#half-sack

[baptizedinbloodd]

★ still haven't recovered from most of these ★

[mysticalmallard]

★《SoA Drabble Event》★

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Rules:

★ Send me one mood, a prompt & a character from the lists below.

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★ MUST like, comment, and reblog or submission for future requests will be denied and drabble may be deleted.

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★ One request at a time, please.

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Moods:

□ fluff

□ angst

□ suggestive

□ goofy

□ Random

Characters to choose from:

● Happy Lowman

○ Juice Ortiz

● Tig Trager

○ Jax Teller

● Chibs Telford

○ Opie Winston

● David Hale

○ Nero Padilla

● Marcus Alvarez

○ Half-Sack

● Bobby Munson

○ Clay Morrow

Prompt list:

♡ 1. "Did you enjoy yourself last night?"

♥︎ 2. "Darling, it's beautiful, thank you!"

♡ 3. "Whatever you're going to ask, the answer is no!"

♥︎ 4. "Try focussing more on your life and less on mine!"

♡ 5. "I want that woman out of my house!"

♥︎ 6. "Do you ever think we should just stop doing this?"

♡ 7. "Am I supposed to be scared now?"

♥︎ 8. "For some reason, I'm attracted to you."

♡ 9. "You make me feel like I'm not good enough."

♥︎ 10. "I miss moments like this more than anything."

♡ 11. "What's in that bag and why are you hiding it here?"

♥︎ 12. "Well? What happened? I want all the details!"

♡ 13. "I'm ready to try again, if you are?"

♥︎ 14. "Quick, hide behind the sofa!"

♡ 15. "I did a pregnancy test."

♥︎ 16. "The way you flirt is shameful."

♡ 17. "Why would you want to put yourself through something like that?"

♥︎ 18. "Sweetheart, what did you bury in the garden?"

♡ 19. "My toaster was definitely talking to me this morning."

♥︎ 20. "We could get arrested for this."

Completed requests:

◇ fluffy, Happy Lowman, prompt 7

◇ goofy, Juice Ortiz, prompt 18

◇ fluffy, Happy Lowman, prompt 8

◇ random, Chibs Telford, Prompt 3

◇ fluffy, Juice Ortiz, prompt 14

◇ random, Opie Winston, prompt 8

◇ goofy, Chibs Telford, prompt 8

◇ random, Half-Sack, prompt 16

◇ angst, Opie Winston, prompt 9

◇ random, Tig Trager, prompt 19

◇ fluffy, Opie Winston, prompt 17

◇ random, Jax Teller, prompt 17

◇ suggestive, Tig Trager, prompt 13

◇ fluffy, David Hale, prompt 3

[vulgar-display-of-escapism]

10ish Things I'll forever be disappointed we didn't get to see on Sons of Anarchy part 1

Happy's mom. Can you imagine Hap picking groceries for her and his aunt, fixing their sink, hanging a framed picture just the way his momma wants even if it takes forever and getting bashful while fielding questions about 'giving her some grand-babies to love on'? Oh, to see the woman who raised The Tacoma Killer...

2. More of Filip's mean streak. Look at that smile.

Whenever it came out to play it was glorious. My favorite moment is probably in 'Black Widower' (7.1) When he shoots a guy in the knee, without looking mind you, and asks "Anyone else wanna go rolling down the ramp?" and then, of course the zoom zoom moment. I need more of that.

3. {And while we're at it} The boys doing more of the -FUN- outlaw shit. Who remembers the good ole' days of grave robbing with zombie bikers? (Or the similar scene in season 7 "I call heads". )

And the epic run in with Eden's crooked-cops.

"What you wanna do Boss?"

"What you're supposed to do when you find stolen merchandise, call the police"

BTW, one of my favorite Bobby lines: "If you're gonna go outlaw boys, use half a brain."

Which led to the cops apologizing for their behavior.

Or that one time they actually STAGED a crime scene? Using Darby's Suburban?

4. More Charity Work

One lousy toy run in seven seasons?! One?! No Piney suggesting participating in a run supporting veterans, to honor Kip? Or Chucky bringing up the idea to donate time to BACA? My personal HC is that Tig would be the one to love the idea and get most of the guys on board.

5. And speaking of Tig. Him interacting with Opie's kids;

Picking them from school when Lyla was working late, taking them out for ice-cream ( and letting them over-indulge), telling them how awesome their mom and dad were. And Gods help anyone who tried messing with either one of the Winston children.

Those babies are so low-key that I couldn't find any good-quality pics of them. Charming's very own Big Footsies.

PART 2

[drabbles-mc]

📂 Anything for Mr. Halfie (Half-Sack)? He was sweet and had so much potential and I loved him😭

Kip, my beloved 🥲

Half-Sack would have 110% been invited to SAMCRO Girl's Nights if they had them. (Probably Juice, too, if we're being real 😂) It started off as a punishment from one of the guys saying he had to hang out and be their DD or something, expecting him to have a terrible time. But I can so just picture him sitting around and listening to all the gossip. And at first he doesn't want to say anything and risk saying the wrong thing but then one night as he's going to hand out another round of drinks he makes an offhand comment about one of the guys and all the ladies immediately turn to him like

"I'm sorry what???"

And from then on it's game over. He is knee-deep in the drama and the gossip with all of them. He's their inside man because he would never say no to any of them because he's more afraid of women than he is his MC brothers. As he should be 😂

First thing when he clocks out every other Friday is go to the liquor store to get drinks for everyone. One time one of the guys sees him with his cart full of booze and they ask what's going on, but before he can answer one of the girls comes around the corner with a bottle in her hand like, "Kip, hey, I found that Rosé you like!" And the guys just don't bother asking for more clarification.

Send me a “📂” and I’ll give you a random/useless headcanon that I have!

[magickhajiit]

Hazer in Chief- Chapter 1 (SOA)

This hasn't been beta read so please forgive any mistakes my sleep deprived mind has made.

Chapter 1

After a long afternoon in the garage, fixing a beamer that some college kid had sent off-road, Chibs was ready for a drink. Pulling on his kutte he wanders out of the office, soon as he passes the doorway he can hear it; the low thumping of music pouring out the clubhouse. When he gets closer he can hear a variety of whoops and cheers stemming from behind the metal door, so much for his quiet drink.   

Noise hits him the moment he steps into the room, it takes his senses a moment to adjust before he can take note of the people around him. A few out-of-state brothers sit in the leather seats, Chibs can recognise Happy Lowman amongst them showing off to those nearest a new smiley face tattoo, inked neatly onto his stomach. For the surrounding men, one of their croweaters acts as entertainment as she swings around the pole, her clothing leaving little to the imagination.   

Most of his own charter brothers are scattered around the bar area, the neon signs on the back walls turning them into a palette of blues, greens, and reds. In the middle of the madness sits Tig and Half-Sack. The former is lent with his arms braced on the bar, a grin on his face. At this stage of a party, he’d usually be in the back with some women, but apparently he’s found the one thing he likes more than pussy, tormenting a prospect.  

Half-Sack’s on the other side, sitting on a stool, he’s leaning over the bar, Chibs assumes to stop himself tumbling over. A row of shot glasses lines the bar’s surface and whilst a good half of them a filled with an amber liquid, the others sit empty.   

Feeling the weight of the day already lifting off his shoulders Chibs walks a little closer, just within earshot but further enough away to avoid notice.   

‘’The Sons have charters in how many countries?’’ Tig asks. A drink has already been picked up and he’s ready to push it into the boy’s hand. The game is unfair really, everyone in the room knows it. They know Half-Sack isn’t the brightest bulb, he’s more street-savvy than their last prospect but lacks any more academic intelligence than a wild ferret.   

Speaking of their last prospect Juice is one of the surrounding men, his expression part amusement and part relief that Tig and his tormenting nature have now found a new victim. Right now, he’s the only one to have noticed Chibs hiding in the corner watching the fun from afar.   

Both their attentions are pulled back to the game when a round of mocking remarks and laughter starts up again. Whatever Half-Sack answered clearly wasn’t right. Taking the glass he knocks it back, wincing when the sharp tang first reaches his lips.   

It takes another two wrong answers for Chibs to venture over. When he does Half-Sack looks at his sponsor for help, Juice used to give him the same lost puppy look whenever Tig was picking on him, sometimes he would intervene, sometimes he wouldn’t. Snatching the whiskey bottle out of Tig’s hands he sends the group a withering stare.  

The charade is shattered when he breaks out into a grin, before asking the prospect, ‘’When was Sambel founded?’’ The question is punctuated by him refilling the shot glasses to a chorus of laughter.

@viskovie decided to turn that idea into a quick fic.

[fullbushfemme]

sons that would let you peg:

juice, tig, chibs (but only once bc you wanted to try), half-sack

[brunettemarionette]

You are their Princess, and they would do anything for you, so imagine their guilt and surprise when they accidentally end up killing your dog. After pleading for your forgiveness, they decided the only way to make you happy was to give your pup the funeral he deserves.

[come-join-themurder]

SoA Characters and whether or not I’d be able to kick their ass.