#halcyonharlot

[wallnoises]

halcyonharlot replied to your post:i’d ask y’all to add me on steam but it’s an...

r u sure ur brother doesnt want to be friends with 666 STUPID HOE DELUXE

i mean, i’ve never asked, honestly

[arrogantglitch]

halcyonharlot replied to your post:flashback to when I first played undertale and my...

“a month” >w>

two months

three tops

[babakiyaga]

mccree is the one walking away eating a donut

i’m so glad

that legit made me happy when I saw your tag

[wallnoises]

halcyonharlot replied to your post:things that remind me of being home sick from...

or uh. it was to me back then. looks like shit now

i don’t remember much about it other than the fact that i hated the dog because he sounds like an even snootier version of Timon from the Lion King

[sweet-bitsy]

bitsy/freakazoid is a match made in heaven

I’ve been trying to make Freakatsy happen for YEARS I’m glad you finally understand my true colors

[majorpepperidge]

p s y c r o w (or vector)

LMAO i was gonna send you Psycrow 

Psycrow

What they smell like:

Does space have a smell?? I doubt it but something kinda...dusty from feathers, maybe even plasticy due to spending all his damn time in a space suit.

How they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc):

A surprisingly deep sleeper for a mercenary, mostly because he knows no one is stupid enough to fuck with him. Sleeps when he feels like it, usually flat on his back.

What music they enjoy:

Lots of synth. Have you heard his theme??

How much time they spend getting ready every morning:

Not a lot. The occasional shower when needed but it’s mostly just drag self outta bed, throw on space suit and you’re done. 

Their favorite thing to collect:

Money, obvs. Various shiny things too, though you’ll be hard pressed to get him to admit it. And novelty coffee mugs.

Left or right-handed:

Right handed, to mirror Jim being left handed.

Religion (if any):

Unless you wanna count the cartoon with the Great Worm Spirit saving his life bACK IN ‘NAM, MAN, nada.

Favorite sport:

Does bounty hunting count as a sport?

Favorite touristy thing to do when traveling (museums, local food, sightseeing, etc):

Terrorizing locals ofc.

Favorite kind of weather:

SPACE DON’T HAVE A WEATHER. But if he had to choose, he prefers cloudy ominous weather so he can be cheesy with hunts.

A weird/obscure fear they have:

Tad bit claustrophobic. All that time in space gets you used to lots of....space.

The carnival/arcade game they always win without fail:

Implying he wouldn’t just straight up cheat at everything or hold carnies at gunpoint.