𝗅𝖾𝗉𝖺𝗍𝗁!
••ᵐⁱⁿᵈ ʳᵉᵃᵈⁱⁿᵍ ᵖᵒʷᵉʳˢ ⁱⁿᵛᵒˡᵛᵉᵈ * ᵃˡˡ ᶠˡᵘᶠᶠ
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