#halfgoddessurd

[muse-hub]

Shepard sat at the bar of Afterlife, chatting with the turian bartender about nothing in particular as she just drank her stress away. As she set down her now empty glass she noticed someone walking up to the seat next to her, though said nothing. Everyone was here for their own reasons, hers was to destress.

[bughammer]

@a-megami-sama / @half-goddess-urd

"Why are you guys always the butt of everyone's pervert fantasies?!”

“It's not enough that Urd triggers them, but then you get actual crazies coming out--"

"--and then I have to fend them off myself, because Keiichi's too busy being embarrassed and Welsper over there's too busy hacking up a demonic catball! What, you think my Mulvey Special Analytics Plan just grows on trees?! Making men and women fear for their body parts isn't as easy as it looks!"

"Oh, and then we get into who's sexier than who! Well, I'll tell you who's better! ME!, because I’m the only one who gets to be placed in shameful situations -- like this one!”

“And this one! I almost suffocated!”

“And let’s not get into the ones where” -- {sniff, sniff} -- “as an adult, I was almost accosted by by that skeevy guy with the glasses and the car!!”

[bughammer]

@half-goddess-urd didn’t ask to debug, but here we are.

“Are you going to play Mahjong right, do I have to call in my good friend Bomber Referee? Don’t think I didn’t see you try to trick me!”