Phew! Sierra!

Sammy || 30-something || illustrator || support me at https://ko-fi.com/wallnoises

[wallnoises]

I've finally made the process of commissioning art from me MUCH easier 💗💜💗

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[amygdalae]

When I die I wanna be resurrected as the crab in the bucket of crabs that pulls the other crabs back into the bucket. And I'll love doing it

[evilscientist3]

if i could die i would wanna be resurrected as a crab strong enough to pull your crabsona out of the bucket. and then where would you be

[amygdalae]

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[angelicguy]

[zonegirls]

right clicks you and moves you into a risky position on the grid

[zonegirls]

clicks end turn

[edwardbateman]

this is what is happening between us when i like your vent post

[paranoidgemsbok]

Stardew valley is problematic because it forces you to have an outside cat in a threatened woodland environment

[2colde]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this ad has me so fucked up i can’t even decide what to be tired of

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

[kristina100000]

mozzarella and cheddar when i open my fridge and its not their time to be added to a fuckalicious grilled cheese sandwich

[blextrophy]

[angelicguy]

my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

you need to discipline your child. port is a horrible choice for the main course and wildly clashes with a rich béarnaise.

[angelicguy]

dude hes three….

[bumblr-dotcom]

And uncultured. Get a new child

[beardedmrbean]

[poetrylesbian]

this sculpture is from 2011 by artist sara swink

[killer-fille]

cats have been bothering humans since at least 2011

[dogpuppy]

Me when my asshole itches and I’m on the moon

[wallnoises]

Clownin’ around 🎈

[silentsepulchres]

[wilczak]

Wet Beast Wednesday

[knuckle-actual]