#halewoods.txt

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feeling very fragile today due to a combo of high-stress work stuff + a few nights of sub-par sleep + probably needing to drop a lot of money on a big unexpected purchase in the next few weeks + major health issues in the family… but genuinely feeling bolstered up by that rilke quote which i haven’t thought about in a long time but hold very dear to my heart + a coworker being very lovely and kind to me instead of upset with me like i expected during a meeting i’ve been dreading for days + the lovely sunny morning outside + a comment in my ao3 inbox calling me “the rembrandt of heavy petting” which i want to frame and hang up in my house somewhere

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goddddd i love when a day is unexpectedly nice :)

took myself out to get some bomb crème brûlée that i’ve been thinking about it since the last time i was in chicago, and my chatty uber driver was telling me she was from ethiopia and i was like oh! i’m going to an ethiopian restaurant! and she was like wait. wait. my sister is working there tonight. ask for her and tell her i sent you also what’s your star sign are you a leo (im not) CUT TO: posted up at the bar, eating delicious shrimp tibs, happily anticipating a delicious crème brûlée, getting kind of drunk, on friendly terms with the waitress. AND THEN, ACROSS THE STREET: a mika show!!!! mika who was the first act i ever saw on my own dime! twenty years ago!!! and there were like three tickets left!!!!! so then i have my lovely crème brûlée and my drinks get comped because #myuberdriver and then i tootle across the street for a mika concert i had zero intention of going to earlier today! and it’s fabulous fabulous fabulous!!!!! just as great as i remember the first show being!!!!! and then afterwards i still popped into the jazz bar for a drink and some people observing, before sending myself home to get nice and snuggly in my bed!!!!!!!

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i hate having insomnia in other peoples’ houses. what the fuck was that noise. why do you have so many goddamn clocks

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visiting the west coast as an east coast girlie is so weird because the ocean is just in the wrong place. girlie why are you on the left. that’s the wrong direction for an ocean to be are you lost???

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🍒 got a taste for the cherry (i just need to take a bite) | shane/ilya | rated E | 2768 words | lifeguard au

“Fuck off,” says Shane, and that’s how Ilya knows it’s on.

read on AO3

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what if they invented a sleep that i could have. haha just kidding…. unless?????

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Rating: Mature

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category: M/M

Fandom: Heated Rivalry (TV)

Relationships: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander/Scott Hunter

Characters: Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov, Scott Hunter

Additional Tags: Truth or Dare, Seven Minutes In Heaven, Alternate Universe - College/University, this is not a jealousy fic, shane makes out with hunter and ilya is. into it., i’m sorry i put some of these boys in the closet again but in my defense it was for kissing purposes, Getting Together, i also put them all on the same team. again for kissing purposes

Language: English

tell me what goes on behind closed doors

by woodlands

Rozanov purses his lips. “Probably you did not make out with old man Scott Hunter tonight, though.”

Shane bristles. “I did. I said I would.”

https://archiveofourown.org/works/77593876

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one of the things they don’t tell you about having your in laws stay with you for a month is that all of a sudden your house doesn’t smell right. don’t get me wrong: it doesn’t smell bad. but it doesn’t smell like my house :(