#half lion

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Threatening

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नरसिंह जयंती आज, क्यों था नरसिंह अवतार का आधा शरीर इंसान और आधा शेर का

नरसिंह जयंती आज, क्यों था नरसिंह अवतार का आधा शरीर इंसान और आधा शेर का

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नरसिंह अवतार, भगवान विष्णु के इस रौद्र रूप को शांत करने के लिए होती है विशेष पूजा

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May 06, 2020, 12:03 AM IST

बुधवार, 6 मई यानी आज भगवान विष्णु के चौथे अवतार नरसिंह का जन्मोत्सव मनाया जाएगा। पद्म पुराण के अनुसार प्राचीन समय में वैशाख महीने के शुक्लपक्ष की चतुर्दशी तिथि पर भगवान नरसिंह प्रकट हुए थे। कथा के अनुसार राक्षस हिरण्यकशिपु का पुत्र प्रहलाद भगवान विष्णु का भक्त था।…

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Drawing i owed to @sonicchi of their oc, Chicca! 

Thanks for being patient, and sorry for the loooooooong delay~!

[glamboyl]

Liger Beauty photo by Svenimal.

[23rdprince]

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Half-Lion

Louis CK’s pacing the stage, shouting, “Most people say there’s someone for everyone. Nope.” The mic noses his bright beard. His crowd makes an ambient roar.  “There are millions of people who are light-speed ugly, and nobody kisses them on the lips.” Ugly people in my family are happiest. My Great-Aunt Joan married Harold, a car salesman who reeks of cigars and keeps Playboys in his glove compartment. His laugh’s electric, sizzling on his neck fat. Joan sat on his lap at my cousin Will’s confirmation party. My mom calls them “black-sheep.” My Aunt Lise, who people say I look like when they’re flattering me, is Irish as whiskey with wax-paper skin and bloody blue veins. She lives in Colorado and knits baby clothes. She doesn’t travel because she has panic attacks on planes. She used to be married to a man who hit her. She has tattoos now that cover the scars. Louie’s leaning on his foot, saying, “How do women still go out with guys

 when you consider the fact that there is no greater threat

 to women than men?  If you’re a guy, imagine you can only date

a half-bear half-lion, like ‘Ugh. Hope this one’s nice.” Last July, before Joe from OKCupid drove me to Johnny Rockets, I pre-dialed 911 just in case. He and I talked pranks we pulled as kids and how Louie’s

standup is so brave. Walking home that night in my red sneakers a gold bulb flashed in a coffee shop. Every yard was quiet.  Smashed green bottles

and men who break them —

the ones I look out for.

I thought, Where am I going? and heard Louie

say, “Statistically, to your death.”

Nothing yelled but a cat.

I breathed down the streets of the joke 

Until I saw my windows’ yellow squares of light

Unlocked my door and trudged into the warm punch line.

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Beast mode

[alicepacific]

its 3 in the morning, and i still cant sleep so i decided to go for a walk.. i swear this half lion/ half cat/ half rat is following me..