#halfgclden

[godlyborn]

!! jordan/lulu, ♣,↕ cleo/beck, ►,☺ chase/ellie, ?? chase/ashton, ♣ ime/ellie, ☼,?? ime/fizz, ► cleo/fizz, and three of ur choice for kerri/parker c:

JORDAN & LULU.

Send me !! for a threatening text

TO [number here]: if u hurt my little sister, i stg i will hurt u. do not be fooled by my fun colored hair and happy attitude. u hurt my family and i will snap u like a twig. she likes u and don’t make her regret it.

CLEO & BECK.

Send me  ♣ for a drunk text (during college days)

TO CLEO: okay okay okay i know it’s late, but i’m at a party and the guys told me i should text you because i’m all stressed about it and shit. i wish things didn’t go down how they did because you didn’t deserve that shit

Send me ↕ for a scared/worried text

TO CLEO [unsent]: i’m scared you’ll hate me forever.

CHASE & ELLIE.

Send me ► for a text not meant for you

TO CHASE: me and jesse are actually getting along and it’s kind of partly because we’re bonding over not liking patrick, and i hate it because i don’t want patrick to be the reason for anything in my life lmaoo TO CHASE: oops my b, that was meant for rory.

Send me ☺ for a loving/affectionate text

TO CHASE: i know i don’t really have to say this because you already know, but it’s like 3am and i’m just thinking about it. you can tell me anything, and always talk too me. i’ll fuck shit up for you if you need me too, i promise.

CHASE & ASHTON.

Send me ?? for a strange/vague text

TO CHASE: we should have a lavender farm at camp.

IME & ELLIE.

Send me  ♣ for a drunk text

TO IME: ias have asdfk jesse

IME & FIZZ.

Send me ☼ for a morning text

TO IME😘😜🤩🤑🔥💖💖: morning bitch, i’m getting coffee for us, latte cool with you? i’ve got some teaaaa to tell you.

Send me ?? for a strange/vague text

TO IME😘😜🤩🤑🔥💖💖: hypothetically, if one wanted to, do you think you could knock someone out with a pointe shoe to the temple?

CLEO & FIZZ.

Send me ► for a text not meant for you

TO CLEO: do you want to test our luck and rob a bank? TO CLEO: shit that was meant for ime TO CLEO: but if you want to join, i wouldn’t be opposed

KERRI & PARKER.

Send me ► for a text not meant for you

TO PARKER: i’ve got something planned for later. i know you’ll like it 😉  TO PARKER: oh my gods TO PARKER: pls ignore that message TO PARKER: it was meant for noah TO PARKER: oh my gods

Send me !! for a threatening text

TO PARKER: PARKER VALENTINE, YOU HIMBIM, I STG IF YOU SEND TAI WHAT I SAID TWO DAYS AGO, YOU’RE GOING TO WAKE UP IN WATER.

Send me ☼ for a morning text

TO PARKER: good monday morning! please don’t get yourself killed by a twelve year old today, pls and thx.

[yungimmortals]

obnoxious ship meme for wondertwins and bancroft/cam?

k o d a  &  c h a s e

always wins when they play Trivia Crack

hmm...koda? i think? she has a lot of random knowledge thanks to her best friend being a daughter of athena (shoutout to hazel ily)

laughs when their partner trips on something

both of them, they’re hopeless goofballs. and definitely both kinda clumsy. but they help each other up!!

would drop ice down the back of the other’s shirt as a joke

omg also both of them!! turns into a little prank war and they each try to one-up the other until someone gets sprayed with a hose i feel like.

spoils the ending of books/movies

books? koda, the little chatterbox. she just goes on and on about whatever she’s read/audiobooks she’s listened to and we all know chase can’t read so it’s not a big deal. but movies? she either asks a million questions or correctly guesses the ending and chase hits her with a pillow.

always posts a picture of the other as their MCM or WCW

koda starts #mkm (morph kid mondays) as soon as she gets back and posts pictures of her siblings asleep in random places using strange things as pillows/blankets. alternately, tuesdays become #twintuesdays and she and chase take turns sharing ridiculous photos they’ve taken of each other throughout the years. matching christmas pjs, anyone?

eats the last piece of cake in the fridge before the other can have it

it is a BATTLE fork vs knife between them for the last piece of cake. they end up splitting it afterwards.

obnoxiously celebrates Monday Punday every week

i feel like this is chase and koda’s absolutely cracking up over his jokes

makes loving hack posts on the other’s Facebook/Instagram/Tumblr/Twitter etc

both of them would do this but it’s impossible to tell if it’s a hack post bc they love each other so much that they post that shit normally

has to beat their partner in every game

omg they both try so hard to beat each other at whatever game they’re playing. they also frequently wrestle bc they’re morons like that and jesse walks in like “again?????” 

keeps their partner up half the night talking about random stuff

gods, both of them. koda can talk FOREVER but i feel like when you put them together?? especially considering how long they’ve known each other? they can talk endlessly about absolutely anything, even the most random stuff

eats too much garlic and tries to kiss their partner anyway

koda is garlic queen and she’ll breathe garlic in chase’s face like the tiny heathen she is

g r a v e s  &  c l e o

always wins when they play Trivia Crack

hmm...cleo? graves has an approximate knowledge of many things so maybe he gets some lucky wins but i feel like cleo is victorious most of the time

laughs when their partner trips on something

cleo!! graves trips bc she says something that makes his brain melt

would drop ice down the back of the other’s shirt as a joke

sigh graves would and cleo would shriek and pout and call him “cameron”

spoils the ending of books/movies

graves just assumes she’s seen the movie he’s talking about and casually drops a mega spoiler without realizing

always posts a picture of the other as their MCM or WCW

hmm i could see them both doing this?

eats the last piece of cake in the fridge before the other can have it

graves would never, he’s learned from his sisters not to take food that doesn’t have his name on it, so it’s all for cleo

obnoxiously celebrates Monday Punday every week

cleo has some good puns tbh, i feel like it could alternate tho

makes loving hack posts on the other’s Facebook/Instagram/Tumblr/Twitter etc

lmao cleo does this!!!!

has to beat their partner in every game

sorry cleo graves is so competitive i hate him

keeps their partner up half the night talking about random stuff

i would say cleo? keepin him up to talk about the most recent rom com that made her weepy and insisting “cameron you have to watch the next one with me!”

eats too much garlic and tries to kiss their partner anyway

both!! of!! them!! but in the situation where it’s graves, he just smiles at cleo and she knows whats about to happen and laughs/shrieks as she runs away but he catches up to her and is SO GARLIC

[dcmidivine]

obnoxious ship meme for ime/yacob pls :3

always wins when they play Trivia Crack

jacob is deadly good at trivia games because his mind is solely composed of random information, but ime can still hold their own

laughs when their partner trips on something

ime cackles and wonders if it’s fucked up to laugh then decides they don’t care

would drop ice down the back of the other’s shirt as a joke

jacob pretends to be getting close to kiss them and then drops the ice down their back and ime Screeches, now thoroughly convinced jacob is evil

spoils the ending of books/movies

jacob operates under the assumption everyone else has read and seen the same things as him so he brings up major spoilers all the time

always posts a picture of the other as their MCM or WCW

ime does it jokingly, it’s like a picture of a bench and you can just see jacob’s elbow in the corner of the frame and they’re like “wow MCM <33333″

eats the last piece of cake in the fridge before the other can have it

ime blames frank

obnoxiously celebrates Monday Punday every week

not monday punday but once a week jacob will wake up to a monstrosity of a copy and paste emoji filled text message that he has to listen to (and does, every time)

makes loving hack posts on the other’s Facebook/Instagram/Tumblr/Twitter etc

this seems like the type of shit ime would find hysterical, they’d post something about him turning over a new leaf and deciding to see again

has to beat their partner in every game

depends on the game, but neither of them get overly heated

keeps their partner up half the night talking about random stuff

jacob explains the plot of the westing game in explicit detail and ime’s lying there staring at the ceiling like “why am i here i didn’t even get laid”

eats too much garlic and tries to kiss their partner anyway

ime as Revenge for something

[yungimmortals]

brotp meme for cameron/bancroft :3

c a m e r o n  &  b a n c r o f t

who steals french fries off the other’s plate:

graves buys extra fries so there’s plenty, but he also absolutely lets cleo steal his fries and pretends not to see a thing

who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple:

cleo does, most of the time and graves usually panics and stammers in response. but once, just once, he leans in as a joke, not realizing she did too and practically bolts when their lips brush accidentally

who has to bust or bail the other out of jail

surprisingly i think graves would be busting cleo out. what was she caught for? grand theft lamp

who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues

both of them try to give advice but are pros at never listening to the advice they give. as far as comforting each other, they’re both good at this. i picture them just sitting somewhere letting the other vent

who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes:

toss up, depends on the game? maybe cleo does this more but graves is not above doing this

who immediately calls dibs on the top bunks

cleo, because if graves did, she’d look at him and say “but cameron” and he’d feel awful

who starts and who wins the pillow fights:

either of them start the fight but cleo always wins (maybe graves lets her sometimes, idk you didn’t hear it from me) 

who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush:

i think either of them would say this to the other’s crush. they’d be decent wingmen for each other. but also...i get the feeling cleo would say this to graves and bat her eyelashes

[imitheous]

2nd headcanon meme for chloe and zoe!

✭ Zoe ✭ 

2-4 songs that are probably on their iPod

Sway - Danielle Bradberry, The Feels - Maren Morris, Youngblood - 5 Seconds of Summer

the one place they sometimes end up falling asleep – where they’re not supposed to

There is a 90% chance she has taken a nap at the bottom of the lake before, she finds it peaceful down there

the game they’d destroy everyone else at

Any game that involves being in the water….Marco Polo?

the emoticon they’d use most often

🐠she thinks he’s cute

what they act like when they haven’t had enough sleep

very sleepy, and when she’s around the right people she’s mushy and cuddly

their preferred hot beverage on really cold nights. or mornings. or whenever.

Hot chocolate, with whipped cream, and a bit of cinnamon sprinkled on top c:

how they like to comfort/care for themselves when they’re in a slump

Brett, movie marathons, and way too many chips OR Cleo, wine, and sleepovers

what they wanted to be when they grew up

A vet, before she realized just how much schooling that required

their favorite kind of weather

Bright sun, minimal wind but just enough to keep it from being too hot and humid out

thoughts on their singing voice (decent? terrible? soprano? alto?)

she has a sweet voice, though untrained.  she doesn’t like singing in front of other people though, just those she’s super comfortable around

how/what they like to draw or doodle

She likes to doodle animals, whether or not it actually looks like that animal is still up for debate

✭ Chloe ✭ 

2-4 songs that are probably on their iPod

Castle - Hasley, Cherry Bomb - The Runaways

the one place they sometimes end up falling asleep – where they’re not supposed to

For some reason I have a great image of her laying on Fizz or Lisette jokingly and she got comfy and just fell asleep on them.

the game they’d destroy everyone else at

Man Hunt - she’s a pro at shadow manipulation

the emoticon they’d use most often

😂or 😏

what they act like when they haven’t had enough sleep

This girl most likely runs on like four-five hours of sleep normally, so pretty chill since her body is use to it

their preferred hot beverage on really cold nights. or mornings. or whenever.

Give her a cappuccino with an extra shot of espresso or give her death

how they like to comfort/care for themselves when they’re in a slump

Practices her powers in her room.  She uses crystals and a cheap magic ball prop for the shits and giggles to make herself laugh at her dramatics

what they wanted to be when they grew up

She wanted to be whatever was cool to her at the moment, until she realized that she had no talent in that category and moved onto the next thing 

their favorite kind of weather

Cloudy, and slightly chilly - that weather right during the transition between fall and winter

thoughts on their singing voice (decent? terrible? soprano? alto?)

She’s indifferent to it, and doesn’t focus much on it.  She only really sings in front of people she’s close to - like her roomies, or if a song she really likes comes on at a party

how/what they like to draw or doodle

She’s the type of person that starts trying to doodle, and then just ends up filling in the entire box in the top corner of loose leaf pages

[imitheous]

✘☠ ♣ for rory/parker

RORY &  PARKER

Send ✘ for an unsent text

TO PARKER: can you please just ask my sister out already?  You two are obviously into each other i don’t understand.

Send ☠ for a threatening message

TO PARKER: Amber is dragging me to the kitchens to bake a g a i n

TO PARKER: if you did something to make her stress bake and keep me trapped in here and miss dinner, there will be hell to pay.

Send ♣ for a drunk message

TO PARKER: okay, did you steal things from my stash last time we hung out?  

TO PARKER: cause i can’t find my sour patch kids and i think i’m crying??

[dcmidivine]

ok last one i promise 📱for alice/jor

the two Worst Texters in the universe

Contact name:

jor dan!

What ringtone my muse has set for yours:

utter silence

What contact photo my muse has set for yours:

What my muse thinks of the way yours texts:

right to the point! short and sweet!

How quickly my muse responds to your texts:

within the week

How often our muses text:

they more often communicate through two tin cans and some string

How often our muses call:

sometimes alice finds a song she wants to show him so she calls him and just plays it through the phone without context

Does my muse purposefully miss calls from yours:

not on purpose :-(

Last text sent from my muse to yours:

> i have a feeling we will run into each other today :-)

[dcmidivine]

📱 alec/parker

i’m impressed parker allowed alec access to his phone number

Contact name:

parker valentine!

What ringtone my muse has set for yours:

none :(

What contact photo my muse has set for yours:

it’s cropped from a group photo bc that’s the only picture alec has of him 

What my muse thinks of the way yours texts:

they’re aware parker doesn’t like them very much but STILL have some ENTHUSIASM

How quickly my muse responds to your texts:

within a couple minutes unless they’re sulking

How often our muses text:

practically never

How often our muses call:

less than never

Does my muse purposefully miss calls from yours:

if parker is being MEAN

Last text sent from my muse to yours:

> i kno u think im annoying but it was still fun making out w you! :)) we should do that again some time